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Author: Master of the Rebels
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Reviews: 141 - Published: 12-05-07 - Updated: 12-05-07 - Complete - id:3931140

WARNING! PLEASE READ! This story contains NC-17 rated material that is unsuitable for minors under the age of 18...technically. But if you're younger than that, it's your own damn fault if you get caught because I did warn you. Quick disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to nor shall he ever belong to me. He is the property of Kishimoto Masashi. And Sasuke, of course.

Edit: Thank you to Jay-Jay51 who pointed out an inconsistency to me.

Gah! Okay, apologies in advance for making Naruto somewhat flamboyantly gay. But it fit this story so you’ll all just have to deal with it. Sorry to all you NaruSasu lovers out there, but this is a SasuNaru. This is one huge mother of a oneshot, 27 pages on MS Word, single-spaced. Oh, and you should all be aware that the true title of this story is supposed to be The “Naruto in a Skirt” Fic but since that would probably detract from the attention I want it to receive, I felt obliged to come up with an alternate name. This story is dedicated to and inspired by the lovely Mako75! Go read her story immediately. I demand it of you. ...cough shameless advertisement cough... Also, I’m lazy, hence why this has yet to be edited. If you manage to pick out any incredibly glaring mistakes, do tell me, but please refrain from pointing out stupid stuff like, “You spelled ‘the’ wrong in this sentence.” I don’t have the capacity to care about minor typos at the moment. Oh, and there is an inspiration picture for all of you peoples who can get onto y!gallery. The link is in my profile and it inspired an entire scene, down to pretty much the word. So without further ado, please enjoy...

Hell's Nine Tails

The obsidian-eyed man stared at his girlfriend of three years blankly as she chattered on and on about something that he had absolutely no interest in. His mind was elsewhere, watching discreetly out the third floor window of their university’s life science building. The brunet observed silently, as was his usual routine for the past few months, as a thin, lithe boy with beautiful blonde hair and a brilliant smile gracefully stepped around the advances of numerous young men.

“Sasuke-kun, are you listening?” Sasuke blinked and drew his attention back to the pink-haired girl in front of him. She had a slight frown on her face that went all the way up to her jade eyes. She was a pretty girl, there was no doubt about it, and Sasuke had known her nearly six years now. Such was the beauty of an escalator program in his small private school. She was inarguably the prettiest girl on campus and he’d started dating her when his parents had begun to pressure him into finding a partner.

It wasn’t that he didn’t like her, but he thought of her as more of a friend now. He was a normal young man with hormones so of course he was somewhat attracted to her physically and they’d had a few satisfactory makeout sessions on a couple of occasions, though recently, Sasuke’s attention had been centered elsewhere.

“Hai, Sakura. Ino and Sai are having problems. Why do you always assume I don’t listen?” Sakura pouted momentarily before smiling and jumping right back into the boring conversation. Sasuke mentally sighed and went back to his thoughts.

Yes, it was recently that he’d begun to fully lose interest in Sakura and that had something to do with the blonde boy outside. Uzumaki Naruto had been Sasuke’s best friend their entire lives and just within the past three months, he’d announced that he was gay. No one had any idea where the declaration had even come from since as far as anyone knew, Naruto had been dating Hyuuga Hinata for going on seven years, ever since they were sixteen.

The only other guy who seemed to be even remotely as close to her as Naruto was was Inuzuka Kiba and he was one step below Naruto’s boyfriend status. So when the two of them broke up, not only did they completely dismantle the numerous betting pools over when they’d be getting married, but it caused quite a stir that Hinata wasn’t the slightest bit broken up over it and had immediately begun dating Kiba not even a week later. She’d taken a lot of flack for it until Naruto had demanded that everyone stop treating her in such a way.

He’d given a rather vague explanation that observations of Hinata and Kiba’s close friendship led him to examine his own relationship with his girlfriend and made him realize he was actually gay and he’d just been with Hinata because it was comfortable and that it wasn’t fair to her. He’d then personally organized and encouraged their getting together. Of course, no one believed such a lame excuse, but since this was Naruto, people let it slide.

Life went back to normal until a few weeks later when it was discovered that news of Naruto’s sudden switch in sexuality had spread like wildfire throughout campus and he became the target of many amorous and persistent young men. There was no denying that he had a bit of a feminine quality in his appearance that attracted even some of the normally straight men to him.

It also didn’t help that Naruto’s choice for a part-time job was to be a host and waiter at the local nightclub, one that catered to predominately male clientele, the bulk of them gay, though it didn’t stop others from going. He’d been a popular person at the joint and the majority of people had to metaphorically smack themselves for not realizing his or Hinata’s preferences earlier. Because really, whom in their right mind would allow their boyfriend to work at a such a risqué place? And what straight male would voluntarily work at a gay bar, of all places?

There wasn’t a soul who honestly cared whether Naruto was a homosexual. No, the real problem lay in what had made that fact obvious, other than the confession. Since that proclamation day, Naruto had made it no little known fact that he held a strong attraction for his best friend, Uchiha Sasuke. And while everyone knew that Sasuke had been dating Sakura for so long now, it was fascinating to see how the brunet did absolutely nothing to deter his blonde counterpart from making the obvious advances.

Sasuke was fairly sure it was because now that Naruto was outwardly an actual option sexually that he suddenly found his eyes straying to the bright blonde at every possible moment. When asked about the unusual behavior, Sasuke supplied that he was fully accepting of every part of Naruto and refused to diminish their relationship simply because Naruto was in love with him.

Despite saying this though, Sasuke was thinking about it at all hours of the day and night. Perhaps he was the only person to notice, but it seemed rather odd to him that Naruto could suddenly jump out of a seven-yearheterosexual relationship and suddenly be in love with a man after just coming to the realization of his own sexuality. It also didn’t help that Sasuke was beginning to see him in the light that the other ardent males did. His growing attraction for his slightly younger friend was unnerving, yet almost normal at the same time.

He growled lowly as one of the guys got a little too close and managed to grope Naruto. His irritation was appeased the next moment however when Naruto grabbed the offending hand and bodily flipped the man attached to it over his head. Little and delicate looking he might be, but Naruto could kick even the strongest guy’s ass and he’d come out on top of more than half of his and Sasuke’s numerous fights, though the brunet hated to admit it.

He watched the shit-eating grin form on his best friend’s face and his heart pounded against his ribcage at the sight of it. It was fast becoming clear to him that he saw Naruto as more than a friend and his reactions of just laying eyes on him compared to being seated directly in front of Sakura were telling of where his predilection had transferred. As Sakura droned on and Naruto bounced away towards a group of girls that were waving him over, Sasuke came to the sudden decision that he wanted Naruto for himself.

It didn’t seem odd to him to just make the sudden choice because with the exception of anything intimate, he was essentially dating the enthusiastic blonde already. He hung out with him more than he did with Sakura in any case. Now the question was just who he was going to tell first, Sakura or Naruto. His conclusion was made as a heavy hand dropped on his shoulder and he looked up into the feral grin of one Inuzuka Kiba.

“Yo, Uchiha. Care to take a walk with me?” Sakura scowled at the rough boy.

“Excuse me, but Sasuke-kun and I were talking. God, why does Hinata even put up with your idiocy?” Sasuke was about to deny Kiba since daily etiquette implored him to hold onto his manners but Kiba beat him to the punch.

“Really? ‘Cuz is looked like you were talking at him rather than with him. Besides,” Kiba completely ignored the spluttering pinkette, grinning at another young man who had just walked up. The man, Rock Lee, an old acquaintance of Sakura’s, placed a soothing hand on her shoulder and she sighed before returning her glare to Kiba who was now speaking to Sasuke. “Naruto wanted to ask you something and he asked me to let you know he needed to speak to you as soon as possible. He’s in the—”

“Quad.” Sasuke cut in, standing up, his previous thoughts of etiquette wholly pushed away at the prospect of confronting Naruto once and for all. “I saw him from the window. I have something to talk with him about as well. I’ll see you later, Sakura. Lee.” He turned away abruptly, a smug looking Kiba sticking his tongue out at Sakura as he followed behind the retreating Uchiha.

