Huzzah! I deleted it and now it's back!! HUZZAH!

As always...

Don’t flame because bad stuff might happen to your favorite character or I may mention something about your favorite show. I LOOVEE them too (that‘s why they‘re in here), but you don’t see me flaming myself. So… yeah. Mhm. And yes, I highly doubt anyone’s reading this right now. Hehehe…

And… this could be portrayed as a true story, it actually is, but just used with more interesting fictional characters who aren’t even alive but we seem to think of them as our best friends after throwing our real friends aside.

I’ll stop blathering now. OH YEAH! The magical 'D' word...

Disclaimer: Anything mentioned in here, I don’t own it. Except for Turnip Fizzle Drinks, but they’re not even real… and no one will even like them…

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“Nya, Fujiko! My favorite show isn’t on today!” Eiji began to sob randomly. Fuji didn’t even know what show he was talking about, but he found Eiji’s random crying rather entertaining. Eiji began to flip through rather boring channels. Mythbusters? Too mythy. Ghost Hunters? Too scary. Lion King? Since when were lions kings?! House Hunters? No, too housy. Prince of Tennis? Too cliché. Eiji thought that annoying red-head on there was too annoying for his own good.

“Well, let’s check what else’s on.” Fuji pried the remote from Eiji’s hands. “I wonder what this is…?” He flipped to channel 6784, otherwise known as TLC. “Baby story?” They turned it on and there was a commercial for Turnip Fizzle Drinks. If it’s not made of Turnips and Fizzle, you don’t got no Drizzle! A narrator repeated exactly seven and a half times. (half because the commercial got cut off at the end)

They both exchanged confused looks, practically saying, What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Suddenly, a show came back on, showing an outside view of a hospital. Since neither of the two freshmen have ever seen this show before, they looked at the TV curiously. Then they showed someone in labor.

“Congratulations! It’s a Turnip Fizzle Drink!” They both gave out a sigh of relief. Thank goodness it was just another pointless commercial! Now to figure out what the Baby Story is!

“Oh, look! It’s back on, nya!” Eiji leaned forward, curious about what it was about. “Uh… Fuji?” He tilted his head. “What’s happening to… that girl on there? Why is there no baby?” There was a scream coming from the TV, Eiji looked, looked disturbed and jumped- took a dive to shield his eyes- behind the couch. Fuji just sat there, his eye twitching. “FUJI! CHANGE IT NOW!” Fuji changed it. Eiji peered over the couch just to make sure it was gone. And it was.

“That was bad,” Eiji’s eyes were wide. “and scary, nya!”

“Oh, look.” Fuji motioned toward the TV. “Another show we haven’t watched. Good thing my parents got satellite.”

“Nya! As long it has nothing to do with that, I don’t mind what it is!” Eiji grinned and looked back at the box. “What does Anatomy mean? And why does a color have an anatomy?” Fuji quickly flipped the channel. He forgot that he had experienced that show before; his older sister was watching it. Eiji sighed. “Now what?”

“This looks interesting.” Fuji turned on something called ‘Emergency Vets’.

“NYA!” Eiji shrieked, covering his eyes. “They’re doing an operation on a cat! Change it change it change it!” Of course, Fuji wasn’t bothered by this, so he continued to watch it with Eiji spazzing out next to him. There was then an eerie tone as if you pressed a phone button down and didn’t lift up your finger for a while. “Why did the heart rate monitor stop?! FUJI!!”

“It means the cat died, Eiji.” He answered nonchalantly. Eiji gasped and began to cry into a pillow.

“WHY COULDN’T THEY SAVE THE POOR CAT, NYA?!” He looked up at his friend.

“Because the cat had certain complications that they didn’t notice. It wasn’t a good candidate for that surgery and the anesthesia overwhelmed it.” Fuji answered professionally. And he was right.

“FUJIKO! You should become a vet or something!”

“No, I’m just going to spend the rest of my days watching clouds roll by and continue collecting cactus. If I ever stopped, who would take care of Amelia?” Fuji chuckled softly.

“Amelia…?”

“Don‘t tell the other cacti but,” Fuji said as Eiji looked worried. “Amelia’s my favorite.”

“Fuji…” Eiji scooted a few feet away from him. “Nya, you sometimes scare me!”

Author’s Musical Note/ Just to the side of everything, yes, I do know they’re on Prince of Tennis. It’s a joke, just in case anyone’s gonna ask me about that. 8D If I insulted some of your favorite shows, I didn’t mean it. -nods- Anyway, chapter two coming up soon!