Here is the long awaited for, sequel! This is the first chapter, and like Ask Aunt Emmett, I am taking questions/ideas. Hope you like it!

Dear Auntie Jasper,

Are you emo?

Love,

Jasper’s emo

Dear Jasper’s emo,

I’M NOT EMO! Just because your name is Jasper’s emo making me say that I’m emo doesn’t mean that I am! I’ll prove to you that I’m not emo!

In the park…

As I was skipping threw the park, two started to whisper to each other, “Why is that emo kid skipping?”

“I’M NOT EMO!” I yelled in their face.

“Suurree. Then why do you shop at Hot Topics?” they asked.

“Because Hot Topics is a cool store! Wait, how do you know I shop at Hot Topics?” I asked.

“We’re stalkers.” They said.

I then decided to leave them alone to their stalking duties, and keep skipping through the park.

“Is that a new emo fad?” asked a group of emo kids, to each other. Then they started skipping behind me.

“I AM NOT EMO!!!” I yelled, again.

“Then why do you have scars all over your arm?” they asked.

“They are bite marks!” I screamed.

“So biting is the new cutting? Awesome!” they said, biting themselves.

Back at the Cullen house…

“You guys don’t think I’m emo, right?” I asked.

“We still love you either way.” Said Esme.

“Not me! I hate emo kids!” said Emmett.

“Emmett you tried to commit suicide and apparently you were emo when you were first a vampire.

“So, then I hate myself?” asked Emmett, “Then what’s the point of living?”

Then, Rosalie came up to me and slapped me across the face. “How dare you turn my husband into an emo like you!” yelled Rosalie. Alice then slapped Rose.

“How dare you slap my husband!” yelled Alice.

“Cat fight!” yelled Emmett. Then both Rosalie and Alice slapped Emmett.

“Meow!” he replied.

Back to letter…

Ok, I know everyone thinks I’m emo. But I’m not Emo! Don’t listen to strangers, or your family, or your friends. Just keep repeating to yourself, Jasper is not Emo!

-Jasper

I know it is short, but it’s the first chapter. If people like it, I will keep going.