Mew Somomo: Hi everyone out there in fanfiction land, may I say that I am very sorry for the delay, but I’ve been busy lately, but that is no excuse. So here is the 5th installment of ‘The Forgotten Tokyo Mew Mew Guys’ During the break between chapters I have been chatting with Draco-Zelda and we’re gonna do a joint story! For more on this, see the end of the chapter! So, onto the first review, which, coincidentally comes from the exact same person!

Pai: And that is exciting why?

Mew Somomo: Because it is! Stop being such a Negative Nelly!

Pai: Negative Nelly?

Mew Somomo: Just go to the review!!!!!!

great puts on body armor that makes her look like Zakuro from TMM and im a Pai/Zakuro shipper...did i just go off topic? ill stop it now
hey Masaya thank you for cutting down the tree is starting to decorate the tree merry christmas
Sira: What in Elvis's name is going on?
Me: uhh...sorry you guys Sira is...one of my anime characters...she is more evil than good-wait, how do you Elvis?
Sira: I have listened to hound dog
Me: ok w/e sure you can come with Ryou, he has to wear a evil cape and stuff though picks up Kish good i have someone to bring...Voldie can't scare me!

Pai: Pai this is not a fangirl party, its a evil party now i suggest you get in your bunny outfit and run around the TMM fans or else (see i am evil impressed?)
Masaya: Masaya you have blinded my 3rd, second cousin by marrage (oO don't ask) with your but! Now you have to go and make out with Pudding! WHILE wearing a "bunny" outfit!
Keiichiro: Good, we at the evil party thing...will love your services.
I suggest you make 15 of everything you know how to make...Cruella De Vil can get pretty hoggy there
Taruto: Yay! Then i can run around chasing Pai with a chainsaw!
Oh yeah question: Have you watched the simpsons movie...and if you haven't takes out Simpsons movie from movie tray lets watch!

da no na (long review, sry) time for gift giving

Masaya's gift: a ticking time bomb...i think we all know what to do with this
Taruto's gift: Some video games and candy Merry christmas nyan!
Keiichiro's gift: Some walt disney books, hope you like it
Pai's gift: some really nice looking exspenive heart candys (they were stars but they melted)-

Sira: yeah right...Pai and Shec-

and some Manga
Mew Somomo's gift: a whole bunch of DVD's, some torturing stuff and a note that says: hey im your secret santa with a funny picture!
Oh and some missletoe with you under kish (- hint hint...kiss youkisshu)

Merry christmas, hope you enjoy your gifts

Mew Somomo: Cool! Thanks!

Shecka (‘Cause lets all remember that Shecka and Draco-Zelda are the same person): My pleasure!

KABOOM!

Shecka: Oops, Masaya’s bomb blew him up!

Mew Somomo: As much as I would like for him to stay blown up, I can’t, so through the magic of fanfiction, he is now alive, just in a lot of pain.

Masaya: Ouch.

Mew Somomo: Shut up tree-raper!

Masaya: WHAT DID SHE DO TO THE TREE?!?!? I WAS GOING TO BURRY IT!

Mew Somomo: If you cremate it then we can be warmer! (For those of you who don’t know, cremation is where you burn someone’s body after they die and then either scatter the ashes in a place they loved or put the ashes in an urn)

Masaya: Even that would be better than what she did to it! She decorated it like a christmas tree!

Mew Somomo: So? Oh, you’re one of those people who believe that it’s bad luck to have a christmas tree up after new year’s day, aren’t you?

Masaya: No, I, never mind.

Pai: What makes you think that I would wear a bunny suit?

Mew Somomo: If you don’t, Asuna will have to have a word with you…

Asuna: Yeah, been meaning to ask, where’s my paycheck?

Mew Somomo: Here! You get it after Pai is in the bunny suit.

Asuna stares menacingly at Pai and he slowly gets into bunny suit.

Mew Somomo: Okay, here’s your paycheck!

Asuna: Yay!!

Mew Somomo: Now lets all poof off to the evil party!

POOF!

Mew Somomo: I didn’t mean literally!

Poof Fairy: Sorry!

