Ask Me A Question: One Piece Style

Chapter 7

Panda: Tis’ been a while people that read Panda-chan’s stories!!!! Nya :3

George: Um… yeah! Duh, you little tard.

Panda: SHUT UP GEORGE!!!! Okies, Panda-chan really wants to tell you peoples some things… first off… some of Panda-chan’s stories got deleted because… well this type of story or something is illegal to this website… in someway… depressing? Yes… Panda-chan have a way of solving? Maybe… Nya :3

Nami: What the hell Panda!?

Panda: DAMN IT NAMI! Go…. Jump in the middle of the street. Nya :3

Nami: YOU ASS!

Panda: Eegasp!!! Nya :3

George: PANDA WHAT THE HELL WAS YOUR IDEA!!!

Panda: Wells if people really want Panda-chan to continue on with this story[just incase it gets deleted] Panda-chan could always have a different way of typing… for example:

“Hello everyone of this world!!!!!” Panda-chan screamed.

Nami: What the hell?

Panda: YOU’RE JUST TO SLOW TO UNDERSTAND NAMI SO SHUT UP! Nya :3

George: But if no one cares for your stories… you’ll just live with your stupid Neji, Mihawk and One Piece story?

Panda: Yeah…. Nya :3

Luffy: Cool beans!

Panda: FATALITY! Nya :3

Everyone: o.O

Panda: Okies, well there are some questions left from…. A long long long long long time ago…… Nya :3

Zolo: So… who’s the person that’s going to read the questions?

Panda: Panda-chan will!! Nya :3

Nami: Great…

Panda: Shut it Nami! Okies here is the question: Hi Panda! I finsihed my prologue and am in the middle of chapter 1 but I can't think of anything else... OMFG YOU INSULTED SCOURGE PANDA!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WA! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND! I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN PANDA! So that makes my question to everyone, Why do you think Panda insulted Scourge even though he's chawesome? So what if he died from the most basic trick in the book!? It wasn't his fault! He wasn't expecting Firestar to come back to life! –Crystal

Panda: Hehehe Panda-chan doesn’t remember insulting Scourge… but SOWWY!!!! Nya :3

Everyone: She’s got issues.

Panda: Psh… whatever… : YOU GUYS ARE SO TOTALLY NOT FUN! P. Thous villains that are coming to attack you in two days. IF YOU DONT DO IT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS THEY SHALL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!! MAUAUHAHAHAHHA. Franky. I am now over my fear of you...now i think you SO COOL! NAMI DIE! SANJI...MARRYY ME! ZOLO AND LUFFY! YOU ARE TOTALLY GAY! AND I CAN TOTAALY PROVE IT! CHOPPER. YOU ARE SOO COOL! WHY AM I DOING ALL CAPS..DONT KNOW.. mORE SOON PLEASE! kamiam714

Everyone: O.O

Franky: Hahaha! I’m so more popular than Usopp!

Usopp: Are not! I’m popular!

Panda: This again!? Dude Usopp no you’re not! So… go… eat a pickle. Nya :3

Usopp: What the hell do pickles have to do with anything?

Panda: hides under random desk Barney! Nya :3

Nami: Why am I so hated?!

Sanji: holds up “Sorry girls I’m gay!” sign

Panda: points at the sign YOU SO STOLE THAT FROM SASUKE! Nya :3

Sanji: shifty eyes No I didn’t…

Panda: Yeah you did!!! See it even says property of Sasuke Uchiha on the back! Nya :3

Sanji: shoves Panda under random desk

Zolo & Luffy: O.O

Luffy: YOU’VE GOT NOTHING ON US! hides under random desk

George: Ok where the hell are these desks coming from?!

Chopper: Hehe thanks!

