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Ryuk was munching on his delicious apple when he noticed that… IT’S HIS LAST APPLE!!! Ryuk went to ask his friend if he has any.

“OI! Do you have any apples?”

“…no,” Ryuk’s friend said slightly annoyed.

“Oh… Do you know what hentai is?” Ryuk asked being the innocent little Shimigami he is.

Ryuk’s friend froze. Him being older than Ryuk, knows what hentai is. He stuttered as he tried to explain the difficult subject of hentai.

“Umm, it’s- you- I-I don’t know…”

“Yes you do! You’re just not telling me.”

“You don’t need to know what hentai is!!!” Ryuk’s friend retorted.

“Yes I need to know what hentai is or else I’ll bug you for who knows how long. So tell me!!!” Ryuk begged.

“Too bad!” and the friend pushed him and he “accidentally” fell into the human world, right in front of a… let’s just say an eighteen plus magazine store. On the bottom corner of the shop’s window, there was a sign. It read: “Hentai Now Available” in small red bold letters.

“Hmmm,” Ryuk thought, “maybe the answer to my question is in here.”

He walked into the store and looked around. He noticed a big colourful sign near the back of the store. When he got closer to the sign, he saw that it said “HENTAI” and it pointed to a certain shelf. Ryuk went to the shelf and over it, an other sign said “18 years ”

“Well I’m 10296 years old. So I guess I could read it.” Just to say, 10296 years old translates to about 10 years old. Ryuk took a magazine and opened it.

“EEEK! Boobies!” and he closed the magazine and threw it back onto the shelf. Ryuk went to the shelf next to that one and a sign said “Ecchi (soft-core hentai)”. He decided to check these magazines for some answers. He picked a magazine, opened it and closed it automatically. Our poor little clueless death god went on like that for about fifteen minutes until he decided he had enough.

Ryuk was about to leave when he saw a scrumptious looking apple behind the counter. It was probably the owner’s snack.

“I’m hungry,” he thought, so he sneaked past the shopkeeper (not that he needed to) and took the apple. He was about to take a bite but the owner guy turned around for his apple and saw Ryuk.

“ZOMGZ! FLOATING APPLE!” and the owner continued spazzing like crazy.

Ryuk thought the only way to shut this guy up was to smother him in his own magazines so, he did. While holding the apple in his mouth, he grabbed an armful of magazines and threw it at the shopkeeper. Ryuk took this as his chance to escape.

He decided that it was about time to go home but not before he stole more apples. After discreetly stealing some apples, Ryuk got home to see his friend reading one of those “adult magazines”. Ryuk took the magazine and threw it in the fire that was conveniently located right next to them.

“Hey! I paid for that!” Ryuk’s friend shouted.

“Why the heck did you pay for that? You could’ve stolen it. Either way, reading that magazine can’t be any good for you.”

“…”

“So anyways, when you pushed me into the human world, I landed in front of a magazine store that sold magazines like the one you were reading and there was sign that said “Hentai now available” so I went in to see if they had any hentai. There was another “hentai” sign that pointed to a shelf so I looked at one of the magazines. All I saw were naked girls. Nothing explained what hentai is.”

“Ryuk… Sometimes, you can be really, really stupid.”