“Do you know what he needed to talk about?” Sasuke asked, sending Kiba a sideways glance once they’d exited the building. Kiba shrugged, pulling his hands back behind his head in the familiar gesture that seemed to belong solely to him and Naruto.

“He didn’t say, just that it was important and needed to be done today.” Sasuke’s brow crinkled at that and he refrained from making any further comments. They reached the quad; Naruto wasn’t difficult to pinpoint since the exuberant man had a tendency to draw a crowd no matter where he went or what he did.

“Oi, Dobe. You called?” Sasuke spoke above the crowd, pulling many eyes away from the wild gestures of tanned arms to land on the expectant Uchiha. Naruto’s blue eyes faltered for a second at the interruption before lighting up happily and he launched himself at the older man.

“Teme!” His arms wrapped around Sasuke’s shoulders, snuggling his face into Sasuke’s neck. Everyone stared warily at them as Sasuke merely placed his arms about Naruto’s waist to steady him. Naruto pulled back to look up at Sasuke with sparkling blue eyes of excitement. “Ne, ne, Sasuke! Hell’s Nine Tails is having a Masquerade party tonight! Kind of a post-Halloween party. You have to come!” Almost as an afterthought, Naruto turned his head, arms still wrapped about Sasuke’s neck, to address the rest of the crowd. “Actually, you should all come. It’s gonna be a total blast!”

His happiness was infectious and the general group of people around seemed to break off into their own little conversations to discuss changing plans and going to the club. Naruto turned back to Sasuke with a pleased smile to find the taller man staring down at him with an unusually illusory expression. He was about to point it out when an arm wrapped around his neck and he was yanked forcibly away from the Uchiha, now captured in a tight headlock by Kiba.

“Oi, Chibi! You might want to release your dream boyfriend before Sakura comes down here and wrings that scrawny little neck of yours.” Naruto scowled at the nickname and wrestled his way out of the hold with relative ease.

“Dog-breath, get the hell off of me!” At a rough tug, Kiba suddenly let go and Naruto stumbled forward a couple steps before glaring back at the innocently whistling man. “Besides, I can do whatever I want with Sasuke and Sakura can’t say a thing. I’m the best friend. That’s more important than the girlfriend.” Sasuke arched an eyebrow at the possessive words but brushed it off.

His arm draped around Naruto’s upper torso and drew him a bit closer, dropping his mouth near the blonde’s ear. Naruto leaned back into the hold happily, hands coming up to grip onto the strong forearm. “Aa, Naruto. I’ll go. I don’t have any plans for tonight.” All right, well that was a blatant lie. He was supposed to bring Sakura to a family dinner with his parents but he could always reschedule it like normal. Naruto always was, and more than likely always would be, his first priority.

Oceanic irises twinkled excitedly. “Really? Great!” Naruto glanced down at his watch and yelped. “Oh crap! I’m gonna be late again! I’m sorry, I have to go! I’ll see you later, Sasuke!” Sasuke blinked in surprise as a soft kiss was pressed to his cheek and he watched Naruto rocket off towards the fine arts building for his acting class, weaving skillfully through the other university students.

Kiba nudged Sasuke in the side to break him out of his staring. Sasuke turned away, heading towards the parking lot and Kiba tagged along behind him. “Hey, I’m kinda hungry. You want to grab a bite to eat at the café down the road?” Sasuke gave Kiba a rather interesting look. It wasn’t often that the two of them ever did something together unless Naruto or another of their friends was there to run interference. It wasn’t that they didn’t get along, it’s just that they didn’t always see eye to eye. The only time they did go somewhere was when they needed to talk about something important.

“Sure, we’ll walk since I don’t want to have to worry about parking.” Sasuke replied curtly and Kiba shot him a pleased grin. They made the short journey in relatively companionable silence, Kiba waving and Sasuke nodding greetings to people they knew and other such acquaintances.

Ten minutes later found the pair seated in a fairly secluded booth, Kiba quickly downing a pastrami sandwich while Sasuke sipped occasionally on his mocha. Sasuke was inverted inside his mind, running through his plans for what he wanted to happen tonight so he missed Kiba’s short glances.

Kiba stared speculatively at the sullen young man before asking, “Uchiha, have you ever even been to Hell’s Nine Tails, let alone on a night Naruto’s working?” Sasuke frowned at him, suddenly realizing that he hadn’t, in fact, ever visited Naruto at work. He suspected Sakura was indirectly responsible for that in some way. Once Naruto had come out of the closet, she’d been adamant about not letting them near each other if she could help it. Sasuke hadn’t understood until recently why she’d seen him as such a threat but perhaps she had sensed his growing attraction earlier than he did.

Sasuke shook his head negatively and watched as Kiba seemed to be coming to a conscious decision over something. “Okay, look, Uchiha. I don’t particularly like you.” Sasuke cocked an eyebrow at the blunt insult but allowed the Inuzuka to continue speaking. “Fuck knows I haven’t a clue as to why Naruto likes you but he does. Actually, and you aren’t allowed to repeat this to anyone since I’m not supposed to tell,” Sasuke’s attention was immediately drawn in by the words. Far be it for him to deny accusations of him being a gossip, if only for the need to know everything that went on around him at all times as a form of precaution.

“Naruto has always known he was gay, even while dating Hinata. He’s pretty much been in love with you nearly his entire life and Hinata figured it out from her constant observations of him. So when she confronted him about it when we were sixteen, she told him his actions were becoming too obvious. He didn’t want to admit it back then so they cut a deal together and decided to pretend they were dating each other. I overheard the conversation and I was majorly pissed off by it since I’d been meaning to ask Hinata out. Hinata liked me, too, which just made it worse because she was determined to support the idiot anyway.”

Sasuke had slumped back into his seat by this point, eyes narrowed and brain trying frenziedly to keep up and make sense of the onslaught of new information. “Well, it was actually Naruto’s idea that the two of us date in secret and use his presence to cover for it. That’s why everyone saw us together all the time. The fact that Naruto was basically religiously devoted to you was the only reason I agreed to the plan. So, that’s what’s been going on all these years.” Kiba took a deep breath, having spoken all of this in nearly a single breath. He eyed Sasuke with a meaningful look. “This isn’t a spur of the moment crush or a fling on his part. He is genuinely in love with you.”

Sasuke shook his head in disbelief, not for the fact that Naruto was in love with him but for the extent of time that he simply hadn’t noticed it. “But what made him suddenly decide to pursue me? If he’s liked me this long, why hasn’t he just come out and said it?” Sasuke just managed to force the awkward words from his mouth and Kiba gave a disgruntled shrug.

“He only wanted to be supportive of you rather than push his own desires on you. I guess Sakura has been telling people that the two of you have had a few conversations about marriage in the near future and he finally realized that he couldn’t live without you by his side in all aspects. He wants to give it his all to get you to become his, from what the little runt has told me. Why do you think he suddenly hates Haruno so much when he used to act so kind to her? He wanted what was best for you and it only took him one word of the two of you getting married to make him realize that being with him is what he thinks should be best for you.”

Come to think of it, Naruto had been ignoring Sakura and all around been rather rude to her in recent months. Sasuke could hardly believe this. It seemed practically surreal. He took a moment to try to organize his thoughts. Sakura was a good girlfriend. Pretty, usually kind, and smart, she seemed to love him enough. But she’d randomly introduced herself after hearing his last name, at least he had come to assume. The name that was attached to some of the largest companies and billionaires in the world. There was actual reason for him to doubt her sincerity and enough love wasn’t necessarilyenough, if that made any sense.

But Naruto…

If what Kiba said was true, adding that to their many years of strong friendship, Naruto would be an even better partner. He knew everything about Sasuke, all of his nightmares and fears, his dirty secrets and drama, things the brunet would never even dream of letting Sakura know. Hinata had thought the actions were obvious so why did Sasuke, a person who always believed himself to be highly in tune with Naruto’s inner workings, not notice something that significant? It made no sense.

