Hi everyone! This is Midnight Crystal Sage back with the final installment for The Link/Peach Chronicles (took this frickin' long to finally think of a good title for the series… Wait a minute… IT STILL SUCKS!)

Just a few notes: If you have not yet read Hidden Love or Link and Peach's Wedding you are not going to know what the hell is going on, people! And the title means "Let no woman come between two who are meant to be."

Full Summary: Link and Peach Masterson have been married for about three months. Everything is going great… except for the fact that Zelda can't stand the fact that they're married, and now she wants Link all to herself. Zelda's going beyond the line of privacy and insanity to break the two up for good. She's devised a plan six months in the making…. And she doesn't give a rat's ass who she hurts in the process. What are Link and Peach going to do when it's too late to find out what Zelda's up to? Damage will be done, hearts will be broken, and innocent lives are even at stake. ZeldaxLinkxPeach Love Triangle.

Rated for language, blood, violence, character death, heartbreaking moments, and disturbing scenes. Zelda lovers shouldn't read this unless they can handle Zelda being the bad guy.

Thanks so much, and I hope you enjoy!

-Let No Woman Tear Asunder-

Introduction

Confessions of a Delusional Princess

I'm Zelda; you probably know me as the Princess of Hyrule. I'm one of 36 Smashers living here in Smash Manor. All of us are competing in the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament.

Link, the Hero of Twilight, is also a Smasher who I think of as a brother. He's been champion of the tournament for two years in a row.

Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, is yet another Smasher who also happens to be my best friend. She came in 2nd place in the tournament last year.

Link and Peach got married only three months ago and they have a set of four-month-old twins together: a girl named Star and a boy named Darkholm. Everyone was really happy for them when they got married and had their children. Me?

Hell no!

Hell to the fucking no! I'm not happy for them one bit! I know I should be since Link is like a brother and Peach is my best friend… But my feelings for them have changed during the past year. I love Link more than a brother now. I love him more than words can describe. I want him to be my husband, not Peach's. Peach is still my friend and all, but…

Everytime I see them together, I just can't stand it! I get so mad and angry and it makes me sick to my stomach. It makes me hate them so much to see them all happy and joyfully married with their kids.

Link is the Hero and I'm the Princess he rescued. The hero always falls in love with the princess he saves; that's the way it's supposed to be with Link and I! I'm supposed to be with him! Not Peach!

I mean, I've been trying to get Link to like me for the longest time, and then when we get here? Peach sinks her grubby little claws right into him!

I was already less than enthusiastic when they paired up to make Team BlackShadow, and I got mad when they started dating… But then, Peach announced that she was PREGNANT with his kids!

Trust and believe that I was not happy, but I was absolutely furious when Link proposed to her in front of everyone in the dining room…

However, I didn't want to draw attention to my true feelings about them, so naturally, I put up a foolproof front and acted all happy for them and shit…

I was even chosen as one of Peach's bridesmaids for the wedding: Big mistake on her part… It gave me the exact opening I needed. I had access to the wedding plans just as I wanted. So to mess up the wedding as best as I could…

I cut my leg with a razor blade and stained Peach's wedding dress with my blood; I sabotaged some the food, and paid Falco to take the blame for it; I got Marth and Roy drunk the night before at a nightclub; I gave Pit's tuxedo to Kirby; I switched the sheet music for the string quartet; I paid off Ilia to object to the wedding ceremony during the actual vow exchanges; I even went as far as to try and kill Peach by shooting her with a light arrow as soon as they were pronounced husband and wife.

However…

I had to help get the damn discoloration out of the dress; Capt. Falcon, Falco and Ike were able to straighten out the food mix-up at the last minute; Marth and Roy were able to somehow sober up before the ceremony; Pit got his tuxedo back before Kirby could eat it; the string quartet was able to find the right sheet music with Metaknights's assistance; Peach's stupid Toad security force detained Ilia and pulled her out of the audience before she could do any further damage; and thanks to Link's heroic sixth sense, he managed to pull Peach to safety before the arrow could kill her.

Yes…

…despite being the wielder of the sacred Triforce of Wisdom, my plans backfired on me. At the reception, all I could do was stare at those two lovebirds sitting at their own bistro at the front of the dining room, giggling and smiling with each other as husband and wife… The green-eyed monster had completely possessed me, and I felt jealousy, hatred, and all-out envy towards them. The more I looked at them, the more I thought, 'That should be me… that's supposed to be me…'

Fast forward to now…

If anything, I have even more resentment and bitterness toward Link and Peach being together… I won't even lie; there have been plenty of time where I wanted to strangle Peach's pretty little neck and kill her bratty kids, too.

But I didn't want to seem like a hater, so I bit my tongue and pretended to be the good supportive friend. Been doing so for over a year: ever since Link and Peach began showing feelings for each other.

Not anymore. I've reached my limit and I've had enough of hiding in the closet, shielding my feelings from everyone, and living a miserable lie. It's time for everybody, especially Link and Peach, to know that I've loved him way longer than he has. As the Princess of Hyrule, Link's destiny, and his rightful maiden, it's time that I finally grew a backbone and get the man I rightfully deserve.

I don't give a damn about Peach; I don't give a rat's ass about their love for each other; I don't give a fuck about their stupid kids; and I certainly could care less about their perfect marriage.

Then again…

…I guess I'm partially to blame, too…

If I would've just had enough courage to voice my feelings for Link to his handsome face, maybe none of this would be happening…

But, I have yet another way to split them up, and this time, I've got it well thought out so that there are no mistakes or backfires. And just to make sure that I cover myself thoroughly, I have alternate plans in case something goes wrong.

My original plan was going to involve Ganondorf and Bowser, but those two idiots became friends with my man and that bitch on the night of their wedding. Of all people to become friends with, their mortal enemies? What the-

Nevermind… It doesn't matter anymore… as long as everything goes right, Peach will be out of the picture, Link will be mine for the taking… and frankly, I couldn't give a damn about what happens to their kids. Screw them both.

Link is mine… and I will get him all to myself. I don't care who I hurt, who I crush, or who I step on to get what I want.

You've had your fun, but you better watch your back, Peach… You're time with my precious Link is almost finished…

Well, I hope that was a good intro. I wanted to convey how insane and crazy-in-love Zelda's become.

And each chapter is going to be either as long as or longer than this. :)

MCS signing off.