I suppose we've all seen the X-men: Evolution episode, X-Treme measures, right? In the sub plot, Kitty is learning to drive or something, I can't remember. This is after she miraculously passes her test. What will happen when she goes into a sugar rush while driving? Trouble, that's what. I'll have some more stories soon. This has the same group of X-men from the previous story and now, Kitty has joined the group!

Kitty ran around the mansion, phasing through everything, with Scott close on her tail.

' I just went out to get Kurt some stuff! What's wrong with that?' Kitty asked loudly as they ran.

' You took my car! And got it scratched! I'll kill you!' Scott shouted. Even if he didn't have his powers, his eyes would be burning red with fury.

' It was just to shut him up! He kept stalking me! He gets on your nerves too!'

' Yeah, but not like this!' Scott tried blasting her, but she just either dodged or phased through.

' You wanna play rough? I'll give you rough!' Kitty then ran towards him and phased her hands through his throat, but stopped halfway. She then strangled him and he choked.

' What on Earth is happening?' The Professor asked as he came out of a room. Kitty stopped strangling Scott and put her hands by her sides.

' She took my car without permission, rode all over town and brought it back with a scratch on it! How will I live!' Scott shouted.

' Just breath, sister. You're the only one here with a cool car that doesn't blow up stuff and I asked Jean about her car,' Kitty then went quiet. ' And she banned me from touching it without supervision.'

' Kitty, you should've asked first. I know that you miraculously received your license, but that doesn't mean you can drive around Bayville like a mad woman.' The Professor said.

' But, Professor, you said I could go out driving after you spent a fortune on aspirin after the Chicken experiment and before the Drunk Scott plan.'

' We must never speak of that again.' Scott said with a straight face and stern, but funny voice.

' And then you, Mr. Logan and Storm practically drugged yourselves with the stuff during the Muffin fiasco. I told you that I was only cooking for Home ed class.'

' I don't think you get extra marks for blowing up three and a half walls of the kitchen.'

' Kitty, you should've walked to town!'

' That would've taken ages and I bought a truck load of stuff. Try carrying that around. Why can't you get a life?'

' I'll kill you!' Scott was held back by Evan and Rogue who had come out of a nearby room.

' Calm and control yourself, Scott.' The Professor said. Kurt then 'ported onto the scene.

' Hey, Kitty! Thanks for the 'stuff' you bought,' He then noticed Scott trying to claw at Kitty. ' Vhat's happened?'

' There is a solution, Professor. I get my own car.' Kitty said.

' A car? Is that vhat this is all about? A hunk of junk?'

' I used to have a good car until her-!'

' I'm up for it as long as we can get some peace in this whacked place!' Evan shouted.

' I don't know if we can afford-'

' I know a guy that owes me. I'm sure I can get the half pint something road worthy.' Logan said as he passed.

' Yes!' Kitty and Kurt high fived.

' Why do I get the sudden feeling that I'm going to be spending another fortune on aspirin?' The Professor asked himself.

--

' Okay, half pint. Here it is. Nothing fancy, but it'll do.' Logan said. Kitty's face was between amazed and disgusted.

' With some work, it'll be as good as new!' Kitty exclaimed. She then rushed to the garage and rushed back out with paint, car accessories and tools.

' I'll help you!' Kurt exclaimed.

' Oh, no you don't, elf boy. Not since the Elf treatment last month!'

' Vhat? I turned the mansion blue and put barber hair all over. It was blue and fuzzy, like me!'

' It's bad enough having 'the fuzzy dude' around, but the mansion!'

' It wasn't as bad as the time SOMEONE sold the X-jet for magic beans! There are no such things and now, we have to travel in the Blackbird!'

' What's so bad about the Blackbird?'

' The name for one thing and when was the last time it was cleaned, inside!'

' Yeah, it looks good on the outside, but the inside smells like a dead rat.'

' I'll have you all clean it, inside and out if you don't shut up!' Logan exclaimed. He and the Professor then went inside as Kitty started working on her new car.

Hours later, Kitty had put her newly modified car in the garage. She walked inside, tired and in gigantic need of a shower. She was walking down the hall when she was dragged into Kurt's room.

' Kurt? What are you doing?'

' Kitty, take a break!'

Kitty then saw his chocolate covered mouth.

' Are you on a sugar rush again?'

' Yeah, I just ate half of all the candy you bought!'

' I should've bought you a yo yo instead.'

' It's not as fun!'

' I should take a break, I just finished the car. What the hey?'

Kitty then grabbed a Twix bar and ate it. Once finished, she licked her fingers.

' There's more under the bed.'

' How much do you have?'

' I'll show you.' Kurt then walked over to his closet and opened it. A giant wave of candy came out with Kurt underneath.

' I didn't buy you that much! How did all that fit in there?'

' It's bigger then you think.' Kurt's three fingered hand then surfaced.

' What? Does it lead to Narnia or something?'

' Yeah! I met Mr. Thomas, the White Witch, King Peter, Queen Susan, Aslan and the Emperor beyond the sea!'

' You were dreaming, Kurt! Narnia doesn't exist!'

' Then explain her.'

Kurt then surfaced and pulled out Amanda from below.

' Hi, Amanda. How long have you been in there?'

' Since his last sugar rush.'

' That was months ago.'

' He said that I was King Edmund! I'm Amanda!'

' He's in another sugar rush right now.'

' That explains a lot. I've been living off bubble gum and Yorkies since.'

' Guess what! I got my license and a new car!'

' Really? It's amazing how you even got your license.'

' Yeah, the teacher said that I would get points on it before I even got it. I wasn't that bad.'