There was truth in the rumor that he’d spoken to Sakura about getting married. While the conversation had been fully prompted by his parents, he’d in no way discouraged the idea since he had believed it to be his duty. But now that he knew he harbored some evidently intense feelings for Naruto, with this sudden opportunity for a real relationship based on actual feelings knocking at his door, he was beginning to suspect that he had made a very severe mistake with choosing Sakura. After all, his parents had only requested that he find a partner, they had never specified said partner’s gender. He’d just assumed they meant a woman so perhaps…

Kiba was staring at him strangely. “You seem oddly calm for a man who just found out his best male friend has been in love with him for more than fifteen years. I’d be deliberately lying if I said I wasn’t interested over what you were thinking right now.” Sasuke fixed his gaze on the curious brunet beside him.

“Naruto is Naruto. For me, it’s never been about whether he was a man or woman, he was who he was. The fact that I started dating Sakura was simply because it was what I had thought was expected by my mother and father. It had never even entered my mind to consider Naruto as a potential partner because it made sense for me to be dating a woman. So yes, I’m calm. Naruto is my closest friend and if what you say is really the truth, wouldn’t it make the most sense for me to be with the person who knows me the most and obviously feels the strongest about me? That might seem odd from your perspective but my relationship with the dobe is unorthodox at best so it works for me.”

His tone held inarguable finality and Kiba could feel a strong smile spreading on his features at the boldly proclaimed words of affection. “So you like him, then?” He asked, though even Kiba knew the question was utterly stupid.

Sasuke rolled his eyes at him and replied dryly, “Yes, I do. Probably more than like him, but I’m still working that part out so it’ll take me a few minutes.”

Kiba chuckled at that. “Minutes, eh?” Kiba leaned back, stretching his arms out over the back of the booth. “So what do you plan to do about Haruno, then? You’re gonna have to tell her eventually.” Kiba’s expression sobered and he sent a warning glare at the other man. “And you better fucking tell her because Naruto doesn’t deserve to be shafted like that. He’s not going to turn into some sort of affair for you.”

Sasuke scowled at the transparent implications. “I had absolutely no intention of using Naruto like that. I may be a bastard, admittedly, but not to him. If anyone’s going to be shafted here, it’ll end up being Sakura. I like her; she’s a good friend and is a genuinely kind person. But just because I’ve suddenly realized that I swing the other way doesn’t mean I have to drop it on her abruptly.”

Kiba seemed satisfied with that answer and remained quiet as Sasuke collected his thoughts. A few minutes went by silently until Kiba broke the reverie and questioned, “What time are you going to the club? We can all go together.” Sasuke glanced up at him and nodded, standing up with Kiba and placing a few bills down on the table to cover his tab.

“I was thinking around ten-thirty. Naruto’s always talking about how things don’t really start until about ten so a little after than seems good.” Kiba agreed readily.

“We’ll meet on the street out front, that cool?” Again, Sasuke nodded and the men finally parted ways, both thinking about what was about to happen in just a few hours.


Naruto stared in disbelief, standing in the dressing room located in the back of Hell’s Nine Tails, unable to comprehend the words leaving his boss’s mouth. “Tell me that’s a really fucking bad joke.” Jiraiya scowled at the young man, annoyed at the disobedience from one of his normally best employees.

“It’s not a joke and if you swear at me again, you’ll be fired. Now put the damn outfit on and get ready for tonight.” Naruto whimpered at the command before scowling and pointing to his friend Gaara, another employee of the club, who was currently wearing tight leather pants and a blood red wife beater, his hair spiked up into devil horns with black gel and a pointed tail emerging from a hole in the butt of the pants.

“Why the hell doesn’t Gaara have to wear something ridiculous like this? I can’t wear a skirt tonight, Sas—someone’s visiting and he can’t see me like this!” Jiraiya sent a curious look at the blonde before shrugging.

“All right, you can trade outfits with Gaara, but you’re the one that’s got to get him to agree with it.” Naruto paled at the very prospect and Jiraiya sent him a significant expression. “And that right there is exactly why I didn’t give him the skirt and instead gave it to you. It’s a masquerade night at a gay bar, Naruto. You have to dress up. It’s pretty much required.”

“But in a skirt!” Naruto exclaimed incredulously. “A mini-skirt, you jerk!”

“It’s either this or you can switch with the newbie over there.”

Naruto glanced over at his coworker with hope, a pretty brunet named Saionji who was staring in utter horror at the bunny ballerina costume with his nametag pinned on it, complete with frilly tutu and a fluffy round tail. Naruto turned back to Jiraiya, who was merely smirking knowingly at him, and snatched the outfit away from him with a snarl. “You are so paying me time and a half for tonight, Ero-Sennin. Or I quit.”

“Ah, whatever you’d like, Naruto.” The words followed Naruto out of the room as the blonde rounded a corner and ran smack into Gaara. He glared at the smirk on the redhead’s face and resisted the urge to slam his fist into that pretty little nose.

“Shut up. Don’t you dare say a word, asshole.” Naruto stalked past towards his private room that Jiraiya had given him when he became the most valuable employee.

“Wasn’t gonna say a word, Naruto.” Gaara shrugged with a chuckle and continued on his way. Naruto mentally groaned and resigned himself to what he thought would be a very bad night. A pounding on his door made him jump and he blanched at Jiraiya’s final parting words.

“Oi, Brat! Remember that tonight is your night of the week to perform on stage and in the crowd. Lucky, right? Being the star on such a big night. Be ready for it at midnight, as usual. And don’t forget about the house prime seat.” Naruto could have cried.


Sasuke stared at the neon red and orange sign, an enormous picture of a nine-tailed fox snarling behind the words. Well, now I know where the name came from. He rolled his eyes as he joined Kiba and the rest of the group. He raised an eyebrow at Neji, silently asking why he was present. Kiba grinned.

“Hyuuga’s boyfriend works here.” Sasuke’s head tipped up just a bit in remembrance of one drunken night where Neji had come knocking on his door, totally wasted and spouting off ludicrous gibberish about his boyfriend, Gaara. Sasuke’s eye twitched slightly as he recalled being told in very descriptive language and detail just exactly how two guys go about have sex. If it weren’t for the fact that he knew he’d never slept with a guy, he’d think that his vast array of knowledge would’ve given him away as a total flamer. Though, he supposed it turned out useful in the end now that he’d decided to pursue his best friend.

“Well, shall we get going then?” Ino asked, arms wrapped around Hinata’s shoulders to keep the both of them warm. Sai hadn’t been able to come, busy once again with his art show. Kiba pounced on the pair of them and drew Hinata away from the blonde to keep his girlfriend warm with his own body heat. Ino scowled then smiled thankfully as Sasuke waved her towards him reluctantly, tucking her beneath his arm.

“Let’s get in line. The sooner we get inside, the better.” Neji spoke stiffly, leading the pack of university students to the entrance queue. The security guard tracked them with his eyes as they passed and appeared to be picking them out of the crowd. Tenten separated from them to approach the man. The rest of the group watched curiously as the guard smiled at her kindly and she turned to wave them all over and they entered at the head of the line.

“Way to go! What did you say?” Kiba asked, ducking off to the side into a coatroom, the music of the club already loud and vibrating the walls.

“Well, I figured Naruto might have been thoughtful enough to name us on the night’s VIP list. All of us were on it.” Tenten said happily, passing hers and Neji’s coats over Hinata’s head to Kiba who had taken charge of checking them all in.

Once settled, they all headed into the depths of the club. Sasuke glanced around in surprise, never having been in a club quite like this one before. Flashing lights and surround sound speakers came from every direction. The bar was right beside where they stood and there were tables and booths spread out at random throughout the premises. A large thrust stage with a pole in the very center lay rather unassuming, though it was certain to be used later in the night. Off to the far left of the club was a large dance floor where tons of people gyrated and ground into each other, mostly guys, though there were definitely girls in there. Sasuke would have smirked at the thought that seeing so many guys grinding on each other didn’t repulse him but as he’d already come to terms with his rather abrupt switch in sexuality, he ignored the idea.

Just as he wondered where Naruto might be, the three girls that were with their group squealed. Thinking they’d spotted Naruto, his head snapped to the side and he was disappointed to see Gaara, albeit a very hot Gaara, approaching them, a tray full of beer and shots balanced precariously on his shoulder. “Gaara, dear lord, you’re looking fine tonight!” Ino cooed and Gaara sent her a rather amused stare before turning to Neji.

