Author's Notes: Welcome to Hey You. I think that a better title would actually be The Fic That Almost Never Was, this thing has been through so much. It started off as an original, but I didn't like my characters no matter how many times I played with it. So then I turned it into wonderful fic-age, and then I got caught up with NaNoWriMo, then there was exams. Then I finally finished it and sent it my beta, but she was tied up with exams and couldn't get to it for a while, and then she couldn't open the file, so I had to resend it to her...

Okay. End moan fest. But just know that this thing has been a long time coming.

Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

A... B... C... D... E... F... G... H... I... J... K... L... M... N... O... P... Q... R... S... T... U... V... W... X... Y... Z...

H... O...

U

U... S... C... N...

E

HOUSE

HOUSE. W... I... L... S... O... N...

WILAOM.

WILSON.

WILSON. HOUSE.

HOUSE.

Fuck off.

HOUSE.

Fuck off.

Read.

No.

Book for you.

—

Sign it.

—

HOUSE

No.

Hi, Wilson.

What?

Wilson. Your name.

You read the book.

Yes.

What?

YES. Yes.

I NO UNDERSTAND.

Read the book.

OK.