Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search
: B s . A A A    : full 3/4 1/2   : E E   : Light Dark Games » Legend of Zelda » The Eliv Favor

Hourglass of Fantasies
Author of 5 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 01-25-08 - Published: 12-21-07 - id:3958900

Author's Note: Heh heh heh, so yeah, I finally got around to writing a sequel to the 'Party Favor.' Don't worry if you never read the first one, you will not be lost. Now I had to write this in story format because script format is not allowed... whatevah. Oh yeah, SPOILERS! MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD! READ AT YOUR OWN SPOILING RISK! Thank you! Sowee for turning the Cap Locks on like that. ;

Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Nintendo does.

-The Realm of the Heavens-

“No, absolutely NOT!” Nayru shouted angrily at Farore. “There is no way in Hyrule are we going to throw a party to celebrate all the Zelda villains! NO possible way!”

“Aww come on,” Farore whined like the little kid that she was. “It'll be fun! Right Din?”

“Don don DAH!” Din chirped. “Huh? Oh, were we talking about something?”

“Yes,” Nayru snapped. “Farore wanted to throw a party to celebrate all the Zelda villains that we, and by we I mainly mean you, created.”

“Don don don don don don dah!” Din continued to sing. “What? Alright! Great idea! I'll send out the invitations!”

“YES!” Farore cried.

“WHAT!?” Nayru screamed. “You have GOT to be kidding!”

It was too late for Nayru, however, Din had already sent out the invitations. “This is a great idea, Farore. It'll be fun! Don don DAH!”

“Why do you keep singing that!?” Nayru yelled, her face beet red.

“Oh,” Din said, “sowee, I got it stuck in my head.”

“Now you're copying Wind Waker Link?” Nayru sighed.

“I can't help it,” Din coolly replied. “It's a cute phrase.”

“I hope you know it is legally copyright,” Nayru said, walking away and shacking her head.

“This is going to be great!” Farore laughed happily. “Oh, Din? Which time did you send the invite to Ganondorf? I mean, he is the same person, just different times...”

“Easy,” Din replied, already starting to hang up the streamers. “Ocarina of Time. He looked the best then if I do say so myself!”

“Oh mercy,” Nayru muttered from a table where she was setting out the snacks and drinks. If she was going to do this, then she was at least going to try and have some fun. But after the last terrible party... that sounded near impossible.

-Ganondorf's Castle-

“Hmm... what in the Sacred Realm is this?” Ganondorf asked as he looked down at a little invitation he held in his had that was from the Realm of the Heavens. “The Goddesses throwing a party... to celebrate me!? PERFECT! This is the perfect way to finally be able to be undefeated by those little pipsqueaks! The Goddesses will never see is coming! Ah yes! If I could take over Hyrule from the Realm of the Heavens, nobody will be able to reach me! And with the powers of the Goddesses themselves... Yes! Bwa hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!” Ganondorf exploded into maniacal laughter. “I better get going then... heh heh heh...”

And with that, Ganondorf headed off to the Realm of the Heavens using the invitation the Goddesses blessed that would allow him to get there. He was ready to finally have an evil plan and be undefeated!

-The Twilight Realm-

“Ohhh!” Zant laughed. “An invite to a party? To celebrate my evil glory!? Awesome! I mean... how very vile! Yeah! I'm gonna go too! This ought to be some fun!”

And also with that, Zant used his invitation to warp to the Realm of the Heavens to the party the fool-hardy Goddesses were throwing.

-The Temple of the Ocean King-

Bellum stared at the strange object he had received, no one ever sent him stuff. He wondered what it could be... it looked like a letter... whatever those were. Bellum lifted up the letter with a tentacle and started reading. (Yes, Bellum can read.)

'Dear Bellum: We, the three Goddesses, Din, Nayru, and Farore, are inviting you to our party at the Realm of the Heavens to celebrate the glory of evilness! We hope you can come. (Mainly me and Farore, not Nayru, she is all ticked off as usual.) So yeah... Oh! Because you possessed Linebeck, making him evil, you may posses him again and bring him here, that is, if you want to of course. I recommend you do because it is VERY evil! Ohh... I guess I forgot to tell Ganondorf that... oh well. Besides, he is evil enough as it is. And—oh darn it! I wrote that whole thing down on paper! And double darn it! You got this letter too!? I still need to practice my powers and stuff... So yeah... ummm hope you can come to the party. Your's truly, Din and Farore. PS: You got the longest letter I sent, lucky you!'