Neji straightened up at the look his boyfriend gave him and he sauntered forward to plant a firm kiss on those lips he hadn’t kissed in nearly two weeks. Gaara grinned into the smooch and pulled away, dropping the tray down from his shoulder to pass out the drinks. “I saw you come in and picked up a few things for all of you.” Gaara’s eyes scanned the group until they settled on Sasuke and he said, “You the Uchiha?”

Sasuke’s eyes narrowed. “Depends on who wants to know.” Gaara smirked at the cautious words and he turned at the hip to point through the crowd.

“He does. Naruto wanted me to be on the lookout for you, probably to warn him in advance so he could go hide but…” Gaara turned an appraising eye and Sasuke had the distinct feeling of being undressed with someone’s eyes. “I don’t think I want to warn him. He’s needs a good screw.” Sasuke blinked at the blunt words and then followed the direction Gaara had pointed. He stopped breathing the second his eyes made contact with blonde.

Naruto was donned in the full black and red regalia of a high school girl, only slightly modified into a gothic style. He was wearing a black blouse with silver skull buttons and a short blood red tie. He had the pleated black and red mini-skirt accompanied by chains and little crosses as charms. Leather platform shoes went along with the black silk thigh-highs that were connected with garters and straps that he was sporting and he’d spiked his blonde locks in a much more pronounced manner than normal. It actually looked amazingly good on him, his slightly slimmer frame adding to the overall aesthetics of the costume.

He was chattering at length to a customer who, as far as Sasuke was concerned, was looking way to cozy with his blonde. Yes. HIS. Sasuke was drawn from his thoughts of strangulation at Gaara’s whispered words as the redhead passed him and Sasuke nearly choked. “Jiraiya had him wax every last bit of hair off of his body. And I mean,everywhere.” Sasuke stared as Gaara gave him a subtle wink and walked off to get back to his job.

“What did he say, Sasuke?” Sasuke’s head jerked towards Ino who stared up at him inquisitively. Sasuke coughed a bit and looked away, determinedly pushing away the blush he knew was rising into his cheeks.

“Nothing. Just saying he’d come back later.” Ino frowned, obviously not liking that answer but she shrugged and moved away with the girls towards the dance floor. Kiba, who had mysteriously disappeared once Gaara showed up, eased himself back into their group.

“Let’s go find seats. The show doesn’t start for another hour but I want to make sure we have the front row of tables.” Sasuke cocked an eyebrow and was about to ask what the show was of but thought better of it, deciding he probably didn’t want to know. The three guys walked through the crowd, Sasuke’s eyes flicking back to where he’d seen Naruto but the blonde seemed to have completely disappeared. He turned back to Kiba, who appeared to be counting the seats, a childish pastime to find the center seat. With a wide grin, Kiba grabbed a surprised Sasuke by the wrist and dragged him to the center table and shoved him down into a chair.

Sasuke scowled up at the man but Kiba simply raised his hands placatingly. “Relax, Uchiha. Just be happy. That’s a…prime seat, right there. Since I know you’re gonna be a stiff bastard as usual, just chill here and save our seats, okay? Neji’ll keep you company, won’t you, Hyuuga? Can’t be making Gaara jealous, now can we?” Neji shot the scruffy brunet a dirty glare before sinking gracefully into a seat across from Sasuke.

For the next hour or so, Neji and Sasuke alternated between polite conversation and disdainful glances around them. Neji’s sole purpose for being there was Gaara and Sasuke’s Naruto. If not for those two men, both of the wealthy heirs would have been out of the building in half a second. Sasuke, after having failed spectacularly to locate Naruto once more, was seriously considering just leaving. Kiba had told him to dress up and now he was annoyed that he’d apparently done if for nothing. Perfectly pressed black slacks and a dark, royal blue shirt with his family’s crest embroidered on the inside of the collar were essentially useless for visual appeal if the one person he wanted to see him wasn’t even around.

He was just about to suggest to Neji that they leave when the lights dimmed even more and a siren sounded throughout the building, drawing everyone’s attention to the spotlight that had centered on the DJ, supposedly Gaara’s older brother, Kankurou, according to Neji. The bright light blocked out everything else in the club and Sasuke was just able to make out some movement on the stage in front of him.

“Yo, all you freaks! How are we doing tonight?” Shouts and cheers greeted the words and Kankurou grinned widely. “Well, as you all have probably noticed by the fancy decorations, tonight is a theme night. Oh, and the streamers and balloons might have been a good hint too.” Laughter greeted the words as it occurred to Sasuke that the man had more than likely been referring to the servers. “We have a special appearance tonight, normally only done once a month but for this occasion, we’ve brought him back out, since he is a club favorite.” Excited murmurs traveled through the crowd and Sasuke felt an imposing anticipation in spite of himself. “So. Please give it up for our very own…Uzumaki Naruto!

Sasuke was frozen as roars of agreement flew through the crowd, not even registering as the rest of their party sat down at the surrounding tables. Spotlights dropped onto the sole body on the stage as music began to pulse out of the speakers.

Something special,
Unforgettable,
50 Cent (cent),
Justin (tin)
Timberlake (lake)
God Damn (damn)

Tanned hands wrapped up around the pole from the blonde’s crouched position, back to the crowd, as the intro began. At each echo of the words, Naruto raised his body slowly, giving a short circle of his hips each time.

She she, she want it, I want to give it to her,
She know that, it’s right her for her,
I want to, see her break it down,
I’m ballin’, throw’n money around.

A quick body roll accented the first part of each sentence, then a wide hip roll accompanied the second half. Naruto used the hip rolls to work his way slowly around the pole to face the front of the ground. He kept his eyes closed, unwilling to look out at the crowd until it was completely necessary. He was thanking every god out there that he’d opted to remove his shoes, as it made the sweeping feet movements easier.

She work it girl, she work the pole
She break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she about the dough
She doing her thing out on the floor
Her money money, she makin’ makin’
Look at the way she shakin’ shakin’
Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it
Have you lustin’ for her, go crazy face it

The lyrics were lost on him as he began moving his hips to the beat, wrapping a leg behind him and hooking it around the pole, dropping down and pressing back up, head tilting over his shoulder, lips parted as he pictured rubbing up against his partner. A hand above his hand caressed the pole almost lovingly as his other hand stroked from his neck to his hip as Naruto gave a pulse upper body roll. He spun around, using his arms and one of his legs to pull himself tightly against the pole, grinding into, picturing his lover’s hands on his body.

Now don’t stop, get it, get it
The way she shakin’ make you want to hit it
Think she double jointed form the way she splitted
Got you’re head fucked up from the way she did it

Naruto pushed away from his faux lovemaking with the pole, hands raising in quick twirls above his head as he swayed his hips heavily from side to side, working his way slowly but surely to the end of the stage.

She’s so much more than you’re used to
She know’s just how to move to seduce you
She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot
Dance in you’re lap till you’re ready to pop

The spotlight drifted over to the house prime seat, the chair Sasuke had been conveniently forced into earlier that night. Just as that last line sounded, Naruto’s eyes snapped open in the direction of the seat Jiraiya had designated as the nightly lap dance seat. His eyes widened almost imperceptibly and it took all of his willpower not to stumble or slow his dancing. Jiraiya would be sure to dock his pay if he screwed up on such a huge night and the fact that he was about to service his best friend wouldn’t score him any pity points.

Sasuke’s mouth went dry as Naruto’s eyes darkened with lust, dropping to half lids as he lowered himself to the edge of the stage and slipped off, heading over resolutely in the brunet’s direction.

She always ready, when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the infor, I show you where to meet her
On the late night, till daylight the club jumpin’
If you want a good time, she gone give you what you want

Naruto circled slowly around to stand behind Sasuke who remained rigid in his seat, refusing to watch Naruto’s path like he so desperately wanted to. Sasuke jumped in surprise as his chair was jerked away from the table and he made to stand up but Naruto’s hands stopped his movement, keeping in a seated position.

