I really am sorry I didn’t write for so long. I had other stories and real life kept rearing its ugly head, I was sick for a week and then had to work on three shows, then finals, camp, and on top of it all I’m now dating someone, so saying that fanfiction wasn’t at the top of my to-do list is not an exaggeration.

Enjoy the chapter!

“It just occurred to me that more than one of us is going to die in this story,” announced Shizune.

Temari rubbed her forehead. “They already got Kankuro, didn’t they?”

“I’m probably next,” said Sakura moodily. “I mean, not that I mind or anything, but it’s a little bit annoying to see myself brushed aside for that crack whore.”

“Sakura!” gasped Hinata.

Sasuke said nothing.

“Of course, we don’t even technically have to be reading this,” said Kurenai as she headed towards the door in a wildly transparent attempt to get away. Tsunade pushed her back into her seat. “We’re reading till the end,” she said, glaring murderously.

“You might be dead, too,” observed Jiraiya. “I mean, there’s a big chance she might be made Hokage. That’s usually how these stories go.” Naruto gaped. Jiraiya shrugged. “I’m just saying how it is!”

“I don’t think I’ll even be in it,” said Tenten hopefully. “I have no reason to think that, of course, but a girl can dream.”

“You’re in it,” Ino informed her sourly. “Can I please get this over with?” She whapped Neji on the head with the book. “Wake up!”

“Well sorry, it’s been a long day!”

And den thyme got back to Knohoha. They went tp go see Sunnyday—

“‘Sunnyday’?” asked Tsunade. “Is that supposed to be me? SUNNYDAY?”

and gvae her the mishin wreport. “Everythng went aswesum becuz Mitsuki-chan saved us’ sed Kakasih.

“and we met Katsumi-chan!” said Naruto who wuz tootallly perving. Liek, cuz they were so preety andz stuffs.

“OK u guys r awesuume so you get teh rezt if the month off.” So den dy tlef and went to go c evry1 elce.

“Everyone else?” asked Kiba tentatively.

“That’s what it says,” replied Ino tersely. “Wen they got outsydde a dog barkd. “tahs Kiba,” sed Nartuo.

‘O wut a kyewt doggy!” sqeels Mitsuki. “Whos the cioot guy?”

“That’s Achymaru,” sed Sasuke-kun. ‘But u don’t rly think hes cuter then me, do u?” he wuz zcsared cuz i9f Mitsuki-chan left him he didn’ tkwon wut 2 do!

of corse not sillie,” gigglsd Mitsuki.

Kiba sank to the floor in disbelief. “For one thing, I don’t know if it’s flattering or not to be called cute by her. For another, she got us mixed up!”

“Well, you’re being compared unfavorably to Sasuke,” said Tsunade, “but considering the context I don’t think that’s a bad thing.”

Sasuke said nothing.

Kibuhlicked Mitsukis leg and strted hunmmping her. “oh he lykes uu!” sed Akimary. “hey its tiume for team 8 tomeet so come wiv us and wecanintodrus u 2 evry1 elzse!”

“OK COOL!” SEd Mitsuki.

A bluhaird gurl stick her hed out of a treee. “omg hawt!’ she sed whn she sauw Mitsuki.

“Oh no…” moaned Neji when he saw where this was going. “Not Hinata…”

Sakura pondered this new development for a while. “I think we’re okay. Anything that this person shows Hinata doing is bound to be so unlike the real HInata that we won’t even be able to recognize them as the same person.”

“What?” Naruto looked at everyone in the circle. “What’s happening? I don’t get it.”

“You will, kid,” said Jiraiya shortly. “You will.”

“And then you’ll have nightmares for the rest of your life,” added Kurenai.

Ino glared. “Shut UP and LET ME FINISH!”

Dis is HInatra,” sed Akamari. “Sehs relly shy ands stuffz so she wont talk to yuo.” butt HInrtata lookd at Mitsuki agen and sed “ur rlly pretty mitsuki-san.”

“OMG tnhaks!” yelld Mitsuki. “but lyke ur relly shy and stuffz so we need to work on thyat!’ she sed, winking int Natruo’s direcshun.

The real Hinata’s face compared favorably to a tomato at this point. Naruto noticed nothing, thankfully.

Kiba barrkd and sume1 else showsd up. “hi I’m 1010—” Ino squinted. “I think…what?”

“Let me see.” Jiraiya leaned over to look at the page. “She means Tenten.”

“hi I’m 1010! sed this on egurl wit borngi brown haeir in 2 bunds. “N dus iz Negi.” A dude w/long heri grunted cuz he didn’t ee like ppl, but wen he sawd Mitsuki he wavd and sed hi. ‘Nice 2 meet u” sed Mitsuki.

