Here is another Nicktoon short which I co-wrote with S.. I got the idea from watching a PowerPuff Girls episode when Mojo Jojo was taking care of the Girls. A little plot…

Plot: The parents of Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, and SpongeBob are going to dinner together as a quadruped date. So Timmy's dad mindlessly calls...The Evil Syndicate! Now it's up to the Nicktoons to get rid of their more eviler baby-sitters, and to do hard it to show them how taking care of kids can be difficult, even with these smart and worldly kids.

Here is the story now. Hope you read & review!

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Nicktoons Unite: The Babysitters

In the city of Dimmsdale, one of our fellow Nicktoon heroes, Timmy Turner, with his fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, as his goldfish, watch his mom and dad running frantically back and forth. “Late!” Timmy’s dad cried, “We’re late! We’re late! We’re late!”

“I told you they’re coming soon, dear,” Timmy’s mom said to him in a beautiful red dress.

“What’s going on Timmy?” Wanda wondered.

“Ever since my parents meet Jimmy, Danny, and SpongeBob’s parents, they wanna do this quadruped date or something, wanting to hang out or know each other,” Timmy explained.

Timmy’s dad quickly runs to the bathroom at the sink, working quickly. “Gotta hurry! Gotta hurry!” He brushes his teeth, then grabs his deodorant off the counter and smears it into his hair. Next he picks up a can of hair spray and squirts himself under each arm, while still wearing his black suit.

Timmy and his mom were waiting on foot when Timmy’s dad arrives with the mess still on him. “Okay! I’m ready!” Timmy’s dad smiled.

That’s when the door bell rang. Timmy walks and answers it to show Jimmy, Danny, and SpongeBob with their mom and dads, where the dads have the same mess on like Timmy’s dad which is the deodorant on hair, hairspray on arm pits, and toothpaste foam on mouth. “Sorry we were late,” Jack Fenton said.

“We hurried as fast as we can, “Hugh Neutron said.

“Right…” Timmy said in sarcasm smirking with his Nicktoons friends.

“Is the babysitter with you?” Timmy’s mom wondered.

“Mrs. Turner, why can’t I baby sit Jimmy and Timmy?” Danny suggested, “I am 14 you know.”

”Plus, this adult here, SpongeBob, is ready to help out his best friend!” SpongeBob saluted.

“Sorry Danny,” Maddie said, “But remember the last time when you guys were in charge of Jimmy and Timmy?”

The Nicktoons think and have a flashback. Cosmo was happy. “Yay! Flashback!” he cheered.

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Flashback:

Danny and SpongeBob wave to Timmy’s parents as they leave and the two are taking care of Timmy. “Good luck guys! Remember to take care of Timmy and his friend Jimmy!” Timmy’s mom called.

“We will!” Danny called and turns to his friends, “So what do you wanna do?”

“I don’t know. It’s really boring now,” Timmy moaned.

“Well, I was working on my experiments,” Jimmy said with some of his lab equipment on the kitchen counter, “I’m trying to make a cure for the chicken pox.”

“Let me help Jimmy!” SpongeBob smiled and grabs a test tube with red liquid, “You pour these stuff into this beaker right?”

“No SpongeBob!” Jimmy cried flailing his arms as SpongeBob was about to pour the test tube into the beaker with green liquid, “Don’t pour that-“

Outside the Turner House, there was a huge explosion inside.

End Flashback.

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“Oh yeah,” SpongeBob remembered, “Sorry for that Jimmy.”

“It’s okay,” Jimmy said, “But I think it’s worse when Vicky is gonna baby sit us.”

“I wouldn’t worry about that,” Timmy smirked.

“How come?” Jimmy wondered.

“That’s cuz Vicky is on vacation to Europe, like what Timmy said,” Timmy’s mom told, “Right Timmy?”

Danny and Timmy look at each other and smirk, starting to have a flashback again. “Yay! More flashbacks!” Cosmo cheered again.

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Flashback:

“Why are we here again?” Vicky wondered who was in the Fenton Lab with Danny and Timmy.

“Cuz, I heard this is a portal to go to um…El Dorado, the city of gold!” Timmy said.

”I think you watch too many movies lately,” Danny whispered.

“Really?” Vicky asked eagerly with greed.

“Yeah!” Timmy said and ties a blindfold around Vicky, “Just put this blindfold on and away you go!”