Let me talk to ya

Naruto leaned forward, his hands squeezing Sasuke’s shoulders temptingly, and pressed his mouth against the man’s ear. “Relax, Teme. Just sit back and enjoy.” Sasuke suppressed the shiver that tried to shoot up his spine at the husky words and he almost moaned aloud as he felt Naruto’s tongue flick out to trace the shell of his ear.

Baby it’s a new age, you’re like my new craze
Let’s get together maybe we can start a new phase
The smokes go the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby
Why don’t you come over here, you got me saying

Naruto walked a wide circle once more, his fingers trailing lightly along Sasuke’s torso, his hips rocking gently with the music until he was standing before the love of his life…

Aayoo
I’m tired of using technology, why don’t you sit down on top of me?

…and then he dropped his body into a full out straddle onto Sasuke’s lap…

Aayoo

…giving a slow grind into Sasuke’s hips with his own, allowing a pleasured moan to escape his lips. He planted his feet on the floor, lifting himself in a mock thrusting gesture, his hands coming up Sasuke’s stomach to settle on his chest for balance.

I’m tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her

Sasuke’s hands clenched spasmodically at his sides, unable to decide what he wanted to do with them. Scratch that. He knew what he wanted to do with them and that was grab onto Naruto’s hips and guide the movements into harsher, more forceful thrusts. Of course, molesting the staff probably wasn’t allowed. Just getting molested by them.

Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you

Naruto made Sasuke’s decision for him, bending in a slow body roll and gripping his wrists, dragging Sasuke’s hands up his legs, which were indeed hairless, to rest on his hips. The blonde sent the Uchiha a saucy little smirk as he twined his arms about Sasuke’s neck, taking in the panting, strained look on his friend’s face. He made a strong roll, pressing up flush against Sasuke before pulling back and pushing down lightly on the man’s lap.

Got a thing for that thing she got
The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop
Make it rain for us so she don’t stop
I ain’t got to move, I can sit and watch
In her fantasy, there’s plain to see
Just how it be, on me, backstrokin’, sweat soaking
All into my set sheets
When she ready to ride, I’m ready to roll

Naruto tossed his head back, parting pink lips, a tongue coming out to swipe at them wetly, pulling one of his hands away from Sasuke to rake it through his blonde locks. He just barely heard the soft groan coming from the other man and he dropped his chin back down, staring into obsidian orbs that mirrored his intense feelings and he paused for moment to revel in the feeling of being looked at as though he was deeply loved.

I’ll be in this bitch till the club close
What should I do, one thin gon all fours
Now that that shit should be against the law
From side to side, let eht ride, break it down (down down)
You know I like, when you hike and throw it all around
Different style, different move, damn I like the way you move

Naruto drew away, standing up, his legs on either side of the chair and he pressed up against Sasuke’s body, lowering himself in slowly circling hips, alternating the direction every time the beat jumped. He glanced up in mild surprise when he felt just how much Sasuke was really enjoyed it and found the brunet’s gaze fixed unwaveringly on his lips. A triumphant smirk played across them and he sent a sharp thrust into Sasuke’s lap, eliciting the parting of lips that he’d been looking for, indicating that the man was breathless.

Girl you got me thinking about, all the things I do to you
Let’s get it poppin’ shorty we can switch positions
From the couch to the counters in my kitchen
Let me talk to ya

The song was slowly coming to an end and Naruto began to leave but Sasuke’s hands tightened on his hips and he was jerked into the other man forcefully.

Baby it’s a new age, you’re like my new craze
Let’s get together maybe we can start a new phase
The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby
Why don’t you come over here, you got me saying

Aayoo
I’m tired of using technology, why don’t you sit down on top of me?

Sasuke strength pulled Naruto back down into his lap and the blonde stared in shock as Sasuke leaned forward to speak. “Can you feel how much I want you, Dobe? Are you going to fix this for me tonight?” Sasuke rocked his hips up into Naruto’s and the blonde released a breathy little whine.

Aayoo
I’m tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her
Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it
Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her

Naruto nodded numbly at the demand placed in question form and was finally released from Sasuke’s grip. The blonde made his way back to the stage, hoisting himself gracefully back onto the stage and forcing his body to complete a series of hips rolls to end the song.

Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you

He stepped behind the curtain and immediately collapsed onto the floor, pressing a hand to his racing heart. Did I really just agree to what I think I agreed to? He eased his way back onto his feet, slowly making his way back to his changing room to get a drink before going back out onto the floor as a server.

Jiraiya peered around the doorframe, making eye contact with troubled cerulean irises in the mirror. “That guy that was in the prime seat. That’s your friend that you’ve been in love with forever?” Naruto blinked in surprise, turning around in his seat to send an honestly confused look at Jiraiya.

“How did you know Sasuke was the one I always talked about?” Jiraiya snorted the question.

“Brat, you’ve never given such an erotic lap dance to anyone and you’ve been here how many years?” Naruto flushed once again—he was doing that a lot tonight, damn it!—and glared at Jiraiya who simply ignored the look and continued speaking. “But other than that, your friend, scruffy looking brunet, red tattoos on his face.”

“Kiba.” Naruto supplied shortly, already feeling an impending sense of dread.

“Right, him. He came to find me earlier and explained the situation and asked if there was anything I could do to help the two of you along. I may or may not of let slip tonight’s prime seat and he may or may not have heard me.” Naruto rolled his eyes. “Anyway, that brunet you just gave a massive hard on to,” Naruto shot him yet another dark glare. “Said he’d like to take you home now. Even slipped me a few hundred to overlook the fact that I’d be letting you leave work early.”

Naruto seemed to perk at those words and he stood hurriedly, gathering up his bag. “I can really leave now?” Jiraiya nodded and Naruto gave the white-haired man a wide grin. “Thanks, Ero-Sennin!” Naruto skirted around the other man, rushing towards the exit, only pausing to wave over his shoulder as Jiraiya wished him luck.

Naruto found Sasuke leaning against the wall by the club’s coat check, looking sexier than he’d ever seen the man before. “Oi, Sasuke!” he called over the brunet’s attention after taking a steadying breath. Sasuke glanced over at him before cocking a perfectly manicured eyebrow.

“What’s this, Usuratonkachi? You like cross-dressing?” Naruto scowled at the reminder that he was still dressed in the skirt and thigh-highs.

“Shut up, Teme! Ero-Sennin burned my clothes so I couldn’t sneak out and change them at some point during the night.” Sasuke chuckled at the words, passing Naruto his usual hunter orange coat.

“It’s fine. It looks good on you, actually. It’ll make tonight more entertaining.” Naruto blushed scarlet at the implications and he directed a swat at Sasuke’s head, of which he dodged easily.

The car ride was made in silence, what they were about to do weighing heavily on both of their minds. Sasuke pulled into a parking space in the car lot outside of Naruto’s grungy apartment building. He stared up at the decrepit building, deciding on the spot that once they’d gotten all of this figured out, he’d make Naruto move in with him. He pulled his keys from the ignition and stepped from the car, Naruto following suit.

Naruto dug through his bag in search of his keys. In actuality, he’d already found them but he needed something to occupy himself or he might just chicken out and run away to hide. It wasn’t every day that his dreams seemed to really come true, after all. He finally “found” the keys in time to open his apartment, stepping aside to usher Sasuke in softly.

Naruto shut the door after his friend, trying desperately to ignore what he knew was coming as they both removed their shoes and hung up their coats. It wasn’t that he wasn’t looking forward to it but he didn’t want to get his hopes up too much. There was no lying about what he’d felt beneath him earlier at the club when he’d been giving Sasuke that admittedly overzealous lap dance but that only proved that Sasuke desired him. He certainly wanted that but he didn’t want to be victim to a quick, convenient fuck if Sasuke planned to stick with Sakura.

He jumped in surprise when strong arms wrapped about his waist and he was pulled back against a solid chest. Sasuke’s head ducked into the crook of his neck and shoulder, mouth latching onto his pulse. Naruto’s hands came up above his head to grip at Sasuke’s hair and his head tilted to the side to grant the man more skin to worship with sucks and bites. “Mnm…Sasuke…wait a—”

“No. No waiting.” the other man growled before he could finish his sentence. Naruto felt his own arousal grow at the possessiveness in Sasuke’s voice and the clear indication against his backside that Sasuke was still very much stimulated by the situation. “I want you, Naruto. So bad.” Sasuke bit down on the tanned neck, sucking a deep purple hickey into the skin there.