Tentne got rly jeluz then cuz Meji lurved Mitsuki and shewantd Neji 4 hersefl!

Neji shot an inquiring look at Tenten, who gnawed on her bread angrily and made violent gestures and the fuzzy pink book in Ino’s hands.

“I wonder if Team 10 will be mentioned at all,” mused Shizune.

Then a rly pretty persun bt ttly not as buttyful as Mitsuki_ shoed up. “Lok this is Kuraneye-sensee,’ sed Hineata. ‘shes ttly awesum.”

:hi guys, I herad the mission went rly good!” seaid Kurnie. “yeah’ sed Sasuke “its all cuz of Mitsuki-chan.”

Mitsuki blushed. “stoppppp ur makin me blsuh!” she gigld. “but yeah I am kindea awsume!

“Is she serious?” asked Sakura. “Wow, she’s conceited!”

“We already knew that, though,” Tsunade reminded her.

an den they al lwnet to getra men. Hintada and Akemaru steyhde behind. “hey Hinata whyd you keep syaing shhe wuz realllyly purety?’

“cuz she is” hinata blushed more.

“yha but ur a girl” he sed and kiba brksed.

‘I no but I tibfhnk im in lurve wi8th her” sed hinkata.

“ew u lesbo whoejre” and Akyrwaru left

Kiba glanced at Hinata. “Just so you know, I would never say that to you.”

“Thank you, Kiba,” she replied stiffly. “It makes me feel so much better.”

Hinatsa didnty no that Mitsuki knew abotur her crushhh! Mitsuki-chan was rly gud reeding pplz and she new alllllll aboutojf it! she wuz rly happy to knoww taht she waz prutty enuf that evin girls likkd her.

ANd why nout? SHe wuz absutloyterly beyootuifull. ov cors peeeoplee wood lurve ehr.

“I’m done, I’m done, I’m DONE!” sang Ino gleefully.

“Except for the reviews,” said Jiraiya. “You have to read the review responses.”

Ino glared at him. “I know!”

sarahlilly95: focurse I no wht plot is!

Adriannrod Svit-Kona Sama: OMG IKNWO RITE??!

catwin: it ztotlly truoe!

emuroo: liek totally

Alicia Kawa Uchiha: wtf Sasuke’s name itsnt Gary! an u sed it yurself sparksly goo is pretty! Gtfo if nu don’t like it don’t reed it!

CandyCoatedCute: omg I lurrrve smeyers! TEMM EDWARD 4EVAR isntit so kewl how teh cvampotires sprakle?

Christ, I feel for Kiba. Can I maybe get more people flaming her? I feel like she has too much support right now…Don’t forget to review both of us!

sarahlilly95: because I have awesome powers of plot.

Adriannrod Svit-Kona Sama: what? how could you ever say Mitsuki-chan’s not unique! (I wholeheartedly agree with you)

iUchibi: Of course not, pfu27 would never split up her perfect couple.

Akizakura: I try. : )

kally-kal: thanks!

SkywardShadow: When they run into Amaya they’ll be bestest friends forever, DUH. fanfiction dot net slash squigglything prettyfairyunicorn27.

catwin: well, I do love to make them suffer.

YellowFlash-x: thanks! not good to make people think you’re insane…then they might start getting ideas…

Thin Air: I enjoy making my favorite blueberry-emo-muffin squirm.

neji’sgirl236: sorry, sorry!

emuroo: don’t worry about it. Someone would probably end up strangling her out of sheer spite before she got far enough to influence anything.

KickAssKunoichi: Maybe she will, maybe she won’t…tomato tomahto.

ManicBlueRose: One or two of them will show up later, yes.

gingystar555: don’t punch babies! They don’t like her either!

Midami Uchiha of the sand: thanks!

craZy goth friendZ: thankzorz. Hobbies are overrated, anyway!

heartbrokenonceagain: glad to know I make people happy.

Kirazu Haruka: thank you!

Althia9: Please, you and I both know that if Itachi spoke l33t, he would be amazing at it. Unicorn-chan also knows this.

Alicia Kawa Uchiha: well, I’m ready when you are!

Shukaku-chan: and I wouldn’t mind getting a hack chapter if you write one.

sunset89raven: come ON, it won’t be that easy! There’s gotta be an exciting battle, and then they get together out of true love! Or as consolation prizes. You choose.

CandyCoatedCute: Don’t talk to me about Twilight. That relationship is just plain unhealthy.

Jo: hope you keep laughing!

CommandoGirl: not sure if that’s actually a compliment, but hey.

MutsumonoSatori: many more horrors are to come.

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