A/N: I was bored, so I decided to make fun of Ganon, again.

Ganondorf: Is that so?

A/N: Crap!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

15 ways to annoy Ganondorf

1) Tell him that he looked fat in Wind Waker.

2) Give Zant sugar.

3) Hire Tingle to stalk him.

4) Cut off his TriForce hand.

5) Tell him that Vatti made a better villain.

6) Make Master Sword shape cookies.

7) Show him the ‘The Return of Ganondorf’ flash cartoon.

8) Hire two pink and blue unicorns to take him to Candy Mountain.

9) Trap him in a room with Zant, Tobi from Naruto, and Gir from Invader Zim.

10) Put Majora’s Mask on Zant.

11) Send in the clowns.

12) Talk his minions into going on strike.

13) Cosplay as Link.

14) Poke him and say “I’m not touching you!”

15) Beat the crap out of him in SSBM as a kiddie character

END

Ganondorf: Where’s the author? I need to kill her.

A/N: (hiding in trash can) He’ll never find me here.

Ganondorf: I herd that.

A/N: Shit.