May: Next Chapter of this story, lolz. Yup, haven’t updated this is a while…gomen, so, I gives you the lemon pie. XD

Previously:

Uzumaki Kyuubi, with his long red hair, slim figure and blood-colored, slitted eyes, was considered one of the sexiest young demons of his species. His sharp claws, bruising strength, and snappy temper also marked him as one of the dangerous ones. He was dressed in a black kimono with a red sash hanging low on his hips, letting the kimono reveal a smooth chest, his nine red tails thrashing around him dangerously as he studied the black fox boy standing in front of him.

Most people bowed to an Uzumaki, but Sai had the position as one of Naruto’s playmates, so he stood straight, his dark ears perched upon his hair, a kimono, not as elaborate as the Uzumaki clan’s of course, with a blue sash. The outfit seemed to emphasize his already pale skin, making it a sheet white. A single tail waved behind him, contrasting the flurry of tails Kyuubi possessed.

“Naruto-kun is in the possession of Uchihas Sasuke and Itachi, they’ve managed to persuade him to be they’re pet in exchange for…” he pursed his lips “…ramen, Kyuubi-sama.”

Kyuubi groaned, falling down onto one of the libraries large, plush reading chairs with a flump. “Inari, why did you give me such a simple-minded ramen freak of a brother?” he asked, pinching the bridge of his nose.

‘That about sums it up…’ Sai thought, sweatdropping.

They both glanced up when the library doors swung open, Kyuubi’s parents in their wake.

“Kyuubi, do you know where Naruto is?” Kushina asked, walking over to her older son.

“Sai says that he was with a couple of Uchihas…”

“Oh, that’s good, we’re allies with them.”

“He’s their pet.”

Kushina blinked “…Pet?” she echoed blankly, everyone else in the room bracing for the attack “My baby’s been turned into a second rate beast that FUCKING SERVES THOSE IDIOTIC CREATURES, WITH THEIR NEED OF STEEL AND WOOD?!” she roared. Kyuubi jumped up as his mother seized the couch he was resting on, picking it up (even though it was as big as a car) and throwing it against one of the bookshelves carved into the wall.

The was a snap as the couch fell onto the ground in two big pieces a few books following it as a huge crack appeared on the shelf.

Minato and company left Kushina to rampage, and ran out to put together a rescue operation.

Naruto, in his fox form, trotted through the Uchiha Compound, sniffing various objects.

His slitted fox eyes widened as he saw a tree. Not just any tree, mind you, a god of a tree. It was huge!

He grinned as much as a fox could and scampered over to the Tree God before turning to the side and lifting up his leg. He jumped when a huge crash was heard.

“Demon!” a guard shouted “It’s the Kyuubi no Kistune!”

Naruto sweatdropped, poofing back to his human form. “Kyuu-nii…” he muttered, running towards the gate.

Itachi remembered the last time the Kyuubi no Kistune attacked. He also remembered that Kyuubi attacked when he was seven-years-old, and that Kyuubi himself had nearly taken out the village at five years of age.

So this time he might as well sit back and relax while his village was obliterated or grab his little brother and run for his life…alas, being a shinobi had its bitch moments…like the fact he was at the front gate returning from a mission when the alarm went up.

He spun around when the front doors were ripped back off their hinges, flying into the forest. Instead of seeing the giant, chakra-induced fox that Kyuubi had made to reek havoc on Konoha like last time, he saw a sexy slice of hell walking through the ruined doorway.

The long-haired teen glanced around idlely, as if looking for something before sighing, in the next instant Itachi found himself with razor sharp claws at his neck and the redhead’s breath crawling seductively over the back of his neck, a luscious voice purring out a well-known threat to him.

“Move and I’ll fucking slit your throat.” Kyuubi snapped, hell, he didn’t want to use such a fine piece of ass as a hostage but this guy looked the be the strongest out of this batch of humans at the gate (staring at him like complete idiots he might add) and it wouldn’t do have this guy, a rather sexy guy, to try and attack him if he took a weaker looking human as a hostage.

“…Can I help you?” the guy asked pleasantly. Kyuubi’s eye twitched at the rather happy tone.

“Who the hell do you think you are?!” he snapped irritably.

“Uchiha Itachi, an ANBU Captain of this village, may I ask what your business is here?” Itachi replied, tilting his head to the side slightly to catch a glimpse of the demon’s face close-up.

Kyuubi glared at Itachi in annoyance “…Are you drunk?” he wondered aloud.

“He’s always like that!” a random civilian piped up from behind a larger piece of the gate that fell when Kyuubi single-handedly ripped the doors off. Several other villagers nodded in agreement.