Keiichiro: Wait, we left Masaya and Taruto alone!

Mew Somomo: Don’t worry, I don’t think that Taruto will destroy anything.

Keiichiro: It’s not him I’m worried that will break stuff.

Mew Somomo: OMG THE TREE HUGGER!

Mew Somomo poofs back to where Masaya and Taruto are then comes back exactly one minute later.

Shecka: All fixed?

Mew Somomo: Yep! I chained them to the wall!

Ryou: What am I doing here? And why am I in a cape? Not that I’m complaining…

Mew Somomo: Hi Ryou-kun!

Ryou: Uh, hi. Do I know you?

Mew Somomo: Yep, I’m the one that kidnapped Keiichiro!

Ryou: Oh yeah! Thanks for that! I’ve finally had a break from stuff!

Mew Somomo: What stuff?

Ryou: You know, stuff! Although Ichigo has been crying non-stop. Apparently Aoyama went missing.

Mew Somomo: Yeah, that might have had something to do with me.

Ryou: Right. Uh, now, if you would so kindly explain the cape?

Back with Shecka and Kish.

Kish: Hey… I don’t know you…

Shecka: Yes you do!

Kish: Good enough for me!

Kish kisses Shecka.

Couple of hours later

Mew Somomo: We gotta go now! Kish and Ryou can stay if they want, they aren’t part of the show, but Shecka, Pai, Keiichiro, we gotta go.

Pai: Why did I have to be in a bunny suit?

Mew Somomo: Because you did!

POOF!

Taruto: So… Thirsty…

Mew Somomo: Okay, you can come down now. And I’m sorry, but it’s mean to Pudding to make her make out with that loser tree hugger. So lets move onto the next review! It’s from DarkWingedLove!

Hehheh.I bet Pai is at me now. Oh well. I still love you Pai!
Can i work with you?
Name: Zestu
DNA: Bat Hawk
Personality: Goes on mood swings often but is hyper most of the time. A happy-go-lucky kinda girl .A Pai fangirl! (And don't ask me why am i torturing Pai when i love him XD.)
Looks: Long, black waist length hair, dark brown eyes and slightly tanned skin.

Ohh! Lettuce is calling me!
Me: Moshi Moshi?
Lettuce: Hi Zetsu! Umm...I have a question for you... Did P-Pai say a-anything about...me? Coz Kish just teleported into my room laughing like crazy saying: 'Pai… confession… your pictures… his room…'
Me: Um...hang on
(Passes Pai the phone)

MUHAHAHA!! YOU get to decide what will Pai say:D
Gives Mew Shecka and Somomo a box of chocolates.
Merry Christmas!
Ja ne!

Mew Somomo: Yay! More staff!

Pai: Just what I need. More crazy fangirls.

Zestu: HI! I LOVE YOU PAI!!!!!

Shecka: Then you must battle me for him! NIN-NIN! (ninja phrase)

Zestu: HYIIIIIIYA!!!!!!

Zestu flicks Shecka.

Shecka pokes Zestu

Mew Somomo: Girls, girls, girls. There is only one rational course of action. BIG WATER BOMB FIGHT!

Shecka and Zestu: YAY!!!!!

Mew Somomo: The rules:

Only water in the balloons. No other things like tomato sauce or flour.

No punching, kicking, biting, clawing or spiting.

Whoever forfeits first must give up Pai forever.

Shecka: Wanna co-operate and share Pai instead of risking losing forever?

Zestu: Yup.

Shecka grabs one of Pai’s arms and Zestu grabs the other.

Mew Somomo: Now, Pai, you have to answer that phone!

Pai: How can I? I don’t have any free arms.

Mew Somomo: Okay, both of you off him. Now.

Lettuce: Uh, hi Pai. Was, uh, w-was Kish t-t-telling the truth b-before when he said th-that you have pictures of m-me in your r-r-room?

Pai: Oh, are you looking for the Pai spelt P-A-I? This is Pie spelt P-I-E. You must have the wrong number.

Lettuce: Oh. S-sorry.

Mew Somomo’s, Shecka’s and Zestu’s mouths hang open.