“Why am I wearing this?” the blindfolded Vicky wondered, “I can’t see any-“ Then Danny kicks Vicky into the Ghost Portal as she floats helplessly in the Ghost Zone, “Hey! Why do I feel like I’m floating? Help! HELP!!!”

Timmy and Danny smile at each other and high-five.

End of Flashback.

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“Let’s just hope the new babysitter isn’t gonna wonder off to another uni-uh…I mean another country by now,” Danny said.

“Honey? Did you call the babysitter yet?” Timmy’s mom asked.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Timmy’s dad said, pressing random buttons on the phone in the kitchen, “Hello? I need a babysitter for a bucktoothed boy, a big headed kid, some tall prepubescent teenager, and some kid in a sponge costume. Bye!”

“Hey! I’ve totally hit puberty!” Danny snapped angrily, obliviously offended, “I have proof!”

“I DON’T wanna know!” Jimmy shouted.

“Sorry sweetie, you may not be the babysitter, but you still gonna watch them,” Maddie said to Danny.

“Okay Mom,” Danny smiled as the parents hug him.

“Remember dear to brush before you take nighty night,” SpongeBob’s mom said.

“Right Mom!” SpongeBob said kissing his mom and dad.

“Always listen to the babysitter coming,” Judy said to Jimmy.

“Gotcha,” Jimmy said giving a thumbs up.

“And remember to be good to the babysitter,” Timmy’s mom said.

“Like with Vicky,” Timmy’s dad mentions.

“Sure thing Dad,” Timmy said smirking a bit.

“Bye kids! See you soon!” the parents waved and left the house. The Nicktoons peek through the window to see them heading into the Fenton RV and Jack drives off to their dinner at a fancy restaurant.

The boys look at each other. “Who do you think the babysitter will be?” SpongeBob wondered.

"I'm not sure," Jimmy replied. "But I'm sure it's someone who's nice and will do an excellent job in taking care of us."

"And let's hope he's better than Vicky," Timmy said.

Suddenly, the door bell rings. Timmy opens the door and he and his friends gasped. They saw Calamitous, Crocker, Plankton, and Vlad standing at the door with evil smirks. "Vlad Masters?!" Danny yelled in shocked.

"Denzel Crocker?!" Timmy asked.

"Plankton?!" SpongeBob asked in shock.

“Calamitous?!” Jimmy shouted.

“That is correct!” Plankton answered.

“Us, the Evil Syndicate as…YOUR BABYSITTERS!” Calamitous pointed out.

The boys look at the Syndicate oddly. "How did you get to be our babysitters?" SpongeBob wondered.

"What does it matter to you children?" Crocker asked. "We are now the ones who will be babystitting you babies! Which means YOU WILL LISTEN TO US! FAIRIES!!!”

"Hey! We are not babies!" Timmy pointed out.

"And we will NOT be babysat by you!" Danny said.

“So what? We are in charge of you,” Calamitous said, “You will obey EVERY COMMAND! We give the orders—and you will follow them! Therefore, we order you to help us…TAKE OVER THE WORLDS!!” The villains laugh evilly as lightning strikes. They stop. "Now...any questions?" Calamitous asked.

The Nicktoons were silent, until SpongeBob raises his hand. "Yeah, what is it?" Plankton asked.

"I gotta go to the bathroom!" SpongeBob told.

The Syndicate look at the sponge oddly. "Please!" SpongeBob said whimpering, "I really gotta GO!!!"

Vlad groaned in annoyance. "Fine, but make it quick."

"Wait!" Timmy said raising his hand, "I gonna go to the bathroom also!"

"Uh..." Then, Jimmy and Danny raise their hands too. "Us also," Jimmy respond.

"Fine," Calamitous said, "What's with you children, having a bladder problem? Just go and then...WE TAKE OVER THE WORLDS!!!!"

Jimmy put on a nervous but convincing grin and said, "Sure thing, we'll just be a minute." He then rushed off with the others.

The Nicktoons quickly dash into the bathroom. Timmy locks the door and turns to the sponge, "Good idea SpongeBob for the idea that we can have a meeting without the Syndicate knowing."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," SpongeBob said whining, "But I really gotta go!"

Danny frowned and turned to Jimmy and Timmy. "Guys, what are we supposed to do with the Syndicate in charge of us now?"

"I don't know," Jimmy said, "We have to think of a plan. And fast!"

