Legend:

(A/N small author's note)

'Thoughts'

"Speech"

"biju & Higher level summon"

'biju & higher level summon'

Jutsu

Song lyrics

Fights

'quote'

"Biju Influenced speech"

"Thought speech"

"Biju talking from inside seal"

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Chapter Three: Co-ops? Mission to Wave: Meeting Zabuza, and Haku

Well on their way towards Wave they, that is to say Sasuke and Aiki, saw a white rabbit and they tossed a kunai at it at the same time causing it to faint, 'Poorrabbit' thought Sakura as she was about to berate Aiki, when smoke, no it was mist covered their field of vision, "Well it seems Kawarimi is out" said a voice and Aiki sighed, "Well, either an out of practice Jounin/chuunin, or a gennin" said Aiki and if they could see the person they would see him sweatdropping at the insult/observation. "Heart, stomach, kidneys, lungs,(etc.) seven points of which I can kill you with" said a disembodied voice(A/N I know that this is not like the original speech but if someone could find it for me(I can't get on Youtube anytime soon) I will fix this).

the two teams made to guard Tazuna when Zabuza appeared, "Ok who is the one who made the joke about me?" he asked and everyone including Haku who was watching sweatdropped, "Um... Me?" said Aiki and Zabuza blinked, "How can they make you a Chuunin, boy? I mean you look like you never seen death" said Zabuza, Kakashi answered that, "He has seen alot of death, prossibly too much" said Kakashi.

Naruko frowned, "I smell your friend" she said as somehow her sense of smell was increased expotentolly, Zabuza laughed, "I'm surprised someone sniffed Haku out, literally" he said as Haku appeared in a shroud of mist, "Zabuza-sama" she said and she bow, "Gomensia" Aiki smirked, "Well it seems you are out of practice" said Sasuke speaking the thought that ran through Aiki's head.

Aiki looked at Haku, "A girl?" he asked and Haku stiffened and Naruko looked at Aiki, "You could smell that too?" she asked looking confused at Aiki's statement and Aiki nodded shrugging, "No I could kinda taste it in the air, that and something telling me she is a girl" replied Aiki much to Haku and Naruko's displeasure though they were ready to fight Naruko and Aiki stood ready as did Sasuke until Zabuza unleased his Killing Intent aka KI and Sasuke froze Aiki and Naruko having felt worse just stood ready drawing their kunai and shuriken respectfully.

'So this is what a jounin is like' thought Sasuke as he stood there slowly bringing his kunai up to stab himself until, "Sasuke, don't worry, I won't let any of you die" said Kakashi. Aiki's sensie just snored causing everyone near him to sweatdrop.

"Ne Kakashi-sensie, should I go wake up Mizuki-sensie(A/N: ok in this story Mizuki is one of the few that see Aiki and Naruko for what they are, the jailors, and he made jounin a while ago)?" asked Aiki scratching the back of his head. "Just go wake him" said Kakashi sweatdropping.

Mizuki did not like being woken up and took it out on Haku whom started to run as per Zabuza's orders. "You know you are annoying" said Haku as she changed directions and got out of the area, but not before putting Mizuki in a near-death state.

"Sensei!" said Aiki as he watched him fall to the ground. "That's it!" said Aiki as he unconsciously started to draw on the snake's youki, Naruko, or rather her tendent started to flood her system with it's youki. "You're going to die" said both jinchuriki as they stared down the 'hunter-nin' and then charged her.

"Fuuton: Atsugai(1)" said Aiki, "Katon: Haisekishou(2)" said Naruko in complete sync with each other. After the ash was caught up in the wind Aiki clicked his teeth causing a huge explosion, "HAKU!!" shouted Zabuza as he watched the girl being burned, "Guess that happens when you mess with Aiki's sensei and you aren't him, or Naruko..." sweatdropped Kakashi. "Damn them!" said Zabuza sstarting to go through handseals when he was slamed against a tree by Naruko, "You hurt him and I will kill you!" she said her eyes demonic, raising his weapon Zabuza felt his hand get grabbed, "You hurt her and I will give you the slowest and most painful death" said Aiki his voice stern and unweavering. 'Shit' thought Zabuza as he instintively kick both the chuunin, and Genin away, "Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu(3)" said Zabuza trying to stay alive as he then ran from the area only to meet Kakashi, "I see your future, and it is death" said Kakshi before stabbing the missing nin in the heart.

"Kakashi..." said Aiki as the demonic chakra left him, "Sorry, Aiki, but you were going to draw it out, and I can't watch a man go through what you, who I might add should know better, Naruko I could understand but you? Sorry getting off track, but you should know better" said Kakashi as he walked over to Mizuki and carefully removed the Senpon, "What-" started Mizuki and Kakashi started to sigh.

"Aiki what happened?" asked Mizuki, Aiki looked sheepish as did Naruko, "Ahh so that's what happened" said Mizuki as he tried to stand but then fell down, "Damn it! stupid nuke-nin" he said.

Well that ends this chapter I hope you enjoyed it read and review please

Hello and welcome to the Interview with Naruko

Writer: Hello Naruko, how are you feeling?

Naruko: Good I guess, and this is a weird story you know that?

W: Yeah, point?

N: Just checking

W: Hiroshima Namikaze asks: do you two know about the bijuus in you? I mean mizuki had to tell you guys right?

N: Wait... WHAT!? THERE ARE BIJUU IN US!!

W: I guess that-

N: -laughs- Yes we know, I couldn't resist pranking you

W: WHY I OUTTA!!

Aiki: OK time to go! See ya later. Next time it is Mizuki-sensei who is interviewed so send in those reviews