Disclaimer: Dominic Deegan, as well asthe other stories, characters, and games that I have made use of, do not belong to me. I get nothiong from this, aside from a few giggles. Mookie is the great and wonderful creator of D.D. And you should all go read his comic. Now.

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And so my insanity begins...

TELEPORT! WTF? What's a Xwing? My father is WHO?

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Voip what? Who's Gordon Freeman?

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"Welcome to Hellfire Peninsula"

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Whoosh "Um… hi. (Pears at uniform )"SG1…"

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"You will be baked, and there will be cake"

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Crack! "kiill the Sssp… waaiit who'ss the guy iin the ssscaarf?"

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"We are the Borge. You will be assimilated. Your uniqueness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."

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"What's a Ziggy?" And why is it talking to me?"

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"Oh now this is just wrong! The wooden stakes I can cope with. Same with the crossbow. But pompoms!?!"

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Well I hope this is well recieved.