Then, they hear a flushing noise and SpongeBob walks to them relieved. "Thanks for not looking," SpongeBob said zipping his fly, "And I say, we beat the heck outta those guys!"

"But our parents said we have to be good to the babysitter, even if they're evil," Jimmy said, "And if we call them, the Syndicate can find out and our parents can be in more trouble!"

"Well, we can't actually be in the care of the Syndicate," Danny mentioned. "For one thing they're evil, they have no parenting skills, and they're...well, evil."

"Hmmm..." Timmy pondered, "Seems like we need to find the answers to our problem and for that is to...WATCH TELEVISION!!!!"

Then, Cosmo and Wanda poof in. "Here, use my radioactive TV remote, which makes hair fall!" Cosmo smiled with his green glowing remote.

Then Wanda poofs in a mini TV. Timmy takes the remote from Cosmo and turns on the TV, which his hair falls off, and so does Danny, Jimmy, Cosmo, and Wanda's hair.

"You guys kinda look cool bald." SpongeBob mentioned.

"Not funny!" Timmy said as the fairies use their magic to get everyone's hair back. They turn to the TV to see what was happening.

On the T.V. they see a show with a bunch of screaming kids. It also shows a girl babysitter very worne out and tired, trying to take care of the kids. "AGGH!! I hate babysitting!" the babysitter screamed, "Tommy! Quit biting the dog! Enough TV Chuckie! Don't spit that food Kimi!" She pats the baby but the baby barfs on her, "AAHHH!!! I want my MOMMY!!!"

Jimmy suddenly smiled. "Guys, that's it!"

"What? We cry and scream like that babysitter?" Timmy guessed.

"It's just like Danny said. The Syndicate have no parenting skills whatsoever, and if we be the annoying little kids we are claimed to be, then we can drive them to total insanity," Jimmy said.

"It's weird, it's crazy, and it's turns our babysitters into total nutcases," Danny realized, "I like this plan already!"

Outside the bathroom, the Syndicate are waiting for the Nicktoons. "Blast, what is taking them so long?" Vlad asked as he looked at his watch.

"Children, you better be quick, before..." Calamitous began but then the door opens to show the boys, "There you are children," he smiled.

The Nicktoons look at each other and smirk. "Not so fast..." Timmy began, "First...we wanna eat!"

"What?" Calamitous asked.

“WE’RE HUNGRY!!” SpongeBob screamed.

Crocker looked confused. "But..."

"We're not taking over any worlds until we eat." Danny said.

“Perhaps you did not hear us,” Calamitous said but the Nicktoons jump up in his face, and he falls to the floor.

“DINNERTIME!!” the boys smiled.

"Okay, okay, okay," Plankton said, "If you want dinner, you will get dinner. But after you eat, you will without hesitation help us take over!”

"That depends..." Jimmy said. "What are you gonna cook us?"

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Soon, Danny, Jimmy, Timmy, and SpongeBob were at the kitchen table and the Syndicate were standing next to the counter. "Okay..." Plankton said, "Let's see what your par-"

Timmy winks at his friends and shouted, "I want ice cream!"

"What?" the Syndicate wondered.

“Ice cream is after dinner,” Crocker said.

"I want macaroni and cheese!" Jimmy yelled.

"No! Make tacos!" SpongeBob shouted.

"I want a sandwich!" Danny shouted.

"But..." Calamitous began.

"We each want our own meal!" Timmy yelled, "I want ice cream, Jimmy wants Mac and Cheese, Danny wants a sandwich, and SpongeBob wants tacos! JUST DO IT!!"

"Fine!" Vlad reluctantly said. "We'll each make you your own meal!"

Then, they made the meals. Vlad gives Danny a sandwich, Calamitous gives Jimmy his macaroni and cheese, Crocker gives Timmy his ice cream, and Plankton gives SpongeBob his tacos. "Good," Calamitous said, "Now finish your meal so that we-"

Suddenly, a Jimmy throws his meal and smacks Calamitous in the face. "You put too much cheese in this!" Jimmy yelled out.

Calamitous got mad. "Why, you-"

Suddenly Timmy knocks the ice-cream down. "You forgot the hot fudge!"

"Sorry," Crocker said taking the hot fudge.

"Hey!" Danny snapped, "I wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!"

Vlad quickly replaced the sandwich with what Danny wanted, "Here."

SpongeBob complained, "And this taco does not have spicy meat on it!"

