How to Crossdress... with Dark Mousy

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel

Warning: Contains Yaoi to some extent, but Idk about having a lemon or anything...

Pairing: DaisukeXDark

"Oh Crap! How am I going to get out of this." Dark thinks laying in Daisuke's bed as Daisuke was doing homework

"It's your own fault. You shouldn't have been such a womanizer you wouldn't have had to made up an excuse for not going on a date with Risa." Daisuke says writing on his homework sheet. Dark and Daisuke been separated for about a year now and Dark alway seems to complain about all his fangirls "Besides I'm interested in who is your girlfriend, that you're taking to the dance this friday." Daisuke says teasingly

"I don't know. I could easily get one in time, but I don't want to date her for one night." Dark says sadly and Daisuke gives a laugh

"What the difference in taking her to a date and womanizing her?" Daisuke says and Dark scoffs

"That two very different things." Dark says sitting up boredly "So Daisuke are you going to the Dance?" He says curiously and Daisuke shakes his head

"I've got no one to take." Daisuke says boredly and Dark nods

'Poor Dai, he's still upset over Riku.' Dark thinks when an idea poped in his head "Hey Daisuke!" Dark says cheerfully as he pulled Daisuke in a hug

"Ah? Yes, Dark?" Daisuke says uncomfertablily in Dark's arm

"You look a lot like a girl..." Dark says with a mischievous grin

"What are you... NO WAY!" Daisuke yells pushing Dark off of him "There's no way that I'm being a girl, just because you're stupid enought to tell Risa you already had a date!" Daisuke says angery at Dark

"Please Daisuke! No matter what I do this girl won't leave me alone! I've told her that I didn't like her. I told her she needed to get a life. I even told I was going to get a restraining order!" Dark says annoyedly

"So why don't you?" Daisuke says annoyedly

"Because if I did she'd just find ways around it!" Dark says "Please Daisuke! I swear I will never ask anything else of you if you spend one night with me pretending to be a girl!" Dark says clinging to Daisuke's leg pleadingly

"FINE! JUST GET THE HELL OFF!" Daisuke says as Dark lets go of his leg and pulls him into a big hug

"YES! THANK YOU!" Dark yells squeezing the life out of Daisuke

"L... Let me... GO!" Daisuke says gasping for breath as Dark drops him and starts digging in their closet "What are doing now?" Daisuke says as Dark pulls the wig Daisuke wore for the Ice and Snow play and some random girls clothing

"Put this on." Dark says sternly and Daisuke looks at him like he was crazy

"Where did you get women's clothing?" Daisuke says worriedly

"I'll explain later, just put it on. I've got to bring my date to the school when I buy the tickets. Please Daisuke. If you don't do this we won't be able to get Risa off my back, and she'll keep harrassing you to get to me." Dark says poutingly and Daisuke sighs as he stips down to his boxers and goes to put the shirt on "Wait you need to put this on first." Dark says pulling a bra on Daisuke and stuffing it with some weird pad thing in side them "Okay now put the shirt on like this..." Dark says pulling the shirt over Daisuke's head. Then he pulled pantyhoes on Daisuke, and a skirt that whent to the middle of Daisuke's shins. Then pulled these knee high boots that had chains hanging on them. Dark put on of his old Theifing necklaces around Daisuke's neck and pulled out a little pink box that was hidden in the closet

"Um... Dark what's that?" Daisuke says nervously as Dark forces him down in a chair

.:Several moments later:.

"Bye Emiko! Me and Daisuke are going to go get our Tickets for the dance!" Dark says quickily pulling Daisuke out of the house. Emiko had to do a double take at Daisuke because he could have sworn he had long hair and looked completely gothic

"Dark! This is humiliating!" Daisuke cries as Dark pulls him toward the train sation

"You look amazing Dai." Dark says happily as they stop at the train and Daisuke's long hair falls into his face and Dark pulls it behind his ears "Really you do... I believe me." Dark says cupping his cheek lovingly running his fingers across Daisuke's lip lightly

"Mr. Dark!" A shrieking voice calls as Dark sighs annoyedly

"So close..." Dark says pulling away and Daisuke just gaped at what Dark just said as Risa grabed onto Dark's arm