Itachi sweatdropped “Maa…you guys are so mean…” he muttered before looking back at Kyuubi from the corner of his eye. “So sweetheart, are you gonna put away the claws so we can go back over to my place and fuck?” he asked, smiling sexily at the demon. Kyuubi blinked at Itachi before his brain processed this and his face dyed a crimson red.

Hell, he’d been asked to mate before, but hell, no one had ever been so…blunt about it.

“D-do, do you know who I am?!” he stuttered in embarrassment “I’m Kyuubi no Kistune, and the only reason I’m here is to get back my stupid baby brother that you fucking humans freaking kidnapped!” Itachi blinked.

“Oh? You’re Naru-chan’s older brother? I bought him ages ago from this creepy old guy planning on making him into fox soup!” Itachi blinked when Kyuubi’s glare returned full force and his rather sharp claws got a little sharper. “Uh…eheheh..?”

“Biggest. Fucking. Mistake. Of. Your. Life!” Kyuubi grit out, raising his hand up to slice the bastard in front of him to ribbons.

“Kyuubi no Kistune!” Tsunade huffed, walking up to them hurriedly. “What do you think you’re doing?!” she snapped out, standing in-between Kyuubi and Itachi. Kyuubi growled lowly at her, lowering his hand.

“That dumbass behind you stole my baby brother!” he snarled, fur bristling.

“Hey! I graduated top of my class at seven!” Itachi whined.

“Shut up!” Tsunade and Kyuubi snapped. Itachi pouted.

Tsunade sighed, looking back to Kyuubi. “Kyuubi…I understand your viewpoint and both times you’ve come to this village you’ve had legit reasons.”

“The first because your Fourth Hokage knocked up my mother and this time because the retard-”

“Hey!”

“-decides to snatch away my baby brother!” at this Kyuubi turned to glare at Itachi.

The Uchiha prodigy sweatdropped “He’s perfectly fine! No damage done!” Kyuubi’s eyes narrowed.

“He’s your fucking pet! That’s insulting!” the demon snapped. “And if I find anything is wrong with him when I see him, so help me Inari-sama, I’ll rip your to shreds!”

“That’s just mean…” Itachi replied in a hurt tone. Kyuubi snapped.

“Argh! You’re infuriating!” he screamed, preparing to slice up the Uchiha once again.

“KYUU-NII!!” a shrill voice wailed, the voice growing louder and louder.

Kyuubi twitched, spinning around and catching Naruto as the blonde fox barreled into him.

“Naru-chan!”

“Kyuu-nii!”

“Naru-chan!”

“Kyuu-nii!”

Itachi and company watched as the two brothers sat hugging each other, purring contently.

“Oh, my adorable baby brother! Did that evil retard hurt you!?” Kyuubi asked, fretting over the blonde fox in his arms.

“Nope!” Naruto giggled “They were really nice to me! They gave me ramen!” Kyuubi flicked Naruto on the nose. “Itai!” Naruto wailed.

“Bad! What have I told you about accepting ramen from strangers?” Kyuubi asked.

“Uh…don’t eat anymore if it doesn’t taste good?” Kyuubi flicked him again. “Owwie!” he cried.

Itachi coughed. Kyuubi glared at him.

“What?”

“Well, you two are conversing in the middle of a busy street…” Itachi drawled. “Maybe we could go over to the Uchiha compound to have a more private conversation?” he wondered. Kyuubi huffed, standing up and brushing off his robes.

“Fine.” He muttered.

Kyuubi huffed, stepping out of a steamy bathroom connected to one of the guest rooms, taking a deep breath to steady himself as the familiar need surged up within him.

Naruto had insisted on spending the night so they could have ramen tomorrow morning before they left. Kyuubi rolled his eyes, wiping at his face absentmindedly with a towel as he walked over to his bed to the white yukata that was lain there.

He slipped on the yukata and tied the red tie in front of him, blinking when he heard the door slip open. He sighed, not bothering to turn around.

“Naru-chan, if you’re going to sleep with me, at least knock first, okay?” Kyuubi stated, glancing behind him before blinking in surprise.

Itachi grinned back at him. “Hello there…” he purred, eyes bleeding red.

May: lolz, yesh. Rape and/or consented sex in the next chappie. SO REVIEW! Also! Very important! Apparently there’s a Naruto Fanfiction Awards going on right now! Lolz, you can vote for the best stories in all sorts of genres from comedy to romance! I haven’t seen any of my stuff yet…TT-TT do you guys not know of this?! Anyway, go there, vote for your favs –wink, wink, nudge, nudge- lolz, jking, vote for who you think is the best, I see some Gods on that list XD

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