Plankton jumps on the table and puts hot sauce on the taco. "Happy now?"

Calamitous has Jimmy's meal but the boy genius turned away. "Too much macaroni!" he said.

"And you forgot to cut the crust off." Danny pointed out.

Vlad quickly cuts the crust off Danny's sandwich and Calamitous takes away the macaroni from Jimmy's meal. "Hey! Where's the sprinkles here?" Timmy asked looking at his ice cream, "I want it now! And whip cream!"

"And don't forget to add the lettuce to my taco!" SpongeBob pointed.

Plankton puts lettuce on the taco and Crocker puts whip cream, sprinkles, and a red cherry on Timmy's ice cream. "Hey I hate cherry!" Timmy yelled, "I HATE IT! I HATE IT! Cherry gives me hives! Are you trying to kill me?!"

"Very well, Turner." Crocker said as he plucked the cherry off.

"Does all this satisfy your pleasures now?" Plankton asked them.

The boys think and sec and give a thumbs up. They take their meals and ate it. The Syndicate sighs in relief, but then chewed up food spat in their faces. The Nicktoons coughed and gagged. "That was disgusting!" Jimmy yelled out, "I hate macaroni and cheese!"

"Yeah, this food stinks!" SpongeBob shouted.

"Don't you know how much we..." Vlad began.

"VIDEO GAME TIME!!!" the boys yelled out.

"But..."

"Did you hear us? We wanna play! Set up the V-Cube!!!" Danny yelled out, "Set it up NOW!!!"

"Perhaps you didn't understand us the first time," Plankton said. "We ordered you to..."

"WE WANNA PLAY!!!!" Timmy yelled.

"Don't make us scream!" Jimmy threatened.

"Alright, if it'll make you all be quiet!" Crocker shouted.

"Good!" SpongeBob said.

"Now get your butts into it!" Danny yelled out. The Syndicate quickly leave the kitchen and head into the living room. Danny turns and smiles at his friends. "This is fun. I like being a brat."

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Soon, the V-Cube was set up and everyone was in the living room. "Okay, we start the games and then take over," Calamitous said,

"Wanna play with us?" Jimmy asked.

Calamitous denied saying, "I do not play childish..."

"Play with us! Play with us! PLAY WITH US!!!" SpongeBob begged.

"You better play with him." Danny mentioned. "It's your job to keep him happy."

"Fine," Vlad said taking a controller, "We'll play your stupid games."

Then, SpongeBob grabs the controller from him. "Hey! That's my controller! Get your own!" The Syndicate notices Timmy, Jimmy, SpongeBob, and Danny have the only four video game controllers.

"How are we supposed to play when you have the game controllers?" Crocker asked them.

"Don't worry," Timmy smirked, "We got special controllers for you..." He takes out four video game helmets to hand to the Syndicate.

The Syndicate put on the helmets and they disappear. They reappear again, only in electronic black suits or something.

"What's going on here?" Calamitous wondered.

Unknown to them, they were inside the game. The Nicktoons see this and smile taking out their controllers. "Game Objection...Take out Syndicate!" Jimmy said and plays the game. Inside the game, Calamitous screams as a spiky mace was about to hit him.

"Take that! And that!" SpongeBob shouted as he jumped with the controller. "And THAT!" Plankton tried dodging all the blast that were firing at him.

"Haha!" Timmy rapidly pushes buttons. Crocker keeps swimming away from a giant lobster.

"Die you crazed fruit loop! DIE!!" Danny smirked with his controller. Vlad was lucky, cause he can fly away and turn intangible from the obstacles.

"ENOUGH!" Vlad shouted at the Nicktoons. Suddenly the Syndicate appeared out of the game and Vlad smashed the V-Cube into pieces.

"Hey! That was mine!" Timmy mentioned angrily.

Danny also mentioned, "And we didn't even finished the game."

"Game over!" Calamtious shouted.

"Okay! Let's do another game!" SpongeBob smiled taking out blindfolds and wraps it on the villains as they couldn't see."

"What ridiculous game is this?" Vlad asked.

"Our favorite!" Jimmy smiled, "Blind Marco Polo!"

"To win the game is to find Danny and Timmy!" SpongeBob explained.

"Alright, but as soon as we find them, we're taking over the worlds." Crocker said.

Danny changed into ghost form and phased through the ceiling and Timmy ran into another room. "Ready? Set? GO!!" Jimmy said and he and SpongeBob help lead the Syndicate. "Marco!" Jimmy called.

