Hedwig and Snape: Conclusion.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS IS ME TRYING TO SOUND SMART AND HUMOROUS. YES, THIS IS HEDWIG AND SNAPE, I GUESS. I NEED TO CREATE NEW CRAP.

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And so it was written that on the fifth day a twisted turn of event will occur. No one could see that (even though it was visible.) Time and space separated them.

The face of the eleventh was a bit horribly deformed, but not so much. Just enough to cause double-takes.

It ended with an enormous eruption of volcanic-like howls. A monstrous wall of salty liquid filled the land until, I don't know, some guy got pissed no one heard his warnings and laughed in the horrified faces.

The stench was horrendous. It craved north and the sea.

That is why Hedwig decided to take steroids just once a month, and Snape joined a rock band after it was revealed he is half owl.

Mad Eye Moody joined Dumbledore at the bar he constantly invited him to, and Peter turned digital.

It was discoverd that Voltimore was all this time behind the trolls. He was defeated when he was trolled about how he has no ass.

HarryPOT08: O HAY VOLTIMOAR.
Voltimore: Uh, hi.
HarryPOT08: U HAVE NO AZZ!! LOLOLOL
Voltimore: SHUT-UP!!
HarryPOT08: O MI GAWD! HOW DO U SIT?
Voltimore: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
HarryPOT08: So, liek, u fall in 2 teh toilet when u shit?
Voltimore: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU!!
HarryPOT08: WELL SHIT, SONNY!
Voltimore: -BLOCK-
HarryPOT08: U STILL DIDNT BLOCK ME!
Voltimore: FUCKING AOL 20.1!!
HarryPOT08: HAHAHA!! U SUK!!
Voltimore: AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!

The little hotel where Hedwig and Snape once stayed was never rebuilt, and JK Rowling ended the existence of the horrible person behind this fanfiction.

AND SO THAT CONCLUDES THIS TERRIBLY WRITTEN STORY OF A MAN LOVING A FIFTY FOOT TALL STEROID-ADDICTED OWL.

SPIN-OFFS OF THIS "SPIN-OFF" WILL BE MADE.