All thoughts of talking first were washed from Naruto’s mind at the words. He twisted around in Sasuke’s arms and pressed a desperate kiss to the other man’s lips, the first of many they would share that night. He opened his mouth the second he felt Sasuke’s tongue pressing against the seam of his lips and he tangled his own with the brunet’s, savoring the unique taste.

When Sasuke tried to pull back, Naruto latched onto his lip gently, sucking it into his mouth, half-lidded oceanic eyes staring up into glittering licentious midnight orbs. Sasuke groaned at the feeling of his lip being pulled into that skillful mouth and immediately wondered what it would be like on other places of his body. Naruto, attuned to his needs as ever, seemed to know exactly what thought had just run through his mind.

Sasuke’s back hit the wall forcefully from Naruto’s strong shove, his eyes shutting in dull pain. Naruto’s slim body followed him, hands pushing down on his shoulders insistently, and Sasuke allowed himself to be dragged down onto the floor. Obsidian orbs flickered open when he found himself in a seated position, propped up against the hallway wall, Naruto kneeling between his legs, still clad in the utterly skimpy schoolgirl uniform.

The blonde seemed to be hesitating a bit and Sasuke quirked an eyebrow at the lower lip being gently worried between pearly-white teeth. He waited on baited breath for Naruto to make a move and he inhaled sharply when tanned hands reached out purposefully for the button and zipper on the brunet’s dress pants.

Naruto’s fingers worked deftly over the closings, Sasuke’s hands reaching forward to run curiously over the blonde’s back. Long fingers passed over the slender, yet strong frame, following and pressing into muscular contours, even as Naruto dipped his fingers into the confines of the dark slacks and withdrew the hot flesh from within. Sasuke’s previously straight legs crooked up in mild shock as slightly calloused fingers caressed gently over his swollen shaft. When the men made eye contact, it was all Sasuke could do to not groan at the look of absolute desire swirling in deep ocean-blue eyes. Naruto gave his best friend a dirty little smirk before dropping forward, arms bent and elbows resting on Sasuke’s thighs.

Sasuke gave a small, muffled cry as he was engulfed more than halfway on the first go by wet heat. Sasuke’s hands flexed on the round globes of Naruto’s butt as an involuntary response to the pleasure and Naruto moaned with delight around him. The vibrations from Naruto’s murmur rushed up through his cock and the rest of Sasuke’s body shook lightly, his eyelids shutting in total bliss at the feeling.

Sakura had always refused him anything even though he’d agreed with her “no sex until marriage” rule, not even wanting to think about putting her mouth anywhere near that area. Sasuke, never having experienced a blowjob, though he’d had quick sex plenty of times before Sakura, assumed he could live without it. But damn, if he hadn’t been wrong about that.

Naruto’s head bobbed upwards and he fully removed himself, tongue remaining with the tip just out of his mouth, a strand of mixed saliva and precum dangling between him and the head of Sasuke’s cock. “Sa—suke,” he purred out, bending to lick hungrily at the weeping slit. “You taste so good.” Bitter, with a hint of muskiness that was so Sasuke it couldn’t be described in words and Naruto couldn’t get enough. He could hardly believe this was actually happening. Not even his wildest dreams had been this good and they hadn’t even gotten to the best part yet.

Sasuke didn’t bother to reply, his mind fixated on two things: one, the mouth currently sucking and nipping down the vein on the underside of his length and two, the round ass sticking up in the air just a couple feet in front of him. His hands drew the hem of the plaid skirt up to bunch around Naruto’s waist a bit, his eyes drawn to the lacy black panties that barely managed to do their job properly. The silky thigh-highs remained in place, held by the garter and clips.

Naruto jerked a bit, pausing to take a deep breath when he felt Sasuke’s fingers unclipping the straps that held his stockings and undergarments together. Another sound click and a quick flick of the wrist had those provocative undies lying stretched around his thighs. A sucking sound above him, followed by a silent pressure against his entrance was all the warning he received before two fingers sunk into him, knuckle-deep.

Sasuke smirked with triumph at the cry of surprise and pleasurepain that escaped his younger friend. He pumped his fingers slowly, his other hand resting on the floor beside him to hold himself steady. Naruto took the initiative and dove back down onto him, all eager mouth and wet, wet tongue.

Naruto wrapped his lips around the tip of Sasuke’s cock once more, not even bothering to suppress the forceful shivers of sensation coursing through his body as Sasuke continued to thrust those fingers inside of him. He swallowed repetitively, progressively working his way further down the steely length, rolling his tongue in a rhythmic manner. His fingers circled the base while his other hand cupped and fondled the balls lying directly beneath. He gave a tight squeeze accidentally as he winced when a third finger wriggled its way in to accompany the other two, choking slightly as he tried to gasp and pulling his head away from Sasuke’s crotch.

Sasuke hissed at the uncomfortable pressure and shot Naruto a warning glare but paused when he saw the barely hidden twist of pain on whiskered cheeks. He frowned but refused to remove his fingers, the digits still probing and curling in exploration. His free hand came up to trail his fingers through blonde locks and he eventually gripped the nape of Naruto’s neck tightly, pulling the other male up towards him.

Naruto felt Sasuke’s forearm dragging him towards the brunet, fingers still buried deeply within his tight passage. He relaxed into his friend’s strength, not wanting to tense up and feel the stretching pain from before. His lips collided harshly with Sasuke’s, teeth clicking awkwardly but Sasuke pushed forth domineeringly, tongue sweeping past the short barrier to taste every crevice of the other’s mouth.

Sasuke gradually guided different limbs around him, finishing with Naruto’s arms wrapped clingingly about his neck and stocking-covered legs wound securely about his waist. Fingers still pushing out and in shallowly, he exerted some energy into his leg muscles to bring himself to a standing position, Naruto’s grip tightening to keep himself in place.

The blonde’s mouth traveled nonsensically across his jaw, lips, and neck as Sasuke made his way to the bed in the room next door as carefully as he could. Instead of placing Naruto on the bed, he lifted a leg to crawl his way over to the center of the mattress, happy fingers digging into his scalp and shoulders. He dropped his unoccupied hand to the buttons on Naruto’s shirt once he managed to maneuver them into a comfortable position and get Naruto to release his upper body. He popped the silver skulls on the black blouse quickly, pushing the material out of his way so he could lean forward and fasten his mouth around on erect nipple.

Naruto called out his lover’s name, his hands lifting to sift through silky black locks once more. He pulled Sasuke into his chest, silently demanding more of the pleasing contact. Sasuke’s teeth gritted down on a dusky nub punishingly and Naruto’s fingers loosened. A slick tongue flicked out to lave soothingly over the tiny love bite and Naruto rolled his hips into the teasing fingers with a moan of satisfaction.

Blue eyes shot open—he couldn’t even remember closing them—when the fingers were removed. “Nyaa, Sasuke. Don’t stop now, damn it.” He groaned breathlessly and tried to pull Sasuke back to him all while the brunet pulled away, leaning over the side of the bed towards the nightstand to fumble for something. Naruto blinked when Sasuke resurfaced with condoms and lube.

His hand shot out before Sasuke could open the foil packet and Sasuke gave him a mild look of confusion. “No condom. I want to feel every last bit of you without even a thin barrier.” Sasuke’s eyelids drooped a bit at the husky words and he tossed the condom away after a moment of brief hesitation, giving Naruto a wary look. “I have nothing you could catch since you’ll be my first so don’t worry about it.” Naruto shrugged as he spoke, reaching forward to grab Sasuke’s shirt collar and drag their bodies closer.

“That’s not really what I was thinking of but I’ll…just pull out before I come.” Before Naruto could respond, Sasuke meshed their lips together, popping the cap on the lube and pouring a bit onto his fingers. Setting the tube aside, he proceeded to slick up his length, smearing the excess around the outside of Naruto’s hole and just within. Naruto fell onto his back as Sasuke surged forward, gripping Naruto’s left hand beside the blonde’s head and guiding his erection to the thoroughly prepared entrance.