Malchior walk in with a depressed look and pulled out some duct

Mal: Hey all. He sigh as he head toward Panda and with a quick flick of the wrist and even quickly movement he made her into a duct tape mummy I would remove the brain...but I figure there's no point in that. he then cover her mouth with the tape Oh, by the way, Carman is a famus theif who wears red. he said as he sigh look down Alright...let's get this over with. he mutter as he shut his eyes and sigh I hope everyone eat their pie. Ladies and Gents...it is my great pressure...or nothe mutter that part and bow to inturduce my chef, Jessie. a blound 17 year old girl, wearing a black mini skirts, a white botton-up shirt, and a pair of black open-toed shoes, walk in the room and look at the crew

Jessie: So who lik the taste of the pies? she ask in a sweet tone, but give them a death glare, telling them they better tell her the truth or their going to see a reaper

Panda: tries to say stuff

Everyone: gets hit since they all shoved the pie in Panda’s face they couldn’t really answer

Jessie: without warning she pulled out a metal staff, under her skirt and then hit everyone who lied to her and hit Ussop twice The only fan you have is that puppet Malchior made.

Usopp: on the ground twitching I have many fans!

Panda: keeps trying to say stuff

Mal: Oi...Jessie...rubbed his temple It's time for you to start making dinner. he said as she turn around and stomp out of the room. Malchior sigh as if a great weight was lefted off his shoulders Ok..isn't just me...doesn't she give youc guys the creeps? Anyhoo...I like to say that I have no idea rum will do that to him. walk up to Franky and open his fridge, pulling out the cola Hell, I thought he would become Jack Sparrow...he reply as he replace the bottles with three bottles of Bud Light Well..let's see what happen now. he reply as he take a couple of steps back Well, I got to go...later days he said as he walk out of the room

Panda: breaks free FINALLY! Nya :3

Nami: Aww, damn it. Pouts

Panda: Nami you’re a freak! Alright next question: (looks around to see if anyones watching) (sticks candycanes up zoros nose) PICKING YOUR NOSE!! LUFFY! QUICK! GET THE BARBEQUE SAUCE AND POUR IT IN HIS EARS!! (glomps usopp) did i mention that you and franky rock? DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE! Sanji, there is ONE more fangirl in 'ask me a question:one piece style' (points to me and smiles) LUFFY! DID YOU FORGET TO STUFF GUACAMOLE DOWN HIS PANTS?! I'LL GET THE COTTAGE CHEESE! (walks off 5 minutes later) spazzo out, yo. Takono

Zolo: What the hell!? pulls candy canes out of nose

Luffy: OK! runs off to get barbeque sauce

Usopp: I know I do! I’m popular!

Franky: No you’re not popular! You’re annoying!

Sanji: grins

Luffy: comes back with barbeque sauce Aww I forgot the guacamole!

Sanji: Wait… Luffy… THIS BETTER NOT BE MY FOOD I USE TO COOK! IF IT IS I’LL BEAT YOU TILL YOU’RE NUMB AND CAN’T FEEL ME BEATING YOU ANYMORE!

Everyone besides Sanji: O.O

Panda: stays under desk ...question. why is it that when im not logged into my fanfic account and I use my penname on a review it doesnt create a link. but then when i AM on, it does it automatically and creates the little blue link thingy? weird...yea dont know why im asking you this. O_O Wow. This is way too freaky. I knew from reading Crystal-chan's stories that you two were best friends...but its just scary how much alike you guys are. Anyway im gonna say the same thing to you that i said to Crystal...RANDOMNESS RULEZ! lol yea dont hav any questions rite now...but just wanted to say that -points at rest of review-. ok i'll keep reading if you keep updating so dont slack off. PLZ. i really need these stories to keep my sanity. so cya. kiraanddeidara

George: I think it’s because when you’re not logged in it puts it as anonymous? I’m not sure…

Panda: Aww looky! George answered a question! Nya :3

George: glares at Panda

Panda: Randomness does rule!!!!! runs in circles WOOOO!!!! Nya :3

Zolo: Well you failed on keep updating.

Panda: Well Panda-chan updated now, didn’t Panda-chan? Nya :3

Zolo: Yeah… I guess.

Panda: Well that’s all for now! Make sure to review and tell Panda-chan if Panda-chan should keep making these stories. And if so should Panda-chan keep talking in third person!? Tis’ all up to you reviewers! DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!!! Oh my goshness Barney!!!!! hides under desk