animehamster: It’s another Art Trade with Dark1408!!

Sasuke: Tch, who cares…

animehamster: -vein pops- You should. It involves you and Sakura-

Sasuke: -eyes twinkle- Does that mean we’ll have a lemon?!

animehamster: Hmm, maybe…

Sakura: Just make it as non-perverted as possible.

animehamster: I do not own Naruto, it belongs to Kishimoto-san! (but it will belong to me sooner or later!!)

Sasuke: I hope it never does…

animehamster: -smacks Sasuke-

Why Did It Have To Be You?

Chapter 1: I Hate You!

Normal P.O.V.

It was just another day at Konoha High- “SASUKE-TEME!!” Um, seriously, it’s just another regular day at this school…

“Dobe, you seriously need a life, and you need to be a lot more quieter. The fan girls will hear you!” Sasuke Uchiha. Total hottie, popular, smart, excellent at running away from fan girls…

“Says you, teme. Hinata’s making me ramen again! You seriously need a girlfriend to escape those fan girls.” Naruto Uzumaki. A total moron, loud, current relationship status: Occupied with Hinata Hyuuga. Best friend of Uchiha Sasuke.

Sasuke’s vein popped. He wasn’t the most open person with girls… He just hadn’t found the one girl who wouldn’t stalk him everywhere he went. It was tough to be hot at this age…

“Oy! Sasuke-teme!” Naruto looked like he was going to burst with laughter. “Your fan girls are back…”

Sasuke slowly turned around and saw Naruto was right. His hordes of fan girls were back to haunt him.

“There he is! Get him!!”

“Naruto, this is all your fault!” He then ran while hearing Naruto encourage the horde to go faster. ‘I’m going to murder Naruto!’

Sakura’s P.O.V.

I sighed. The fan girls were at it again. I heard them shout Sasuke’s name before heading to lunch. ‘They will never learn, will they?’

My name is Sakura Haruno. People say I’m smart, pretty, but unfortunately has a bad sense of fashion (I would like a model if not for the fashion issue…) I was about to turn the corner when someone smacked into me. “Ow! Get off me you jer-“ My eyes widened at the sight of Uchiha Sasuke on top of me. I hoped he would see the anger building up on my face.

Sasuke Uchiha was the most conceited person I’ve ever met. Cute, smart, but he plays with girls’ hearts. Why couldn’t he just tell his fan girls that- My thoughts were interrupted as he pulled me up and hid us in an empty classroom.

“Be very quiet.” His breath trickling down my neck making me shiver. I saw the fan girls running past the classroom and heard him sigh. “Thank god, they’re gone.” I was debating with my inner self whether to a) Tell him to get the hell off of me or b) Let us stay longer like this (Idea goes to inner self). I decided ‘a’ since it was the most sensible thing to do so…

“Would you mine getting the HELL OFF OF ME?!” He looked at me as his face was impassive as always…

“Tch. Whatever.” That’s it. I punched him in the face as hard as I could and as he fell back to the floor, I left the classroom. ‘What a conceited jerk!’

Sasuke’s P.O.V.

I rubbed my jaw. That girl could really hit. Surprisingly, she looked angry instead of all the other girls who always chased me afterwards. I identified her as Haruno Sakura with her pink hair and green eyes.

“Sasuke-teme! There you are and did I see Sakura-chan throw a punch at you?!” He snickered. “She really hates you, you know…” I had a double take.

‘She hates me? What ever did I do…’

“Dobe, you do realize I’m going to kill you, right?”

“… yup! But it was all worth-“ I had him in a headlock. This guy was going down, but I decided I would pay Sakura a visit afterwards…

Normal P.O.V.

She raced down the hall smiling that she had taken a punch at Sasuke Uchiha. Sakura knew the fan girls would kill her but it was well worth it. The way he had taken advantage of her for his self-defense … She shivered. She didn’t even want to know what would’ve happen next if she had chosen her second option. ‘Come on! You could’ve seduced him right there and then!!’ She pushed inner Sakura away, hopefully, forever.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Sakura froze. Sasuke was right in front of her. “I think you owe me an apology.”

“I owe you nothing.” She hissed.

“You owe me an explanation of why you hate me.”

‘It wasn’t a statement. It was an order by the damn Uchiha.’ Sakura looked at him with such distaste that he was really starting to get pissed off. “I don’t need to tell you anything you stuck up, pretty boy, Uchiha!”

Sakura had blown. ‘He had taken advantage of her, and he wanted an apology!?’ She couldn’t do a thing about it; it had just gone out of her mouth. “I don’t understand why you would play with all these girls’ hearts! Can’t you just-“ Soft lips touched hers and her mind went blank. Sasuke had put his lips to hers in an attempt to shut her up. On the other hand, Sakura was beginning to feel a little light-headed. ‘From the kiss? No, it’s probably from the lack of oxygen…’

But now… Sasuke wondered if her lips were always this soft and began to force her mouth open when she broke away. She was crying. Sakura’s first kiss was taken away by this jerk. This lousy Uchiha took her first kiss, and he was still impassive as always. She turned around and ran towards the girls’ bathroom. Sasuke did not follow.

animehamster: Well that went a lot longer then I thought it would Chapter 1 of the Art Trade is complete!

Sasuke: You smacking me, plus Sakura’s smacks are giving me a headache.

animehamster: Good. You need something to clear your perverted thoughts anyway!

Sasuke: I am not perverted…

animehamster: LIAR! –takes out hentai pictures of Hinata-hime-

Sasuke: -drools-

animehamster: -kicks Sasuke to the moon- Teme!

Sasuke: Uchiha Sasuke is blasted off again! –twinkle-

Sakura: (--‘) Please review so I can get out of here…