Naruto pulled his own legs back, hooking one onto Sasuke’s elbow to give him easier access and tightened his fingers around the hand in his grasp as he felt his long-time love slowly sink into him. Naruto hummed in bliss, adamantly ignoring the slight pain that came from his very first penetration. He would stretch out the more they did this so he wouldn’t complain.

Sasuke shut his eyes tightly to prevent Naruto from seeing them roll into the back of his head. He seated himself deeply into his precious blonde, dropping onto his left forearm and pushing Naruto’s legs closer to his body. The hot pants of breath hitting his face made him open his eyes and he looked down into the adoring blue pools. Naruto’s free hand came up to stroke through Sasuke’s hair lightly and the brunet gave him a small, genuine smile.

“Sasuke…” Naruto breathed happily as Sasuke rolled his hips experimentally, Naruto shifting to meet him instinctually. “I love you.” He murmured the words softly, lips parting silently as Sasuke began to create a steady, slow, sensual pace. “So, so much.”

Sasuke dipped his head down to Naruto’s jaw, trailing wet kisses up to his ear from his chin as he rocked in and out of his new lover. It was one of the best feelings he’d ever had in his life, so much so that he couldn’t compare it to any of his other sexual experiences. The amorous words prompted him to slam just a bit harder into the blonde, eliciting a cry of rapture and an arched back. “Naruto…I…love you, too.”

Blue eyes blinked in surprise and he leaned up to capture pale pink lips in his own darker, pouting ones. “Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Teme. It diminishes the meaning of my feelings.” Naruto pressed the words into Sasuke’s mouth stubbornly. Sasuke pulled away, pausing a moment in his movements to stare in surprise down at the beautiful blonde man. His mouth split into a silly grin and he chuckled deeply, reaching a hand down to tilt Naruto’s hips up and he plunged in forcefully, Naruto’s eyes shooting open and his jaw dropping as he screamed from the feeling.

“You are far too coherent for someone with a cock up their ass, especially if you managed to form sentences that complex. Now shut up and accept my feelings. You’re diminishing the meaning of them.” Sasuke threw the blonde’s words back at him, never stopping the almost-violence in his actions and Naruto didn’t seem to be complaining.

Naruto’s breath hitched every time Sasuke entered him, his body quaking with the energy of the intense lovemaking. He gripped Sasuke’s hand more tightly as he reached down his front, pulling the skirt up a bit higher so he could have better access to his own pulsing length. The action drew the attention of obsidian orbs and Naruto felt the aftershock of the last thrust Sasuke more than the rest, a bit more harsh as he looked at the scene before him.

Sasuke gazed down at their point of connection and nearly lost it at just the visual. Glistening wet thighs surrounded his hips, wrapped securely about his waist and lifting up to meet him every time he gave a powerful thrust inside, watching his cock disappear into hot, dark depths. Naruto was not a passive lover. He was surging down upon him just as much as Sasuke and with far more lusty abandon.

Naruto palmed his leaking erection onto his lower abdomen, fingers splayed around his entrance and just ghosting over the sides of Sasuke’s shaft as he drove into him, feeling the slight wetness that was a delicious combination of the lube and Sasuke’s precum. “Nngh…Sasu…ke….god, give me more!”

Sasuke’s speed became more erratic as he swiftly approached his climax, bending down to press his mouth hotly against Naruto’s neck. Feeling the telltale hot wire in his stomach, he bit down ruthlessly on that tanned neck and Naruto cried out in shock as the blonde’s orgasm ripped through him, taking him by surprise. Sasuke had just the right amount of semblance to smirk as he felt hot, sticky streams of come coat both of their stomachs, recognizing that the bite had set the younger man off and thanking whoever would listen that Naruto seemed to like it rough.

Naruto’s body arched up viciously, a merciless quake wracking through his entire body, his head thrown back and mouth open in a soundless scream, unable to voice the incredible pleasure. His inner muscles clamped down harshly around Sasuke’s pulsing length and for one irrational moment, he panicked as Sasuke began to pull out of him without finishing, intent on keeping his promise of pulling out. Naruto’s hands grappled for Sasuke’s body, wrapping his arms and legs around the Uchiha even while trying to stave off the still throbbing tremors in his body so he could speak. “No, don’t. Cum inside of me. Sasuke, please!” He just managed to gasp out the words before needing to gulp down massive amounts of air.

Sasuke came from the words, unable to hold himself back, and he pushed forward as deep as possible, exploding in white hot pleasure inside of his lover. Naruto moaned at the vague warmth filling him, clutching Sasuke’s shaking body tightly against him. They rested against each other, panting urgently as they attempted to calm their pounding hearts. Sasuke strained his eyes, not able to work himself through the haziness in his head and used the rest of his energy to ease out of the blonde carefully and peal all of their clothes off, not having noticed until this moment that they hadn’t undressed in their hurried frenzy.

Sasuke rolled off to the side so his weight wouldn’t crush the smaller man and Naruto scooted closer, throwing a limp leg and arm about him and snuggling in as near as possible. They both shut their eyes, spent, fully sated, and completely ready to fall asleep in each other’s arms. However…

An annoying buzzing finally seemed to register in Sasuke’s cloudy mind and he turned his head to the side, using a hand to shift Naruto’s body half on top of him to the bed where he blinked bleary blue orbs at him. Sasuke leaned over the side of the bed and dug blindly through his pants’ pockets, finally managing to retrieve his phone that was alerting him to the fact that he now had seven missed phone calls. He flipped it open and stared at the Caller-ID blankly before groaning and snapping it shut, tossing it off to the side.

Naruto frowned at him, crawling over to lean on the brunet, resting his head on his crossed arms, which lay upon Sasuke’s chest. He stared with concern as Sasuke massaged his temples uselessly. “Sasuke? What’s wrong?”

“Sakura. I forgot to call her and tell her I wouldn’t be able to make dinner tonight. Crap, she’s going to be so pissed at me tomorrow. I do not need another lecture about responsibility.” Sasuke seemed to notice the pregnant silence and subtle tensing in his lover’s body and he glanced down at preoccupied eyes, a puffy lip being worried between white teeth like earlier that night. Then it occurred to him exactly what could have caused this reaction.

Naruto froze when a large hand pressed against his cheek before running long fingers through his sweat-dampened locks. “Naruto, I’m going to tell her tomorrow. I’m breaking up with her.” The softly murmured words relieved a burden heavier than he’d thought he’d been carrying and Naruto felt a tiny smile to slip onto his face. Sasuke’s hand tugged insistently at the nape of his neck and he allowed himself to be pulled fully on top of the older man, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips.

Sasuke’s arms wrapped securely about his waist as he adjusted the blonde’s body to fit in a comfortable straddle over his. “Go to sleep, Dobe.” He only earned a sleepy sigh as his own eyes drifted shut into a dreamless sleep.


Sasuke had been right. Sakura was really pissed off. They were currently in the cafeteria, Sakura nagging his ear off while he attempted and failed spectacularly to get a word in. “You blew me off for Naruto again, Sasuke-kun! What were you even doing last night that was more important than the family dinner we had planned?” Sakura demanded, not catching the hint of the reminiscent glint in Sasuke’s eyes as he recalled exactly why he couldn’t make the engagement. Sakura’s next words pulled him back to reality and he mentally winced.

“I was supposed to be speaking with your parents about the potential wedding arrangements. Now when am I supposed to find the time? Ugh, this is such a pain.” Sasuke’s face hardened at her words and he had to consciously restrain himself from throwing an uncouth barb at her. He didn’t want to just spout out why he hadn’t been with her last night without any tact. She wouldn’t take it kindly, he was sure of that. A voice of faux surprise drew Sakura’s attention and had a figurative stone dropping into the pit of Sasuke’s stomach.

