Ch: 1 Stupid Twins!

Disclaimer: Fan-written. No copyright infringement intended . I do not own Harry Potter. JK Rowling does. Otherwise you would see A LOT more slash! Now on to other things!

Authors Note: FIRST FIC! Be gentle, please!! Lots of Dialog!! Need a beta reader ! So it has just been self-edited… Dumbeldore and Sirius alive in my fic, because it is my fic, and I like them. So THERE! May be Spoilers. Possible slash ahead.. I haven't decided yet.

Summary: Harry wakes up (at the Burrow) with cat ears and a tail on his birthday. Enhanced senses, and crazy thoughts about a certain blonde-haired Slytherin Ensue.

Harry Potter was in a VERY bad mood. When he had woken up at the Burrow this morning he had found something he had never expected. When he woke up and went to try to comb his untamable hair, he found that he had grown two very realistic cat ears on his head. Since he was at the Burrow he thought nothing of it…The twins were probably just working on a new product over Summer Vacation, and had decided to put a trick on their favorite guest. The twins had merely hexed him with cat ears so they could have a good laugh... Then, when he went to put on his pants, he realized that he had a long black tail, too!

“Fred and George are sooo dead” mumbled Harry as he attempted to tromp down the stairs in his Hogwarts robe, since he couldn’t get his pants on over the long black tail that was firmly attached to his lower back.

He was walking down the numerous steps to the Burrow Kitchen when he spotted Fred and George.

“Happy-“

“-Birthday-”

“Harry!”

The twins said. Harry had often wondered how they could speak so in sync, it was then that he realized that he had completely forgotten that it was his birthday!

“What’s with the ears?” said Fred. Or maybe it was George.

“Cut it guys guys, do you think that you could get rid of the ears and tail? They are getting in the way of my clothes!”

“No we can’t Harry”

“Why not, Fred and George?” Harry asked calmly, even though he was getting a little mad at the twins.

“Simply because we didn’t give them to you.”

“Well crap. If you two didn’t give them to me, then who did?””

“We don’t know…Today is your birthday…”

“Could it be?” asked Fred

“It’s possible” said George

“Maybe he should talk to Remus or Sirius?” said Fred

“Well see you later mate” said George
“Well what SHOULD I DO!” Harry shouted, “It’s not like I can just NATURALLY wake up with ears and a tail!”

“Just talk to Remus and Sirius when they get here” said Fred, “Perhaps he will be able to answer you better. Better yet, if you can get your hands on him, Dumbledore will be an even better help…”

“Talk to Dumbledore or Sirius or Remus. They should be able to tell you what’s up, Harry. Oh and by the way, it is entirely possible!” Said George

Harry decided that he would take the twins worthless advice and talk to Sirius and Remus when they came over for the ‘surprise’ party that the Weasleys would be having. He’d just have to wear his Hogwarts robe for now…

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