Hey, guys. JJAPrice15 here! Anyways, this is kinda unexpected, but I decided to do an Aladdin parody.

By the way, I own nothing in this story. Especially the cartoon characters and movie, Aladdin. Everyone and everything belongs to their respective owners. Here’s the cast:

Aladdin: Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Extra: Syrus Truesdale (Yu-Gi-Oh!GX), Konoka Konoe (Negima!), Ben Tennyson (Ben 10), Terra (Teen Titans), Sakura Avalon (Cardcaptors), Wrath (Full Metal Alchemist) and MiniMandy (Grim Tales)

Jasmine: Misaki Suzuhara (Angelic Layer)

Abu: Shippo (InuYasha), Kero (Cardcaptors), Pikachu (Pokemon), Veemon (Digimon), Timon & Pumbaa (Lion King)

Sultan: Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist)

Jafar: Paul (Pokemon), Xemnas (Kingdom Hearts 2) and Chigusa Amagasaki (Negima!) (A/N: Paul is the main Jafar, and Xemnas and Chigusa are extras, and his parents)

Iago: and Iago (stays the same)

Carpet: Dojo (Xiaolin Showdown)

Genie: JJAPrice15 A.K.A. Jacob Price (Me), Rena (.hack/Legend of the Twilight) and Sora Naegino (Kaleido Star)

Storyteller: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

People that Naruto will meet while running from the gaurds: Sora, Riku and Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Prince: Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Thief: Skinner (Ratatouille)

Captain of the gaurd: Pete (Disney/Kingdom Hearts)

Gaurds: Various Characters

Raja: Simba (Lion King)

Others: Will be shown throughout the fic.

Now, on with the show!

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A bald, yellow skinned man was riding a camel. He wore a white shirt, blue pants and black shoes. He was Homer Simpson. As the camel walked, Homer began to sing.

Homer: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place

Where the caravan dogs roam

Where it's flat and immense

And the heat is intense

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east

And the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down

Stop on by

Hop an air board and fly

To another Cartoonanian night

Cartoonanian nights

Like Cartoonanian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Cartoonanian nights

'Neath Cartoonanian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the dunes

Homer dismounted the camel, who collapsed, panting heavily.

A girl named Jinmay and a beagle named Snoopy almost passed by. Jinmay and Snoopy stopped when Homer saw him.

“Ah! Salaam and good evening to ya, worthy friend!” Homer greeted, “Please. Please, Come closer.”

Jinmay came a yard closer while Snoopy came right into Homer's face.

“D’oh! Uh- too close. A little too close.” Homer pointed out.

"Oops. Sorry." Snoopy apologized as backed away a foot from Homer.

“There. Welcome to Cartoonia. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down!”

As Homer said this, he got a stand out with a few items.

“Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes!” Homer said as he got a contraption out, “Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries.”

“It will not break!” Homer continued as he tapped it on the counter, “Will not—“

The contraption then fell apart as Homer said, “D’oh! It broke. Ooohhh! Look at this!”

Homer then pulled out a Tupperware; “I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen.”

He pried the Tupperware open a bit and he blew a raspberry.

“Ah, still good.” Homer said.

Jinmay and Snoopy looked at each other with unimpressed faces and then walked off.

“Wait! Don’t go, you little--!” Homer exclaimed, and Jinmay and Snoopy stopped where they were.

“I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.” Homer said, “I think you would be most rewarded to consider...this.”

Homer then pulled what looked like a golden teapot out of his own pants pocket and showed it to Snoopy, who then looked oddly at the yellow-skinned man.

"What's so special about it?" Jinmay asked irritably, "It's just a stupid teapot."

“Actually, it's a magic lamp. So don't be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.” Homer explained.

“So it’s an old oil lamp! Big deal!” Jinmay said, still unimpressed, “Come on, Snoopy.”

Snoopy nodded in agreement and he and Jinmay began to walk off again, but Homer stopped them yet again.

“This is no ordinary lamp!” Homer exclaimed, and he explained, “It once changed the course of a young boy's life. A boy who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.”

Jinmay and Snoopy then got interested looks on their face and they sat in front of Homer, and wanted to listen to what he had in store for them.

“So you would like to hear the tale?” Homer asked, and Jinmay nodded in response, “Woo hoo! Okay.”

He then poured some shiny dust into the palm of his own hand and he threw the dust up into the sky, where it formed a starry nightscape.

Homer then began, “It begins on a dark night, where a dark family waits, with a dark purpose.”

It was nighttime in a desert. 3 people were getting impatient. The first one was thirty two-year-old man with spiky, silver-hair, orange eyes, a cruel look, and a white cloak with black markings on it. He was Xemnas.

The second one was a thirty-year-old woman with black hair and violet eyes. She wore a gray kimono and a red shirt and gray pants under it. She was also wearing glasses and white shoes. This was Xemnas’ wife, Chigusa Amagasaki.