Danny appears intangible from the ceiling upside down. "Polo!"

"Marco!" SpongeBob called.

Timmy peeks from the kitchen. "Polo!"

"Hey, shouldn't we be saying 'Marco'?" Plankton wondered.

"Plankton, quick!" Jimmy warned. "Danny's right by your feet!"

"Huh?" Plankton turns right but slams into a wall. Jimmy and SpongeBob laugh.

"There's isn't anyone here." Vlad said.

"Don't worry, Vlad," SpongeBob assured. "You're very close to Timmy."

"Where?"

"In the next room!" SpongeBob pointed.

Danny picked up Crocker and put him at the edge of the top stairs. Then Jimmy shouted, "Danny's right in front of you, Crocker! just walk forward and you'll catch him!"

Crocker did what Jimmy instructed and he ended up tumbling down the stairs. “Ah! Oh! Ooh! Ahh!" Crocker screamed. Timmy was right in front of him and he chuckled.

"Marco!" Calamitous yelled out.

"Polo!" Danny and Timmy shouted.

"Quick!" Jimmy called, "They head into the parents' bedroom!" The Syndicate rushes in but they were heading to the front door. Jimmy and SpongeBob wink and open the door to let the villains pass. "You're very close..." Jimmy instructed.

SpongeBob finished, "Just keep walking forward!"

The Syndicate kept walking until they were in the middle of the road. Unknown to them, a car was heading toward them. “So this guy, he walks into the room and said—“ the driver began to his friend but they hear and felt a huge crash four times. When it subsides, he starts again, unfazed, “So like I said, this guy—“

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In the house, the Nicktoons were all laughing and enjoying the fun. Danny and SpongeBob were hitting each other with water balloons and Jimmy and Timmy were bungee jumping off the stairs. Suddenly, the door opens and they turn to see a very worn out and tired Syndicate, like they were run over by a car or something. “We have had enough games,” Calamitous moaned hoarsely, “I don’t really feel like taking over our worlds by now…”

"And as we are still your babysitters we command you go to bed right now." Plankton said in a tired voice.

"MOVIE TIME!!!" the Nicktoons yelled happily jumping in front of Plankton's face, also knocking him down.

"I want to watch a science-fiction movie!" Jimmy shouted as Calamitous.

"I WANT COMEDY!!!" SpongeBob yelled at Plankton.

"WE WANT POPCORN AND SODA!!!" Timmy yelled at Crocker.

"We want it all NOW!!!" Danny yelled at Vlad.

While the Nicktoons were still shouting, the Syndicate looked like they were about to burst. "ALRIGHT!" They all shouted and it quiet up the Nicktoons.

"If you all promise to be quiet." Vlad said.

"We will!" Danny said, "I got a good movie we can watch." He takes out the DVD, "The Vengeance! A scary horror flick about Chinese ghosts killing people who enter their mansion! It has my favorite actors and has blood…gore, and…MORE BLOOD!!!"

"Isn't this R-Rated and too scary for you?" Calamitous wondered.

"Yeah," Danny said. "But I wanna watch it and I wanna watch it NOW!"

"And don't worry about us..." SpongeBob said, "It's just a movie. We'll be calm and relaxed..."

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Later on in the night, the Syndicate and the Nicktoons were watching but the Nicktoons were shivering and chattering their teeth from seeing this movie. Even the Syndicate. In the movie which is some what in the middle, a young woman looked to see a mysterious ghostly pale girl pointing to the closet. "What is it?" the woman wondered, "There's something in the closet? I'll check." she walks to the closet and the music gets scarier.

"Don't look in the closet!" SpongeBob shouted at the movie. "DON'T LOOK IN THE CLOSET!"

They look in and hear a closet creak. Suddenly, the woman screams and everyone screamed too as they watch in horror and hear a squirming and grossed out noise with gurgling or something like that.

"It's so scary!" SpongeBob said covering his eyes. "Make it go away!"

The movie cuts to another woman and a cool handsome-looking young man. "Those ghosts killed your sister, Nic," the woman said, "If you enter the house, you will have the same fate as well!"

"No way, Eve," the man, Nic, said, "I got to end this curse and avenge my sister!"

"What are you crazy?" Jimmy yelled at the movie, "You want your guts to be taken out!”

