I will update the other story that I made right before this one but... yeah.

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In another bus the Smashers rode to the store.

“Luigi…” Lyn said, jokingly pointing an accusing finger at him and sending him threatening emails and Spam.

They went in.

“Hmm, objective 2/two/too/to/tuo/inbetween one and three: get orange juice.” Daisy stated,

“No, Peach 2. We’re getting milk!” Mario replied, the two sides crossing.

“But I didn’t say anything?” Peach spoke,

“That’s because your Peach 3, Daisy’s Peach 2.” Mario replied,

“Than who’s 1?” Peach asked, stealing some items and hiding them.

“No one is 1,” Mario responded, responding.

Wario, seeing the scene before him, switched the places of an apple and his head to prove his political views. The head now lay in the produce section and somewhere an apple was lying near a toilet.

Someone bought his head and ate it after paying.

Kirby hid in the pink melon section, giggling, as he would blend in. Some random bum came in and took a bite out of Kirby, then dropped him in the trash, “OW WHY DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN I’M SO INNOCENT I JUST WANTED TO PRETEND THIS IS DUMB AND SCARRING TO ME THAT HURT BECAUSE IT WAS PAINFUL THERE IS A FREAKING CHUNK MISSING FROM THE SIDE OF ME.” Kirby ranted,

Daisy and Shadow were nearby. Daisy held an eggplant in both hands, examining each one carefully over and over, the silence deafening excluding the light music.

“… FINE SHADOW I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU FREAK.” Daisy screamed, force-feeding him the vegetables and handcuffing him to the bum’s foot.

Shadow got nervous as the bum wandered out of the store and started screaming.

Fox took a milk carton and drank straight from it.

“You are supposed to pay!” Samus commented in an annoyed way,

“They couldn’t care less! That’s the whole secret the public doesn’t know about, haven’t you ever seen a secret agent just take stuff before Samueluri? Can I call you that?” Link asked Samus.

“No,” Samus answered.

Link ate a bunch of Pixi Stix™ to get hyper so fun stuff would happen.

Link had a heart attack from it instead.

Link still lived.

Link repeated it.

Link died.

Link was brought back to life.

“So what were going to buy?” Kirby asked Lyndis.

Luigi ran in screaming while waving a chainsaw.

Luigi got bored and left.

“Milk,” Lyn stated happily.

She picked a bottle out, then cautiously looked around, “Hide this in your mouth…”

“But that would be-” began Kirby,

“DO AS I SAY LOWLY IDIOT.” Screamed Lyn in a loud way,

Everyone noticed.

Kirby swallowed it whole.

“NUTZ! I only have like one dollar or something…” Lyn sighed.

Sonic was arrogantly showing off the canned horseradish he was planning on buying in front of Snake, who was in the child seat in their shopping cart.

“Horseradish is so good I’m going to eat it!” Sonic laughed.

Snake stole the can from him and threw him across the store.

Sonic awoke in the produce section in the stock of oranges, “What a safe place to land…” Sonic sighed unknowingly.

Turning around in the sea of oranges, he saw an Ester C cartoon-CGI orange with a face and limbs come out and walk up to him.

He stared at it, unnerved.

It watched him.

The two looked at each other.

“Uh… I use Emergency not Ester C so…?” Sonic reasoned nervously.

It ate him anyway.

“Ooh black milk!” Lyn said, “It’s supposed to taste like an oil and muck mixture! See right here it says ‘new crap flavor!’!” Lyn commented to Kirby. Kirby ate Lyn.

Lyn walked out of the bite mark on him.

Daisy grabbed the orange juice. Shadow fell out of the rack and onto the floor, “So did you get it?”

What do you think? I’m holding it in my hand, loser…” Daisy replied, handcuffing Shadow to a shopper walking by, then adding a giant tub of horseradish to her list.

“Can I have some horseradish when we get home?” Shadow yelled as the shopper turned the corner.

