Written with a Floating Pen

By: Bar-Ohki

Other Stuff: And this one had to follow the other two….

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Roy Mustang woke up and yawned. He glanced around the room, being slightly confused as he didn’t recognize his surroundings. It then dawned on him he was in the Elric family home in his and Ed’s room. In their bed. It gave him a warm, fuzzy feeling to wake in a bed that smelled of his Fighter Unit.

Like anyone else who just woke up, Roy needed to relieve himself. He climbed out of bed and went to the bathroom and opened the door.

Roy went from half-awake to wide awake at the sight of Alphonse and Winry having sex.

“Um….” Roy remarked loudly. “Could you take this somewhere else?”

Both Alphonse and Winry blushed.

-later-

“You’re just like Ed.” Winry accused Roy.

“How exactly?” Roy was a little confused.

“You’re always walking in and ruining my time with Al!” She growled.

“Wait you mean Ed’s walked in on you two having sex?” Roy was a little shocked.

“Almost every time we do it actually.” Al added. “And he walked in on my parents a lot too.”

“And he even walked in on mine….” Winry then glared at Roy. “You are a peeper!”

“Eh!?”

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Now Roy has been doomed to come in on people having sex, well according to Winry anyways.