Vlad slapped his forehead getting annoyed with the Nicktoons' constant outburst. They watch as the man kisses the woman. "I love you," Nic said and left to walk into the house.

"Eww! Gross!" Timmy shouted in disgust.

"No Nic! Don't enter the house!" Eve cried as Nic walks to the pouch.

"Didn't you hear your hot girlfriend, Nic?!" Danny shouted, "Don't enter the house!"

"You know this is a movie right?" Plankton asked.

"DON'T ENTER THE HOUSE!!!" Crocker screamed at the movie.

In the movie, Nic walks into the house holding a flashlight. "I know you're in here you slimy mangy ghost."

SpongeBob jumped up and down on the couch. "You tell 'em Nic!"

"Man, is Nicolai Cager cool or what?" Danny smiled talking to his friends about the movie actor, "You think he's better in ‘Gone in One Sec’ or ‘International Goldmine’?”

"Definitely 'International Goldmine'." Jimmy replied. "His amazing acting skills are suiperior."

"I like the part in the movie where he stole the US Constitution when he found it it had a undectect treasure map," Timmy mentions.

"The bad guys stood no chance against him." SpongeBob said.

"Just watch the movie!" Calamitous snapped.

"It didn't even get to the part where he realizes it was his father's spirit." SpongeBob mentioned.

"That does it!" Vlad shouted angrily that SpongeBob just spoiled the movie. Then he turned it off.

"Hey! We were watching that!" the Nicktoons snapped.

"How can you watch it when you were screaming and yapping a lot!" Crocker snapped.

"We were bored." Timmy mentioned.

"Here," Calamitous said turns on the TV, which shows a TV show. "Watch this one."

"What?!" Jimmy, Timmy, and Danny gasped to show showing a baboon in sneakers, a small toddler boy, and some kind of loch ness monster.

"Yay!" SpongeBob cheered, "Mario the Explororio!"

"Yawn," Danny said in disinterest. "What you think we are? Babies?"

"You're see why..." SpongeBob smirked and whispers to his friends. The boys realize this and they wink at each other.

"Fine, we'll watch a kiddy show," Timmy said. They sat on the floor happily as the Syndicate were sitting on another couch behind the boys and TV.

The Syndicate sighs in relaxation. "Peace and quiet at last..." Plankton sighed.

"Why look Sneakers," the boy, Mario, said to the baboon on TV, "It's our friend, Lassie, the singing water horse!" They see the happy monster who was wearing bunny ears.

"Hola kids, do you know what I'm pretending to be?" Lassie asked.

“Bunny rabbit!” SpongeBob answered happily raising his arms.

"Si, a bunny rabbit,” Lassie answered, “Why don't we all sing and pretend to be bunny rabbits?"

"Okay," Mario said.

"We do this by doing what animals I pretending to be," Lassie said.

“Yeah,” Mario said turning to the screen, “Do you wanna sing a bunny rabbit song?”

"We do! We do!" SpongeBob excitedly answered.

"Sure..." Timmy groaned.

"Fine," Jimmy agreed.

"As long as I'm not bored," Danny said.

"Good thinking amigos," Lassie said. A happy melody starts up and the TV characters begin bobbing their heads back and forth. The boys bob their heads as well. Also the Syndicate, relaxed.

Lassie: (singing) If I were a bunny, I’d— (shouts) HOP! HOP! HOP!—HOP! HOP! HOP!

As Lassie shouts, he, Mario, and Sneakers start hopping up and down. Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, and SpongeBob hop loudly on all fours, landing hard enough to shake the whole house, making Calamitous and his allies cringe by the noise.

HOP! HOP! HOP!—HOP! HOP! HOP!

Then, Lassie had a rhino horn on and continued singing.

If I were a rhino, I’d STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

Lassie and his friends stomp. Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, and SpongeBob watch and stomped their feet on the ground and it shook the house and the Syndicate again.

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!—STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

Then, Lassie now has a fish head on his snout.

If I were a fish, I would SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!

Jimmy, Timmy, Danny, and SpongeBob started screaming at the top of their lungs causing the Syndicate to cover their ears and grit their teeth.

SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!—SCREAM! SCREAM! SCREAM!

"That was great!" Sneakers said.

"Now...let's all join in..." Mario said, "In PARTNERS!!!"

The Nicktoons all looked at each other and they smirked as they stared at the Syndicate. The Syndicate were frightened. "Oh no! No!" Calamitous cried. Too late. The Nicktoons grab their partners and Lassie sings again.