' Points?'

' Yeah, apparently it's this new thing the government has. You get points on your license if you break any driving laws. The more you have, the more chance you have at never driving again.'

' I never knew.'

' Kitty, Edmund-'

' IT'S AMANDA! I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!'

' You should leave before he puts the candy back.'

' I'll see your car some other time, Kitty.'

Amanda then ran out of the room and let Kurt and Kitty continue eating the mountain of candy. Half an hour later, most of the candy was gone and the duo were running around the room, making much noise. Outside the door, Rogue, Evan, Scott, Jean and Logan were trying to get in.

' I should just bust down the door.' Logan said.

' We need to keep this door so it can be used in the future. I can't get to the lock, they've barricaded it.' Jean said.

' Maybe we can see through the window.' Evan suggested.

' I could only carry two people with me. Logan and Rogue, come with me.'

' What about me?' Scott asked.

' Logan will be able to get hold of them and Rogue can touch them if it gets too crazy.'

' Good choice.' Rogue muttered as the three went downstairs and outside. Once they were under Kurt's window, Jean lifted them up with her until they could see inside.

' They're having a party and didn't invite anyone!' Rogue exclaimed.

' More like elf's sugar rush.' Logan mumbled. Rogue opened the window and jumped inside. She landed in a sea of candy.

' What are you guys doing?' She asked.

' Party!'

' A sugar rush party. That's going straight to the books and our photo album. Right next to my blind date set up by Kurt with Toad!'

' He said that you were lucky.'

' Calm down, you two. You're making a racket! Okay, now what are you doing!' Rogue was waving her arms in the air. Kitty and Kurt's pupils were now smaller than sand grains. They were loading backpacks with their candy.

' Road trip!'

' Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, nuh oh! No road trip!'

It was too late. They had four bags full of candy and had 'ported out of there.

' Where did they go?'

' The garage.'

They went to the ground and ran over to the garage, but once again it was too late. Kitty had already driven the car out of the garage, which now had a huge hole in the door and phased through the gates.

' I'll go on my bike.'

' I'll get Scott.'

' I'll go with Logan.'

They went their directions. Kitty's car was far from the Institute by the time Scott and Jean got into his car and drove off. Rogue and Logan were far behind the sugar kids and oddly, Rogue was driving.

' Rogue, watch your speed. Rogue? Rogue! ROGUE!' Logan shouted. He had no helmet on since Rogue was wearing it.

' I can hear you, Logan! I'm not going the speed limit.'

' You'd better 'cause I'm not having points for something you did!'

' No need to shout!'

' What speed are you doing?'

' I don't know. The needle keeps spinning and spinning.'

' Oh, for the love of Oprah!'

' Oprah? Isn't she one of those Morlocks?'

' No, she's a TV star on a show and she helps people. Seriously, you should watch it.'

' I have. I can't believe you watch it! I'm so telling everyone- is this a camera pointing at me?'

' Yeah, just in case someone wants to go out in the middle of the night. Then I know who to kill.'

' Is that why Bobby hasn't been seen for five weeks?'

' Maybe.'

' He did say he was gonna go out, but on your bike? Even Evan wouldn't do that.'

' Let's just say that popsicle is far away from us right now.'

--

In Glasgow, Scotland (my birth country!) policemen were going door to door asking people if they had seen someone.

' Excuse me, ma am, but have you seen this lad?' A policeman asked in a strong Scottish accent as he showed the woman a picture.

' Sorry, sir, I haven't.'

' If you do, then please report right away. He's broken the law 17 times.'

' 17 times? What did he do?'

' Things that can never be repeated.'

' That bad?'

' Well, I'll let you get back to your activities, ma am. Good day.' As he walked away, he looked down at the picture. It showed Bobby as himself and Iceman.

--

Back in America, Rogue and Logan had gotten closer to the speeding teenagers while Scott, Jean and Evan were driving close behind the bike. In Kitty's bright red Rover, they had probably broken the land speed record. On Logan's bike, Logan had put mega glue on his hands so he could stay on Kitty's car.

' Rogue, get me closer!'

' Oaky doke, Loge.'

' That's more annoying than Badger.'

' Tabitha can give you a nickname, but I can't?'

' Yeah, just not that one.'

Rogue revved the bike and managed to almost hit the bumper of the car.

' Jump!'

Logan quickly jumped onto the car and the super glue kept him on. Rogue slowed down, but too soon. As Logan tried getting inside, he found a problem...

' Wait! Rogue! My hands are stuck!'

Logan found he had used too much mega glue and now couldn't remove his hands. He soon found himself flying in the air, bugs escaping windshields by going into his mouth. In Scott's car, they could see what was happening and attempted to get closer.

' Won't this hunk of junk move faster!' Evan complained.

' I can't go any faster than 30 miles per hour.' Scott stated, trying to act like the mature one.

' WE DON'T CARE, SCOTT! GET CLOSER BEFORE THEY KILL SOMEONE!!' Jean shouted.

' No need to shout, Jean. Why do you women only nag, nag and nag?'

Without a word, Jean pushed Scott to the seat behind him and took control. She used her telekinesis to push the other cars off the road. Rogue drove next to them on the bike.

' Where's Scott?' She asked.

' Behind me.'

Scott had his legs waving in the air behind Jean.

' This car is filthy! Have you been eating in here again, Evan?'

' It's your car. Your meant to clean it.'

' You're not meant to eat in here either, but you still do it!'

' Your car, your mess, you clean it.'

' Guys, Logan is stuck on the car!'

There was a moment of silence, but Rogue and Evan broke it.

' No more training sessions with him!'

' Whoo!'