Somomo, Shecka and Zestu: YOU LYING SON OF A THREE LEGGED DOG!

Pai: What?

Mew Somomo: Lets just get onto the next review, shall we? This is from Usagi Komadori AKA Kitty.

Okies! Hi minna-sandesu! Alright, first of all, why isn't my beloved Kish 24/7 in the show?! If he were, I'd dare him to kiss me! (Evil chuckle) Oh, Masaya? You are #1...in my Guys-I-Hate-In-TMM list! I dare you to litter! Pai? I love you! (in a platonic brother-sister kinda way) You are soo awsome! (Gives Pai candycane)I dare you to kiss Lettuce underneath the mistle toe (You get to choose the place where you want to kiss her) Tart? Don't let what people say about you being short get to you! Just wait until you're 15 like me, total growth spurt! Love you too! (Stay platonic, platonic!) I dare you to confess to Pudding! Oh yea! Last but not least (I think...) Keiichiro! I think you should marry! It's kinda creepy for a guy your age to be unmarried and live with a guy...especially Ryou! Your dare: Cut your ponytail yourself!
Oh! Can I work here?!

Description:
Name-Usagi
Transformation-Blue hair, elfin ears, amber-red ayes
Animal-25 Lynx, 25 Alien, 50 human
Love Interest-Kish!

Hugs, Kisses and choclates for the great authoress,
Aby

Mew Somomo: Okay, first of all, Kish isn’t here 24/7 for this show because he’s a temp. Work experience.

Keiichiro: What does he need work experience from you for? How to threaten people?

Mew Somomo: Actualy, yes!

Masaya: Why doesn’t anyone like me…

Mew Somomo: Go sit in the emo corner and cut your wrists. If we’re lucky, you’ll die.

Lettuce and Mistletow pop up next to Pai.

Lettuce: Uh, Pai, can we talk abou—

Pai kisses Lettuce and then she poofs away.

Taruto: But Pudding already knows how I feel!

Keiichiro: I don’t wanna get married! Especially to a fangirl! And I refuse to cut off my ponytail!

Mew Somomo: Just heads up, I counted the votes. You only got one vote to not cut off your ponytail. It’s gotta go.

Keiichiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mew Somomo: We have new staff! (again!) Just wondering, wouldn’t it make more sense if you had rabbit DNA? Cause usagi means rabit.

Usagi: So?

Mew Somomo: And don’t we all love Kish…

Usagi and Somomo: Sigh…

Mew Somomo: Okay, next review now!

Dear Everyone,
SHECKA! OFF OF PAI!
I need to be in there to supervise from now on.
Name:Autumn
Title: The brilliant authoress! Or just Autumn. Or Mrs. Pai!!
Powers: Kicks butt and writes a lot. Easily Distracted, except for when it comes to Pai.
I dont have dares, but I DO have prezzies!
Somomo gets a shotgun to keep the boys in line, Masaya gets a lump of coal, Keichiro gets one portable egg wisk, Taruto gets a package of candy, and Pai gets a kiss from me! MWA!
TOTALLY cut off Keichiro's ponytail! I'm all for it!!
Hugs, Kisses, and Chocolate,
Autumn Starberry

Shecka: What about Zestu?!?! She’s on Pai too! And we don’t need supervising!

Mew Somomo: Yeah, that’s my job! But you can still work here!

Autumn: Yay!

Pai: You do know that Pai is my first name? And when you get married you traditionally use the grooms last name.

Autumn: So you WILL marry me! YAY!

Pai: I never said that.

Mew Somomo: Great, now we have THREE people who are in love with Pai. One was bad enough. Thanks for the shotgun!

Masaya: Coal? I wanted a tree.

Autumn: Be glad you got anything!

Keiichiro: I thought that egg whisks were already portable?

Taruto: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!! Can share it with Pudding?

Mew Somomo: Yeah, sure, lets get here in here!

Pudding poofs in

Pudding: CANDY! TARUTO!

Mew Somomo: Well, we know her priorities.

Pai: I don’t want my present.

Masaya: Swap you?

Pai: Yes!

Autumn: I am so not kissing the tree hugger!