The third one was a sixteen-year-old boy with purple hair and black eyes. He wore a green shirt underneath a black and purple jacket, grey pants and purple/black shoes. He was Xemnas and Chigusa’s son, Paul.

With them was a red-feathered parrot with blue feathers on the tip of his wings and purple tail feathers. He was Iago, who was on Paul shoulder.

Then, a short chef with a small mustache and black hair came up to them while riding on a horse. He wears a chef's hat, a chef coat, an apron, black pants, and black shoes. He was Chef Skinner. When he finally was in front of Xemnas, Chigusa and Paul, he stopped and jumped off of the horse.

“You are late, Skinner.” Xemnas said.

Skinner then said, “A thousand apologies, O’ patient ones.”

Chigusa asked, “You have it, then?”

“I had to persuade some other villains, but I got it.” Skinner said, getting half of a medallion out of his pants pocket.

Paul reached out for it, but Skinner took it back.

“Uh-uh-uh! The treasure.” Skinner said.

Iago zoomed past Skinner and snatched the half medallion, hurting the former chef’s hand.

“Yowch!” Skinner yelled as he clenched his hurt hand with his other hand.

Iago flew to Paul, handing the half medallion to him.

“Trust me, my french friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.” Paul said.

“What’s coming to you.” Iago said in Parrot language.

Paul then took out the second half of the medallion and put the two halves of the medallion together, and then, the medallion flew from his hands off into the desert.

“Quickly!” Xemnas yelled.

“Follow that trail!” Chigusa shouted.

Paul, Chigusa and Xemnas got on their horses and rode after the medallion while Iago flew. Skinner got back on his horse and followed.

The five started following the glowing speck of light.

“Faster!” Paul shouted.

The five chased the medallion, until it reached a large dune. It separated into two and the halves plunged into the dune. All that remained were two glowing points of light on the dune. But then, the dune began to rise up, transforming into a giant lion's head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes. The five got off their horses.

“At last, after all our years of searching.” Paul said, amazed along with his parents.

“The cave of wonders.” He, Xemnas and Chigusa finished in unison.

“Cave of Wonders!” Iago said in parrot language, looking at the cave in amazement.

“Sacre Bleu!” Skinner exclaimed.

Paul then turned towards Skinner and held him by the shirt.

"Now, remember:" Paul explained, "Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine."

He then lets go of Skinner, who then turned towards the cave and chuckled fiendishly as he walked towards the cave.

“The lamp! The lamp!” Iago said in Parrot language, then said in human language, “Geez! Where'd you dig this bozo up?”

“Shh.” Paul said.

“I hope you didn’t make a mistake in trusting him, my son.” Chigusa said.

“Prehaps we should enjoy the show.” Xemnas said.

The four turned back towards Skinner, who was about to enter, but he was blown away by the cave's roar. Literally.

“Who disturbs my slumber?” The cave demanded.

“It- it is I, Skinner.” Skinner said, “A humble chef.”

“Know this. Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.” The cave explained.

Skinner turned towards Xemnas, Chigusa and Paul, and shrugged.

“What are you waiting for? Go on!” Paul said impatiently.

“We’ll wait for your success.” Xemnas said.

“Now, I must warn you: This cave would really play rough. So, be ready.” Chigusa said.

Skinner nodded.

“If I have to risk my life to try to enter, so be it.” Skinner said to himself.

He then moved one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he planted his foot down, and waited for something to happen. Luckily, nothing happened. Relieved, Titan began his trek again. Then another roar came. Skinner turned back, but the cave's mouth slammed shut and the dune collapsed back to normal. All that was left were the two halves of the medallion.

“Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough.” The voice of the cave said.

Xemnas, Chigusa, Paul and Iago dusted themselves off, and Iago was really ticked off.

“I can't believe it!” Iago shouted in an aggravated mood, “I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it!”

He then pulled some of his feathers off from his body as he continued, “Look at this. Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!”

Iago then flew to paul, Chigusa and Xemnas, and handed the two halves of the medallion to Paul, who said, as Iago landed on his shoulder, “Patience, Iago, patience. Skinner was obviously less than worthy.”

“It seems we underestimated the cave’s words.” Xemnas said.

“Well, there’s no need to be aggressive, so we decided to let him go.” Chigusa said.

"Oh, there's a big surprise!" Iago yelled, being extremely sarcastic, "That’s an incredi- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What’re we gonna do?! We got a big problem here! A big-"

He got cut off when Paul clamped his beak shut. Then, he let’s go, and said, “Yes, Iago. Only one may enter.”

“We must find this one... this... diamond in the rough.” Xemnas said.

“How do you propose we get to that person?” Chigusa asked.

“It’s no problem.” Paul said, “Mother, Father, just leave it to me.”

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Well, that's chapter one. Next chapter, you'll see who is playing Aladdin and Abu. If you already know, then it’s cool. Until then, review away. But no flames or destructive criticism are allowed.