“DOULE DESILVERS” – DOUBLE” – TROUBLE” – THE FUN” – The Hollywood Times

The headlines above are the different ways that my brother and I were introduced to the world. Or rather, how the world was introduced to us. If you’re thinking, “Oh great, another Hollywood Diamond Desilver wanna-be” well I should let you know: I am Hollywood Diamond Desilver, and let me tell you, it’s not something you would wanna be.

Now that I’ve introduced myself, it’s time to meet the rest of the family. First comes Rock, or as everyone else knows him, Guess Rock. He’s not the most loving or caring big brother but he’s pretty cool. Second in line is Pasha, a.k.a Passion Venus. She’s the ultimate older sister. Next comes Ro and I- Rome Hunter and I that is. Fifth kid: Lavender Moon; Lav wants to grow up to be just like my mom (ugh). Lastly, we have little Sugar- or Brandi Sugar.

On to the most important (and famous) members of my family: Cassandra Lucy Nelson and Joel Robert Desilver. Better known as Cassie and Jo Desilver. My mom is a singer/actress/designer, my dad an actor/model.

Even though my life is very much magnified by paparazzi and annoying gossip websites, I don’t really let it get into my head. Sure my mom can be a diva sometimes and my dad insist that we watch all of his movies but all in all my siblings and I aren’t to influenced by all the lights and glamour.

One thing that annoys us all, though, are our names. Why couldn’t our parents give us normal names like Chloe, or Samantha, or John? Rather than random words that weren’t invented to name people with. Frankly I think I have it worst. Hollywood? Diamond? It makes me sound like a spoilt-brat-dumb-blonde-heiress. No offense, Paris Hilton.

I mean, Pasha’s name is pretty cool and Lav’s name isn’t half bad.

Ro and I were cursed with being named after places. What more places that aren’t meant to be names. London is a name! Paris! America! But no, Rome and Hollywood it is.

Rock got his name as that was how dad got famous: being a Guess model. The rock part is because he was meant to be a rock ‘n’ roll baby. He’s a rock kind of guy- he plays in a band called Punk Stone.

Pasha’s name came from mom’s latest obsession at the time: her new scent, VENUS. Passion was (I think) coz mom and dad wanted her to be passionate and live her dreams. Something cheesy like that.

My middle name, Diamond, was given to me because mom’s album, Diamond, went platinum the day I was born. Ro’s middle name is very random and I have no idea where it came from.

Lav was given her weird name because lavender is mom’s favourite colour and she was born on a night with a full moon. Something whack like that anyway.

Sugar’s name was inspired by my dad’s grandmother’s name: Brandy. The sugar but is because she’s got the most angelic, sugary sweet, blue eyes.

Living with paparazzi following you everywhere isn’t easy. You have to always look your best, never do anything embarrassing and know how to answer tricky questions. Then you brace yourself for it to be up on the internet within the next 24 hours.

On the up side, having celebs as parents has its perks as well. Here are just some of them:

You get to meet your celeb role models coz they know your parents

You get your own room with it specially designed to your liking

You get go shopping and buy almost anything (and everything) you want

If you want something that’s not made for your size, you get your mom I have it custom made for you

You ride first class all the time and sometimes (ok, fine I admit… MOST times) you ride on a private jet which has bedrooms and TV in it.

You look great coz your parents have picture perfect bodies and hair :D

Your mom’s entourage members give you free manis, pedis and hair cuts.

Pretty cool perks, huh?

So this is my first story. It has been reposted and edited here and there. I hope you guys review!

Xoxo

Dawnella