“Duuunnnn duuuunnn,duuuunnn dun dun!”

“Bom, bum, bom bum, bom….”

“Duuuuuunnn duuunnn duuunn dun dun!! Dun dun dah-dah-dun!”

“Shut up already! The chapter’s finally here and I wanna be able to enjoy it!!”

“Aw, But Darren…”

“No!”

“C’mon Darren…”

“No! Stay back!”

“You know you want it!”

“What’s going on in here?!”

“Umm…This!”

“What?! No! Stop that! That is inappropriate! Darren Help me!”

“I can’t, Evra! Kana’s got me!”

“AHHHH!”

Darren shot up in his bed the same time as Evra. It was quiet. It was dark. Darren leaned over his Hammock and looked at evra.

“I just had the weirdest dream.” He told Evra.

“Me too…But I liked it in a weird way…” Evra replied loosening his grip on his blanket. (he had clutched onto it while he was asleep and was just know realizing it was ripping from his grip)

“Were Sam and Kana in it?”

Evra nods.

“Me too?”

Evra nods again.

“Were they…?”

Evra nods a third time.

“I think we had the same dream.” Darren blinks then looks over at the two girls who were dead in the corner hugging each other as if they’d been apart for years.”That was so weird…”

“I know what you mean, man...I almost don’t wanna go back to sleep..”Evra settled back into his bed and joined Darren in staring at the two unusual girls.

A/N: Here for you, is chapter 7. I hope you all enjoy. I know its been a long time since the last chapter. It takes place a few weeks after they packed up. They are now in a new city. This time their living quarters are an abandoned, supposedly haunted, vaudevillian theater. Sam and Kana, however are way too lazy to find their own rooms so they stay with Darren and Evra. (don’t worry, they sleep on the floor)

And a Super special awesome Thank you to xXVampireXx and of course to FriendoftheVampires892 ((support’s the most! Huzzah to you!))

Oh and for those who didn’t know…The ‘dun dun dun’ thing is in movies…It was in Austin power’s once…I can’t remember what its called… . and one more thing, This chapter is a little Risqué. But That’s to make it more funny. And if you haven’t noticed by now, the hook-ups will be Darren/kana Evra/sam. Just thought ya’ll should know.

“AHhh! Sam! Sam!!”

“Wha-OW! YOU BITCH!! STOP HITTING MEE!!”Sam yelled punching Kana square in the Jaw after being hit three times in the stomach. Kana’s eyes shot open.

“Wh…what’s going on?” She looked around scared and confused.

“I dunno but you interrupted this super special awesome dream I was having about you and Darren and me and Evra. It was so weird…” Sam smiled, dreamily.

“I think I was having the same dream…’cept it was scary! I was pinned down.” Kana shivered and Sam rolled her eyes.

“Yer a strange one.” She stood and stretched. A cold breeze blew over her legs.”Hm, weared my pj pants go??”

“What?!” Kana yelled.

“Eh, I probably kicked them off sometime last night. Good thing this shirt’s like thirty sizes to big.” Sam looked down at the T-shirt she had stolen from Rhambus Two-bellies. The collar hung off her shoulders and she had to pin them to her bra straps to keep it on and it hung down past her knees.

“I want food.” Kana changed the subject.

“Then go find some. I’ma go through Darren and evra’s things while they sleep.” Sam smiled and pulled out one of Evra’s bags.

“You do that…”Kana said getting up and leaving.

((W/ Kana))

“Hum hum hum…Humm…I like to hum…hum-dee-dee-hum…”Kana was searching for the food. She could find everyone and everything else but the food.

“Feed me or I swear to whichever God you have I will choke you to death!!” Her stomach yelled.

There was a second voice.

“Feed me Seymour!” It shouted.

“Urgh…My name isn’t Seymour! And yer in the wrong category! This is a book fic. Not a musical!” She slapped her stomach and continued on.

((w/ Sam))

“Hehe… Snake boy’s got reptilian boxers!” Sam held up a pair of boxers, which were clad with aligator’s.

“Hey…I dun’ wanna eat the purple unicorn frogstermiyer…” Sam jumped and turned around to see Darren sit up. He looked at her and she looked back. They locked gazes…Then Darren mumbled something about mud dogs and laid back down.

Sam blinked.

“What…?” She tossed down the boxer’s she had and went over to the two hammocks ((Darren’s is over Evra’s)). She leaned over Darren and whispered to him.” Darren…Darren…”

“What…? What…?”He murmured back in his sleep. Sam smiled gleefully.

“This is yer brain speaking to you…. I want you to imagine a room of only half dressed men…You like that don’t you..”

“Ye-…no…brain ish not what I like…”

“Oh…but it is, Darren. I’m yer brain…I know you like men more than women.” Sam tried to hold back her laughter.

“But..surez brains?”

“I’m positive. Men are so…Hot and sexy. Just like Evra. You’ve been thinking about him a lot.”

“I haves?”

“Yes.”

“Oh..ohskays… Brain?”

“Yes?”
“Sleepy time?”

“Yes.”

Darren nodded then turned over and started snoring softly. Sam backed away and leaned against the wall, stifling a laugh. She didn’t expect that to be that easy.

((kana))

“food….Fooooooooooddddd!” Kana was lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs by the stage.

“Kanashii?”

“Shut up stomach..I knows I’m hungry…”

“Kana..”Mr. Crepsley shook his head and lifted the girl up. “Let’s get you some food. Where’s the other?”

“Purple reindeer ate them, Mr.larten. I told them ‘No thank you, kind gentleman.’ And they were like ‘it’s a buck fifty to ride the merry-go-round.’”

