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He did a sort of ginyu salute, which was him bending over and jumping up into the air screaming his name, then darted out the door. Jeice was still seated in the vanity chair. By now he was rocking back and forth singing ‘I’m A Little Teapot’ while playing with a strand of hair.
Ginyu turned and looked at Racoom and Guldo. “What are you doing, just standing around?! Racoom! Go make me a sandwich! Guldo! Go clean the cats litter box!”
Guldo looked lost. “But we don’t have a cat!” Ginyu looked around trying to find a cat that wasn’t there.” go buy one and THEN clean the litter box!” Guldo shot out of the room so that only ginyu and Jeice remained. Ginyu began to pace back and forth when Racoom entered the room holding a peanut butter sandwich.
Captain Ginyu walked over to grab the sandwich, but stopped.”Whats this?! You nincompoop! You above all people should know I’m allergic to peanuts! Idiot!” he smacked the sandwich out of Racoom’s giant hand. It flew across the room and landed in front of lord Freeza, who had just entered.
“Well, well, well…..captain ginyu….I see you have all but butchered the art of making someone beautiful…it looks like you need my help more than a fish needs water.” With that, he snapped his fingers and Dodoria appeared. “Yes, my lord?” he saluted.
“Dodoria, be a dear and clean poor Jeice up will you? And please send in Zarbon. This is a big job and I’m going to need help.” He glanced at Jeice, who was murmuring something about a spider and a drain, and added “A LOT of help…” Dodoria nodded and helped Jeice up. He left the room, and called for Zarbon on his scouter.
While they were waiting for Zarbon, the room was absolutely quite. Burter and Racoom stood together watching the clock, which was ticking so loud it sounded like a jackhammer, Ginyu kept dusting imaginary dust off the vanity, and Freeza played with his nails.
They stood like that for what seemed like hours until Guldo and Zarbon walked in together. Guldo was holding a stripped cat the size of a chair and Zarbon was holding a suitcase. Guldo walked slowly into the room, struggling with the giant cat, and spoke to ginyu.”This was the only cat I could find.” He placed the monster on the floor and it looked around lazily. “The store owner said he weighs 67 pounds and eats twice daily. For some reason, he seemed glad to get rid of him. He only cost .32 cents. I had money left over so I bought some cat food. Now we have to think of a name!”
Freeza, Zarbon, and Burter looked at this abnormally large cat with a bit of apprehension. By the vacant look on Racoom’s face you could tell he was thinking hard. All the sudden, he shouted,” His name should be Binky!”
Dodoria had just returned with Jeice, who was looking much more normal and much saner. They both jumped back a bit when seeing….Binky….and Dodoria covered his mouth.”What is that?!”Racoom picked up the cat and petted him. “It’s a kitty! His name is Binky!!”
Jeice shouted,” A KITTY?! That thing looks like it belongs in a jungle eating people!” Racoom got defensive and replied,”Hes a cat! Don’t make fun of him! You’re just jealous!” compared to Racoom, Binky seemed a normal sized cat.
Freeza stepped in to stop the retarded argument.”Ok…this is getting a little off track here. That is a cat, although it must have been involved in a nuclear waste accident, and I’m here to make Jeice a woman. So can we PLEASE continue?”
Everyone nodded and Racoom dropped Binky. The monster cat thundered into the next room, and Zarbon opened the suitcase. He smirked, and whispered to Dodoria and Freeza, who were next to him, “Time to begin….operation PRETTY WOMAN!”
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