"Mr. Dark! Do you want to go get out tickets with me to the Dance." Risa says and for some reason Daisuke gave Risa the coldest glare

'God it has to be the clothing, but if I'm pretending to be Darks girlfriend I miswell do it right.' Daisuke thinks putting his hands on Dark's shoulder gaining Dark's attention

"Dark-chan, who's this girl? Is she one of your many fans?" Daisuke says running his finger that had black fake nails on them, threw Dark's purple hair and Risa glares at him and Dark pushes Risa off and puts his arms on Daisuke's waist

"Yeah. I keep telling her that I promised to take you to the Dance." Dark says and Risa get a envious look

"That's the girl you've been rejecting Me for?" Risa says not believing that a goth girl with no curves would even qualify

'Bitch what are you talking about?' Daisuke says confusedly

"That's right... We've been dating for months. That's why I never want to go on a date with you cause I'm always with this cutie right here." Dark says and Risa's faced Daisuke her eyes completely cold and hateful

"Really? Is... ...Is that so?" Risa says struggling to stay calm

"Ah? Ya.. Yeah." Daisuke says feeling Darks hand above his private area and a blush formed on his face

"Well... The train's here. I best be going." Risa says coldly walking away "Oh and I'll be looking forward to seeing you at the Dance Mr. Dark." Risa says romantically as she enters the Train

"Shall we go?" Dark says and Daisuke nods slightly blushing embarrassedly

"Dark do you have to keep you're hand so low." Daisuke mumbles blushing and Dark puts his hand on Daisuke's shoulder

"Sorry. I do that to most girls, I kinda forgot it was you." Dark says giving a nervous laugh

"It's alright, but I don't think we're out of the fire yet. Risa's watching us." Daisuke says calmly and Dark laughs

"I kinda figured that she would try." Dark says leaning his lips to Daisuke's ear "Lets give her a show, Daisuke." Dark says grazing his lips against Daisuke's ear causing Daisuke to gasp

"Dark... I don't think we should put stuff like this out in the open." Daisuke says as Dark kisses his neck

"Risa can read lips... Choose your words wisely." Dark says tilting Daisuke's face toward him and pressed his lips against Daisuke's soft gental lips. Daisuke was shocked as his face went a blaze as he pushed away and pouted

"Dark-chan! I told you don't mess up my lipstick if you're going to kiss me, m'kay." Daisuke says suprisingly staying in Character as Dark smirked and put his hands on Daisuke's waist

'Daisuke... I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist to kiss you. I can't believe I've fallen in love with you, after all you're my former Tamer.' Dark thinks sadly gazing at Daisuke who was playing with his wig making it look like he was trying to fix is as if it was messed up "If you keep acting like that, I won't be able to resist messing up your make up Dai-chan." Dark says pulling Daisuke closer and Daisuke let out a whimper "Do you like that?" Dark whisper in Daisuke's ear

"Dark... People are staring, and your knees becoming unbearable, please move it." Daisuke says embarrassedly

"Relax it's not the bad, it'd be even worse if you were waring a pair of jeans... Next time I might put you in a short skirt, so I can do this where no one sees it!" Dark says running his fingers up Daisuke's thighs causing Daisuke to gasp at the feeling going threw his body

"Oh God... What the hell are you doing?" Daisuke says hiding his flustered face in Dark's chest

"Just giving Risa a real good show, and you a good time. I want to make you dressing up for me worth your time." Dark says and Daisuke gasps again as Dark slips his fingers against Daisuke's inner thigh

"Please stop." Daisuke whispers as he shudders slightly "Dark." Daisuke whimpers as the train stops and Risa gets off. Dark sighs sadly as he pulls away from a very flustered, very aroused Daisuke "Damn Bastard... I told you to stop." Daisuke says with tears in his eyes

"Sorry Dai, but we have to get rid of Risa. Don't you get annoyed when she clings to you talking non-stop about me? And her wanting to be with me?" Dark says calmly staring at Daisuke

"But everybody is staring at us know." Daisuke says as Dark cups his cheek

"I don't really care." Dark says going to kiss Daisuke, but he pushes away and pouts causing Dark to smile and laugh slightly