“Sakura-chan, how are you?” Naruto greeted the pinkette enthusiastically, completely ignoring Sasuke. Sakura graced the unaffected blonde with a glare and placed her hand over Sasuke’s on the table demonstratively, missing the slight tensing of the brunet’s body at the contact. Blue eyes sparked minutely before going deceptively blank.

Damn it. Now he knows I haven’t said anything yet. Naruto, I’m trying! Sasuke growled in his head but didn’t remove his hand from Sakura’s, as it would be seen as suspicious.

“I’m fine, Naruto. Now if you don’t mind,” Sakura gritted out between clenched teeth. “Sasuke-kun and I were discussing our marriage plans.” Sasuke desperately wanted to just rip his hand away from her and yell that they hadn’t even gotten engaged yet but Naruto beat him to the chase.

Naruto turned to Sasuke with a look that mockingly said he’d just noticed Sasuke’s presence. “Why, Teme! I didn’t even notice you there!” Naruto bounded to the other side of the table to stand behind Sasuke. A tanned hand snaked out and trapped the brunet’s chin in strong fingers, yanking Sasuke’s head straight up so he was looking at an upside-down image of the blonde.

Naruto grinned wickedly at him before bending swiftly and latching his mouth to Sasuke’s, startling the Uchiha speechless and earning a scandalized shriek from the woman across the table. Sasuke blinked and the hard kiss disappeared though Naruto’s head hovered just an inch or so above his, ensnaring him in swirling pools of cerulean impishness. “Howare you, lover?” He purred the words into the scant air between them.

Sasuke felt a shiver race through his body at Naruto’s huskily spoken question and he was suddenly unaware of everyone around him, focusing in on his blonde counterpart intently. This was a much better way to break the news to everyone. He didn’t even notice when he pulled his hand away from Sakura’s as he turned around in his seat and dragged the surprised blonde down onto his lap, forcing Naruto to straddle him, mimicking their lusty actions from the previous night.

“I’m doing good, now that you’re here. What about you?” Naruto, fully not expecting such a reaction, remained momentarily speechless before smiling. Not the mocking or teasing smiles that had encompassed the conversation just a couple minutes earlier but rather a breathtakingly beautiful one of utter joy. His arms came up to wrap securely about Sasuke’s neck, wriggling his hips in Sasuke’s hands a bit so he could scoot closer and press flush up against the older man.

“Just about the same as you, I’d say.” Naruto replied softly, watching the loving shimmer in the deep obsidian with a sensation of pure happiness.

“That’s good.” Sasuke murmured as he leaned forward and up a bit and Naruto could feel Sasuke’s tiny smile as he meshed their lips together with a blissful hum of approval.

Sakura stared at the two men making out before her in disbelief. She finally released a squeak of indignation when Sasuke’s hands began to explore the exposed skin at the hem of Naruto’s shirt and they pulled away from each other to glance at her curiously, as though wondering why she was still sitting there.

Naruto gave her a completely unapologetic look to contradict his words as he stated quite plainly, “Sorry about this but as you can see, the two of you won’t be getting married anytime soon, if ever. Not if I can help it, anyway.”

Sakura wasn’t sure how to react to that statement until Sasuke…laughed. Sasukenever laughed. It was a beautiful sound, redolent of the feeling of drinking thick, creamy hot chocolate on a cold winter night. It coated the atmosphere, dulling out everything else and Sakura looked over to see if Naruto was just as stunned by the action as her. She faulted at what she witnessed.

The look on Naruto’s face was adoring in a way she had never seen the blonde look at anything before, ramen included. When Sasuke leaned forward with that gorgeous smile to press an affectionate kiss to the blonde’s throat, Naruto’s head tilted back to welcome it whole-heartedly, releasing the laugh that made everyone want to be near the young man. But it was different this time. It was tinged with something that had never been there before but was still indefinable and had everything to do with Sasuke.

It made her jealous, sad, insecure, and finally, the most surprising of all, pleased. It shocked her for a second to realize that the feeling that had washed over her entire body the moment the men had kissed was immense relief. What stunned her further was that there was no resentment when it occurred to her that she held no lingering affection for the youngest Uchiha. It seemed to have vanished the moment Sasuke had returned Naruto’s kiss.

Was I…with him out of obligation? I originally introduced myself when I heard his name, sure, but I eventually realized there wasn’t that expected spark. Sakura thought in confusion as she quietly observed the couple before her. I know he chose me because I was the only girl he could tolerate for a relatively prolonged amount of time. I always knew there was no love involved but I didn’t care because I wanted to make sure he was as happy as possible.

Sakura jumped slightly in her seat as a gentle hand fell on her shoulder tentatively and she glanced up into the concerned eyes of Lee. She blinked in surprise at his sudden appearance, wondering where he’d come from as he murmured her name. And then another revelation hit her. Lee. He was always there. Whenever Sasuke passed up a date or get-together with her in preference for something Naruto had planned, Lee was the one that ended up with her. She never called him. He just seemed to appear out of nowhere, just at the right time.

She spared another glance at Sasuke and Naruto who were chatting with each other, completely oblivious to the numerous stares of disbelief at their provocative positions and resolution settled heavily into her mind. She pushed up abruptly from her chair, drawing all three of the men’s immediate attention. Sakura wrapped her scarf calmly about her neck and pulled on her coat, buttoning it firmly before slinging her bag over her shoulder. She then leveled the men with a friendly smile that left them both cowed for a response.

“It’s just occurred to me that I’ve been lying to myself for as long as I can remember.” Sasuke stared at her blankly while Naruto arched his eyebrows in confusion. They both watched curiously, comprehension slowly dawning, as Sakura turned to the still apprehensive Lee with a happy smile and laced their fingers together. Lee seemed taken aback by the action before his hand tightened about hers and he drew her closer. Sakura turned back to her stunned friends and grinned.

“Well, it seems we’ve all finally figured out where we really stand. I wish the two of you luck. Heaven knows you’ll need it, Sasuke-kun. I don’t think your father is going to take too kindly to finding out that both of his heirs bat for the other team. See you later!” With those words, she turned away, pulling Lee along with her as they departed.

Naruto and Sasuke stared after the retreating female incredulously. Naruto glanced over at Sasuke who was still watching Sakura leave. “Dear lord, but that was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Why in God’s name didn’t I do it sooner?” Sasuke snorted at the question before relocating the blonde onto his feet and standing up beside him. Naruto blinked up at him inquiringly as Sasuke gathered his things. “What? You’re just leaving?”

Sasuke cocked an eyebrow at the pout that adorned those kissable lips and couldn’t resist bending down and pressing his own to them chastely. “You’re coming with me.” He replied simply, grabbing Naruto’s hand in his own and tugging, causing the blonde to stumble a couple steps before regaining his balance and hurrying along to catch up to his side.

“Where are we going?” He asked, following Sasuke dutifully out of the cafeteria building. Sasuke glanced down at him briefly before looking back ahead and giving the blonde’s hand a slight squeeze that was readily returned.

“My apartment. For some…tutoring.” He smirked at the puzzled look in those pretty blue eyes before Naruto’s face lit playfully.

“Ah, tutoring. Right. Almost forgot.” They paused at the crosswalk, waiting for the signal to indicate it was safe to walk. In the short break, Naruto leaned up to breath teasingly against Sasuke’s ear. “I don’t like to pay attention very much so you might have to…punish me, Sensei.” Sasuke shivered at the words, feeling his pants become just a little bit more constricting than he would have liked for a public place.

He shot Naruto a dirty glare as the walk signal appeared to say he was not amused before picking up the pace and practically dragging Naruto along behind him. “Oh, believe me, Naruto-chan, you’ll get the punishment you deserve.” Naruto’s outburst of laughter at his words left him with a wide grin the entire way back to Sasuke’s place where the two men decided they should christen their new relationship by screwing on every available horizontal, vertical, and diagonal surface in the apartment. Life was good.

—Owari—


So do tell me what you all think. And don't give me crap about Naruto being girly in a skirt. It's not his fault Jiraiya and Sasuke are total pervs. Oh and the song is called Ayo Technology by 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake, just in case you didn't know. It was suggested to me by Mako-chan. Much love to the Yaoi rebellion! We shall soon control the world!

---Master of the Rebels---

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