Bellum blinked. The thought of a party sounded, oh, how did the Hylians say it? Fun? Yes, very... fun. Bellum decided to give this a try. He held the letter in one of his tentacles and flew off. Before he went to the party, he was going to do one thing first...

-The Minish Village-

“Ugh,” Vaati moaned as he tried to push a giant letter across a small patch of dirt to his house in the Minish Village. “Why do these stupid people have to keep sending giant letters!? Ah forget it, I'll just read it right here.” Vaati stopped pushing the letter and let it gently fall forwards. Once it hit the ground, Vaati hopped on top of it and started reading.

“Party to celebrate my evilness!? Mwa ha ha ha haaaa! Finally the pitiful goddesses came to their senses! I shall go! Yes, that is what I shall do! But first, I need my hat... I'm not going like this, no way in... forget it.”

Vaati jumped off the letter and quickly ran to Ezlo's house to get his magic hat and go. Once he returned, his full size and as evil as ever, he took the letter off the ground and used it to warp to the Realm of the Heavens.

-The Moon-

"Alright," Majora said in his evil, zombie-like voice to Skull Kid. "We're going to this party, understand? We're going to see if there is a way to use the Goddesses to get revenge! Understand?"

"Yes sir!" Skull Kid said happily.

"Good," Majora said, still on Skull Kid's face. "Let's go!"

"Yeah!" Skull Kid laughed happily as he used the invitation to warp him to the Realm of the Heavens to go and party.

-Location Unknown-

"Finally..." Dark Link said very evilly, clutching a letter in his fist. "Finally... I shall be able to cope with other villains... and then, I shall get my revenge... on Link! Yes! I shall go to the party! Yesss..."

-Holodrum-

Veran sat there with her arms crossed, she was very ticked off right now. Stupid Onox, dumping her like that, that fat oaf. He didn't know beauty if it chopped his head off!

Suddenly, Veran was struck in the eye by a letter, “OW!” she cried, grabbing the letter and rubbing her eye. “stupid piece of—hey! An... invitation? To a party? Hmm... sounds very vile... I shall go! It will be something to stop thinking about that dimwitted oaf, Onox.”

And with a third with that, Veran used the letter to warp to the Realm of the Heavens and go to the party to celebrate the evil minds of Hyrule? “Whatever,” she said to herself, “I got an invite, and that is all that matters.”

-The Realm of the Heavens-

“Alright!” Din giggled happily. “Everything is set up and ready to go! This is a great idea, Farore, I was starting to get bored just watching all the Links save Hyurle and so on.”

“Yeah,” Farore agreed, nodding. “It'll be fun!”

Nayru sighed, “They are here.”

“Okay,” Din said, “time to greet our guests and stuff.”

Din and Farore walked over to entrance of the Realm of the Heavens, while Nayru stayed behind, “Those crazy fools. This is the WORST idea EVER!”

“Hello and welcome, everyone!” Din said happily as all the guests started arriving. “Welcome to the Realm of the Heavens to celebrate the glory of sidekick—err, villains! So enjoy your time here and stuff! We'll be hanging around and stuff... enjoy the party!”

Farore nodded when she saw Bellum, “Looks like he possessed Linebeck after all.

Din looked over at Bellum, he had indeed possessed Linebeck again.

Farore and Din both walked off, leaving the villains to start partying. Little did they know, everyone had their own ambitions besides partying... Ganondorf was here to start his new plan, Vaati was now here to out-evil Ganondorf, Zant was here for the free food, Veran was here to get her thoughts off of Onox, Bellum was here to do whatever, Majora was here to plan revenge like Ganondorf, Skull Kid was just there because Majora wanted to be, and Dark Link was there because he thought the other villains might have a way to get revenge on Link, forever!

To Be Continued...



Return to Top