Daisy handcuffed him to the stand of a promotional dancing carrot hologram in the store, “Maybe.”

Yoshi took a carton of milk and put it in the shopping cart next to Snake.

“No, no, no! No one buys cartons anymore! You get the bottles! Don’t you know anything?” Lyn shouted.

Yoshi, offended, put it back and took a bottle, “Ok.”

“Is it 2? It has to be 2…” Lyn commanded,

Yoshi put it back, “Let me do it nerd…” she then did so.

Later…

“That’s Pit in a giant milk bottle suit,” Yoshi pointed out.

“GET ME OUT,” Pit yelled, trying to find the zipper with his teeth, they couldn’t find it so they crawled back in his mouth in shame.

Lyn put Pit back on the rack and got a normal bottle thing.

Moving on through the dairy section the Smashers did, “Let’s get some wine so this chapter actually has some relevance in the story.” Zelda said,

In the yogurt section, Pit jumped out in front of them in a vanilla yogurt costume, “BOO!… what? I kind of like these costumes…”

“You are such a loser Jasper because you’re only vanilla.” Zelda commented,

“No you are such a loser Jasper because you are only vanilla so HA!” Pit mocked.

“Hey I got this!” Fox said, putting a bottle of wine into the cart.

“This was made yesterday, the older it is the better!” stated Lyn, making Fox eat all his vegetables, “Must not show anger…”

Lyn then smashed the bottom of the bottle off and chased Peach with it.

“Look at what you did?” cried Zelda at Pit, handing him a box of Ritz crackers for fun.

Pit had one of the crackers and felt better while still in his giant suit.

“Let me have one,” Link said, having one.

The cracker police came in and slammed Link on the floor, piling on him, and handcuffing him to Shadow as a gas can was dropped in.

Pit inched away inside his costume when the cops weren’t looking.

“AHA!” screamed one, grabbing a yogurt cup, but yogurt only came out, “I swear there was a suspicious-looking yogurt cup…”

Peach and Lyn came back; Peach desperately threw police at her as Lyn chased.

Lyn got bored and stopped.

She took a yogurt cup and took a test taste.

The yogurt police came in and slammed Lyn on the floor, piling on her, and handcuffing her to Shadow as a gas can was dropped in.

Eating her way out from under the pile, she said, “‘K let’s go.”

Lyn ignored Shadow trying to break away from the handcuffs as she thought he was a bracelet she forgot she bought. Then she did remember she bought him even though this never happened.

Donkey Kong then started frothing at the mouth and destroying everything in his path to get Mario.

In the snack food isle, he searched. Behind DK a bag of Doritos quietly hopped out and away from him with Mario in it.

“That was close…” Mario said as the bag leaned against a wall.

Then the chips got up and looked at him. Mario got nervous as they advanced on him.

Screams of doom sounded as the bag shook around.

Jigglypuff took the bag and persuaded Lyn to buy it. They put the items on the conveyer belt.

Sonic stumbled over to them covered in orange juice.

Lyn put him on the conveyer belt.

Sonic was being scanned with the rest of the items.

It said canned peas on the monitor thing when he was scanned.

Just before she payed, Jigglypuff took the bag and ate everything inside it and outside it, “HA!” Mario fell out.

Leaving, they left.

Getting on a new bus, they left.

“Ok it’s really not funny anymore Luigi!” Lyn scolded.

“I didn’t do anything!” Luigi said,

“For that you will have to buy a new cow with a chainsaw to guard the wine!” Lyn shouted,

“Yeah Jasper!” Zelda yelled at Pit, handing him a lifetime supply of cat litter and an apple.

A Teacher took back the apple and stomped off.

The apple was green.

It was getting late so they went inside.

Daisy went into the cave, put the orange juice down along with the horseradish.

That was it.

They never put the horseradish in the fridge and it got stale.

Now that was it.

DO THE SECOND THING THAT COMES AFTER THE FIRST ONE IN R
& R.