If I were a log, I’d ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!

Crocker screams as Timmy rolls him across the floor like a log.

If I were a ball, I’d BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE!

Plankton screams more as SpongeBob dribbles him like a basketball.

If I were a rake, I’d RAKE! RAKE! RAKE!

Danny starts using Vlad like a rake in the front yard outside with Vlad’s fangs.

If I were a hammer, I’d POUND! POUND! POUND!

Jimmy stood on the couch as he pounded Calamitous’ head onto a big piece of wood.

If I were a candle, I’d—

"ENOUGH!" Vlad shouted.

They each grabbed a hold of the Nicktoons and they tossed them into the bedroom and had enough. "IT'S TIME FOR BED!!!" they yelled angrily.

"But we're not tired." Timmy complained.

"DON'T CARE!!! WE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!" Crocker shouted, "FAIRIES!!!"

"You little brats are going to bed whether you like it or not!" Plankton told them.

They turn around and wipe their foreheads. "Whew! Finally we can get peace..." Vlad smiled.

"Wait just a minute!" Danny told them. "We haven't even played our favorite bedtime game yet."

"Yeah!" SpongeBob said, "We didn't even hear a story to read!"

The Syndicate whimpered in agony. They were nearly whimpering and crying, wanting rest. "Alright, but please go to sleep." Calamitous begged.

"I think we can do that." Jimmy smiled as he turned to his friends. Timmy, Danny, and SpongeBob nodded in agreement.

“Very well, then,” Calamitous said, “I will tell you my favorite story about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe then all of Russia and finally the whole world. The end!”

"BORING!" The Nicktoons shouted.

Jimmy jumps out of bed holding her pillow and whacks Calamitous. "Your story’s all wrong, genius!” Jimmy said and explained rapidly fast, “Napoleon’s 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over three hundred thousand casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic empire!”

"So what?" Plankton shrugged.

SpongeBob also jumped out of bed and whacked Plankton with the pillow. "Plus your analysis on the invasion of Russia is also incorrect!" SpongeBob said rapidly fast also, "Napoleon’s invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated!"

"This is all a bunch of nonsense." Vlad said.

Danny jumps out and whacked Vlad. "You dummy! SpongeBob and Jimmy are right!" Danny yelled and explained rapidly fast, "And when he returned to France, the allied nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, where after he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid!”

"I don't know what they said, but if I get to do this!" Timmy jumped out of bed and whacked Crocker with the pillow.

The Syndicate shivered as the Nicktoons corner them with pillows. "Time for our favorite bedtime game!" Danny smirked.

"This is unacceptable!" Crocker shouted.

"You're right," Jimmy said tossing his pillow aside and taking out his Tornado Blaster.

"Let's get them!" SpongeBob smiled with his karate gloves.

"Yeah!" Danny and Timmy cheered. Danny changes to ghost form as Timmy gets out his Star Blaster. Jimmy blew the Syndicate out of the bedroom with his tornado blaster and Danny shot a ghost ray knocking them down the stairs.

Timmy and SpongeBob start to beat up Vlad, Crocker, and Plankton. Calamitous quickly grabs a phone and dials 911. "Please...SAVE US!!!" Calamitous cried nearly in tears on the phone.

Then, Timmy jumped in the air and shot stars at them as they ran away and Jimmy held the door open as SpongeBob karate chopped them outside. The villains whimper but stop. They turn to see a police car with two cops. They smile, falling to their knees with their hands outstretched as the cops cuff them. The officers threw them into the police truck. “YES! Free at last!’ Calamitous smiled. They laughed happy to be away from the Nicktoons they had to baby sit as the police truck leaves them.

As the car drove away, SpongeBob waved happily. "Bye guys, thanks for all the fun!"

Jimmy wiped his forehead. "Well, that's a relief."

Then, the Fenton RV heads to the driveway and the parents return. They get out of the care and notice their kids outside. "What are you kids doing outside this late?" Judy asked.

"We were…uh…just saying good night to the babysitter," Danny explained.

"Yeah, and we had lots of fun!" Timmy smiled.

"We wouldn't mind having 'em come back again some time." SpongeBob happily said.

"Okay," Timmy's mom said, "But get prepared. Now that our date is over, it's time to leave so say good bye to each other." The parents leave to get their things. Then, the Nicktoons high five each other happily.

THE END