Author's Note: I love getting possessed at parties.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Nintendo does.

At first when HoF and Linebeck went crashing down to the ground, everyone thought that maybe Majora's Mask possessing her was an illusion, and that she was in fact free of him. But alas, she was not. Too bad too, she was just going to announce Linebeck loved her more then Farore too.

HoF shakily stood up as Linebeck ran cowardly behind the crowd of villains and the three Goddesses.

“This,” Nayru said, rage ever so quickly building up in her voice. “This is... MAJORA! I'LL KILL YOU!”

Majora's Mask laughed, even though he had no face, he could still laugh... a little freaky, ain't it? “Like crap I'll stop! I can make my Diary never exist! Best of all, I'll make all of yours living nightmares!!”

“What is it with all of you and the Diaries?” Ganondorf asked. “This kid is barely five feet tall, and you're all worried about some pitiful Diaries she can write? What kind of villains are you all?”

“That's easy for you to say,” spat Vaati. “Have you read any of those things!? She makes us sound like idiots because we rant about things that make sense!”

Ganondorf raised an eyebrow, “And?”

“Read this,” Vaati said, handing Ganondorf a very small book with a brown cover that read, “The Zelda Diaries”. The cover also had pictures of almost every Zelda character.

Ganondorf quickly recognized himself, standing behind Farore, who was doing the peace sign sticking her tongue out. The Great King of Evil opened the book and started reading, he soon exploded into laughter. “Ha ha ha! Come on you little sissy's, these are funny! And you're right, purple vampire kid, they DO make a LOT of sense! What are all of you cowering over?”

“They make us sound stuck-up,” Vaati remarked.

“They are insulting us and making the Diaries funny!” Linebeck cried from behind Zant.

“Exactly my point!” HoF cried, for she was still in little control of herself. “Now, can we get back to the story and not rant about your Diaries? Oh yeah, the Zelda Diaries are up to five thousand hits!”

“NO!” Vaati and Linebeck, who were the only two in the whole party who had Diaries written about them.

“SILENCE!” HoF suddenly said, for now she was possessed.

“WAIT!” Farore cried.

“What?” asked Possessed HoF, Nayru, and Ganondorf all at the same time.

“We forgot to invite Jolene!” Farore announced.

“Screw this!” Majora's Mask yelled. “I'm just going to finish my greatest plan EVER!”

“Stop saying naughty words!” Din shouted from her place next to Nayru and Bellum. “You're going to make our rating go up to T. We want to keep it clean at K Plus!”

“Suck!” Majora's Mask suddenly yelled. “Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!”

“Hmmm...” Ganondorf pondered.

“What?” Veran asked.

“This guy is the WORST Zelda villain ever... we need to get rid of him so I can continue carrying out my evil plan... but how?”

Bellum blinked. Vaati glared. Veran thought, as did Ganondorf. Din started singing the Malo Mart Theme Song, Nayru launched into a war between her serious side and fun-loving side, and Farore was busily writing Jolene's invitation. Dark Link stood frustrated behind Zant, for that blasted Mask beat him to HoF. Zant yawned lazily and took a swig of a Like-Like Milkshake. And Skull Kid... he was still in the bathroom...

“I've, don, got it, dah dah!” Din chirped, still dancing.

“WHAT!?” Nayru eagerly cried as she waited.

“We gotta, don, combine our powers and like, shoot him, dah!” Din concluded.

“I've finished the invitation!” Farore announced.

“NO!” Linebeck cried. “Green-haired girl, don't do it!”

“Ready?” Ganondorf suddenly asked.

“I refuse,” Vaati yelled.

“Do it,” Ganondorf snapped.

“Why?” Vaati coolly asked, happily taking in the fact that he was annoying Ganondorf.

“Because I'll exterminate you if you don't!” Ganondorf threatened.

“But I you exterminate me,” Vaati stated. “Then how can I help you then?”

Ganondorf was about to explode when Veran quickly said, “Do it for me!”

Vaati became love-struck suddenly, “Anything for you, darling!” His eyes turned into the shapes of two pink hearts as the Minish Mage shouted, “One!”

“Two!” Zant joined in.

“Three... don!” Din yelled.

Then, all at once, everyone gave it all they got.

“Din's Fire, dah dah!” Din cried.

“Nayru's Love!”

“Farore's Wind!”

Bellum said nothing, but shot those purple Phantom Blobs he liked to fire, just like when he was fighting Link at the Temple of the Ocean King.

“Dark Triforce Slash!” Dark yelled.

“To stone with you!” Vaati cried, still love-struck with the heart eyes.

“Possession of the Ages!” Veran said, somewhat coolly.

“Twilight Attack!” Zant cried in his crazy tone he got in when he was attacking. “Go my Shadow Beasts' ! GO!” A group of five, (for the was the maximum number of Shadow Beasts' Zant could summon,) jumped into the air with everyone else and attacked.

And the best for last...

Ganondorf's left fist began to glow a deep purple color, then, he jumped up into the air with everyone else and attacked.

Skull Kid suddenly walked out of the Bathroom, “Hey guys! What did I--”

The little Scarecrow made it just in time to see everyone attack HoF all in one devastating attack, Linebeck was the only one who saw Majora's Mask fly off just before everyone attacked.

-

Everyone all landed onto the ground at the same time, there was a cloud of the dust surrounding HoF, which soon started to fade.

Nayru became really ticked off at what she and along with everyone else saw...

HoF had turned to stone. Even though everyone got to strike her, only Vaati's attack really worked.

The frozen HoF fell backwards onto the ground. Everyone looked up to see Majora's Mask attached firmly onto Skull Kid's face.

“Hey guys, what did I miss?”