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Author: ElectricityRains
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-07 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Complete - id:3949994

Hello everyone I was sleeping last night and this idea came to me. I don't own CSI cause if I did Jorja Fox would still be there! I also don't own Justin Timberlake or Sexy back. To tell you the truth I hate the song with a passion! Anyway have fun readin it reviews are always read!3 This is one of many song fan fictions!


I’m bringing sexy back.

Them other boys don’t know how to act

I think you're special, what's behind your back?

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take 'em to the bridge

Dirty babe

You see the shackles

Baby I’m your slave

I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Greg was walking happily down the hall way going home when he started to sing sexy back. He didn’t even notice everyone starring at him. Nope he just kept walking until he ran into Grissom. “Greg you’re not bringing anything back especially sexy. Boy you just can’t do it! I’m bringing sexy back!”

“Whoa buddy I don’t think so I’m bringing sexy back,” Nick came out of nowhere and stated he was bringing sexy back.

Sara was walking down the hall whenever she heard the three men arguing about whose was bringing sexy back she decided to get in on the action. “Man ya’ll are all wrong I’m bringing sexy back!”

Grissom grinned, “It’s a little too late for that you already brought it back sexy.” He wiggled his eyebrows at a now blushing Sara.

Catherine and Warrick decided to get into it also, “Hell no we’re bringing sexy back!” They said in unison.

“Nooo Sara’s bringing sexy back!” Grissom stated in a serious voice.

“No Warrick is!” Catherine screamed.

“Hell no I am,” Nick screamed.

“I think ya’ll get it all wrong Grissom is this sexist guy here bitches!” Sara and Grissom smiled at each other then looked back at the rest of there team.

“What the fuck? I’m bringing sexy back!” Greg screamed over all there bickering.

“Whatever I’m bringing sexy back and I’m the sexist guy in this lab!” Ecklie came out of his office and everyone stopped and turned around and starred him with the weirdest look. Then they all started laughing Sara was trying to say something but, she was laughing too hard for it to come out.

This even made author laugh being totally fed up with all the bickering I decided to end this.

I jumped down from my portal linking me to the crime lab. Everyone stopped talking as they saw me in front of them and they just seen me jump out of the ceiling. “What the fuck are ya’ll doing?” I just full out screamed at all of them.

I was quite for like five minutes until Greg finally said something, “Well we were trying to see who was bringing sexy back.”

I smiled and walked over to them so I was only a few feet away from them, “Alright let me be the judge of that! Okay everyone from nightshift get you’re asses over here and get in a line!”

“Why do we have to listen to you?” Ecklie commented.

I never liked Ecklie now his annoying attitude was getting on my nerves, “Because I said so that’s why! Now get your ass over here!”

His eyes were as wide as saucers as he slowly approached me. Now getting annoyed by his slowness I yelled again, “Hurry up!!”

He picked up his pace and got in the line of the nightshift, “Thank you! Gah!” I shook my head as the remainder of people got into the line.

“Grissom is sexier then all of you!” Sara mumbled.

“I heard that!” I pace up and down the line looking at all the people I removed Ecklie first because he’s an ass and I don’t like him. I continue to inspect the nightshift staff of there sexiness whenever I picked the two most sexy people in CSI.

“Alright everyone can I have your attention.”

They continued there whispering, “Dudes shut up and listen!” I yet again screamed at the CSI’s. They all shut up then. “Okay everyone the two sexiest people in CSI are Sara and Grissom.”

Sara and Grissom started to snicker as they watched everyone else bickering yet again, “Hey everyone shut up for the author’s sake!” Grissom said sternly.

I smiled, “Thank you now if ya’ll start arguing again about who’s the sexist I’m going to go crazy. See ya later.” I made a rock on sign the climbed up my ladder to my office above the CSI lab.

After minutes of silence Greg finally spoke up. “Well that was kind of weird.”

They all nod there heads and then Grissom smiles and wraps his arms around Sara’s stomach. “Well at least the author got it right Sara and I are the sexiest!”



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