Mew Somomo: Then lets just move onto the review from Hika Yagami. May I remind you that she is the one that wants to marry Keiichiro!

Don't cut Kei-kun's hair! It's so long and silky and yummy chocolate brown!...Kei-kun reminds me of CHOCOLATE!!

Hika Yagami

Mew Somomo: Okay… Can I just say that you scare me? Lets move onto the next review. It is from Fire’s Descent.

Masaya: Yes you are despicable. Although we all knew that already. NOW SHUT UP ABOUT THE TREE!

HE SHOULD GET HIS PONYTAIL CUT OFF!!

I feel bad for Pai. If shecka Knew about sarcasm, they could have WONDERFUL conversations.

Pai whispers to Shecka: THAT was sarcasm.

Shecka: HEY!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!

Whispers back: What does it mean?

Pai rolls his eyes.

The lights go off and the room is plunged into darkness. Shecka, Zestu and Autumn all grab at Pai for fear. Usagi mistakes Taruto for Kish and huggs him tight. A single spotlight comes on and shows Mew Somomo holding a pair of scissors.

Mew Somomo: Keiichiro. It is time. The readers have voted. It is time to cut off your ponytail. Please, come up here.

Keiichiro: I WON’T DO IT!

Keiichiro makes a break for it, only to be met by Hika Yagami in a wedding dress.

Hika Yagami: You get up there Kei-kun. Mew Somomo said that I can marry you as soon as you cut your hair. So get up there and do it already!

Keiichiro tries to run again, but Shecka, Zestu, Usagi and Autumn are blocking all exits. Keiichiro resigns to fate and walks up to the stage. Scissors are raised and long brown hair falls to the ground.

Mew Somomo: You know, he looks better without a ponytail.

Hika Yagami (who shall now be known as Hika): Yeah. You’re right.

Mew Somomo: Okay, lets get this wedding done! I am licensed to do this!

Keiichiro: Damn. There goes my escape route.

Mew Somomo: Hika Yagami, do you take Keiichiro Akasaka to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Hika: YES! I DO!

Mew Somomo: If anyone BESIDES the groom sees a reason that these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace. Nope? Okay, you two are now married! And to play for you, here’s the band that has all Japan entranced by their music that they sing to call to their princess, THE THREE LIGHTS! Poofed here especially from the studio where I am also holding them prisoner for a fanfic! (see my other story, ‘The Three Lights Show’) And they will be singing ‘Chasin’ After You’ from the Kakyuu-Ouhi Kourin (sailor moon musical thing, you can see it on youtube with english subs)

Seiya: Let me just say, that we do not want to do this. She is forcing us.

Keiichiro: At least she doesn’t make you marry fangirls.

Yaten: There's still a long way to go in the show. She could do worse things to us.

Chasin after you,oimotomete
Ano fureiguransu anata wo
Dare mo ubae yashinai sa
Kaguwa shiki hoshi wo

Memorii wa biryuushi sa
Deeply in my heart,shimi tsuita mama
Taema naku kakitaeru
Kono kokoro,Crazy Me !

Yozora wo suberu ryuusei no
Imawa no kirameki ni kake
Anata ni tadori tsukeru koto
Hitasura chikau yo
Shoutin dor my love
Shoutin for your love

Chasin after you,mugen koete
Ano fureiguransu sagashi ni
Doko ni hisonde mo kaori wa
Kakushi kirenai sa

Kono ude ni dakishimeru
Hold in my arms,tada sono koto wo
Egaki tsutsu negai tsutsu
Miageru yo,Starry Night !

Anata wa boku no yobikake ni
Can't you answer ? Sube wo motanai
Sono mama matte ite hoshii
Kanarazu aeru yo
Shoutin for my love
Shoutin for your love

Hika: YAY! I’m married to Kei-kun!

Mew Somomo: Okay, now for the information on the joint story between myself and Draco-Zelda! We will be interviewing the fave couples of TMM and YOU get to decide who we do first! In your reviews put your favorite couples and the most popular one will be selected!

Shecka: We hope that you look forward to it!

Mew Somomo: Now to end the show with the traditional reviews untill I update! I will update at 22! Ja ne!