“What are you talking about??”Mr. Crepsley looked at her strangely.

“The walrus. He ate the little thing-things and they rock and roll all night and party everyday by the sea, Mr.T.”

“You’re delusional.”Larten took her to the stage where the food was and sat her down.”Food.” He pointed at the food.

Kana looked at him weird then shook her head.

“I’m not hungry, Mr. Wonka.”

((Evra’s dream))

“Whatcha doin’, Evra Von -snakenstein?” Sam asked entering the room. Evra turned and smiled warmly at her.

“I was gonna watch a movie with Darren.” He looked down and noticed he was holding a bag of popcorn, then that he wasn’t wearing a shirt or pants. He could feel his cheeks go red.

“Oh, what movie?” Sam asked, not noticing his slightly-more-than-half-naked-ness.

“We have decided yet.” He looked down again, only this time he was wearing nothing but a towel. He blushed even more then looked at Sam. Sam was now dressed in black laced lingerie. He blushed even more and was slightly disturbed by the fact that she was taking no notice in any of this. She smiled seductively.

“Hm, may I join the two of you?” The way she said it made shivers go up Evra’s spine. She moved towards him and put a hand on his shoulder.”Or you can forget him and you and I can have a little heart-to-heart talk, without any actual words of course.” Her hand moved down from his shoulder, to his chest, to the towel. She left her hand at the top of the towel and moved closer to him. Again, shivers shot up Evra’s spine, this time waking him.

((Darren’s little chat with himself))

Voice 1: Why would we like other guys?

Voice 2: I dunno…But that’s what we said.

Voice 1:That can’t be right. We don’t look at other guys in sexual ways…Just girls.

Voice 2: I know…We’re so confused right now…

Voice 1: Tell me about it…

Voice 2: Yeah…Hey…pass the cheetos.

((Sam))

She ran a finger up his spine, then back down. Then she drew a happy face with her fingers. Evra shivered at the cool air hitting his bare back…Wait…Bare?!

“What’s going on?!” He turned over so he was facing the wall. Sam was lying next to him, but she was completely against the wall, not touching him at all. She blinked, startled, then opened her mouth to speak but couldn’t. Evra groaned, not having meant to scare her. “I’m sorry. Where’s my shirt??”

She pulled out the collar of a shirt she was wearing. It was different. It took Evra a few second to realize…

“Why are you wearing my shirt?” he sat up and stared at her.

“Well, you looked so comfy wearing it I wondered how comfy it was…I wanted to see for myself…” Sam sat up and pulled her knees to her chest. Evra blushed.

“Where are you pants?” Sam shrugged then gestured around the room.

“Well…why are you in my bed?” he tried to hide his blushing by glaring at her.

“Kana went somewhere and I got lonely.” She looked down.” I didn’t think you’d mind… I’m sorry Evra!”

Evra turned his back to her and hung his feet over the edge of his hammock.

“Don’t be its…its fine. You just scared me.”

Sam laughed a bit.

“That’s funny cuz you took no notice that I was there for about an hour.” She laughed a bit more then scooted forward putting her legs on either side of him as if he were about to give her a piggy back ride. Evra put his elbows on his knees and his face in his hands to hide more blush. “You kept mumbling in yer sleep. Something about a movie…Then about how you liked the sound of something….It was rather funny.” Evra’s face went completely red. If he blushed anymore he’d probably explode. Sam wrapped her arms around his mid-section, under his arms and laid her head against his back. “I was just starting to fall asleep when you woke up.” She yawned.

“I’m sorry…” Evra mumbled.

((kana))

“Then this one time, me and Sam had to clean the Man-bear-pig’s cage…It was so disturbing!” Kana explained to a little person while sticking a spoonful of cheerios in her mouth.

The little person stared at her. She couldn’t tell if he was listening or not.

((Darren))

“Fooooooooooooooood.” Darren groaned getting up and jumping off his bed. Evra and Sam stared at him as he walked out of the room like a zombie.

He stumbled down the hallway, following his stomach’s urges, then he reached the stairs. For some reason he couldn’t walk down them, so instead he grabbed the railing and slid down. He reached the bottom, hopped off and head for the main theater. Big doors opened to the stage room where his nostrils were filled with the scent of delicious eggs.

“Foood….”He gurgled walking to the stage. He sat next to Kana, who smiled at him and offered him some cheerios.

“Food?” Darren asked then looked at her. She furrowed her eye brows and nodded.

“Last I checked, cheerios were considered food…” She looked to the side, thinking about it when Darren grabbed her and kissed her. Kana blushed and nearly fainted but kissed back. After about 5 minutes of spit swapping Darren turned to the bowl of cheerios Kana had been offering him and ate them, still in his zombie state. Kana stared at him in disbelief. Stars grew in her eyes. She turned back to the table and sighed happily. Darren finished his bowl of cereal and smiled.

“I feel much better now.” He looked at Kana who was staring at the table in front of her, smiling. Then he remembered what he’d done and blushed.” Sorry, Kana. I wasn’t really controlling myself. I was on auto-pilot, y’know?” Kana looked at him and nodded.

“Don’t apologize. I kinda liked it.” She winked at him then got up and left. He starred after her, shocked..

A/N: So incase none of you noticed...the title didn't have much to do with anything...Does it ever?? haha! Love is being made! Huzzah! Well, Darren and Kana have finally been connected, but... Evra doesn't know if Sam is just being Sam or if she's coming onto him! Muhahahaha!! See you all in chapter 8! Revenge of the Brainz! :