A/N: Heeeyyy readers. Here's just a little drabble with no plot WHATsoever. I was bored. Boredom is a great thing, no? Umm, hope you enjoy it, if not, flame me, review telling how much you hate it, whatever. Umm, I'm gonna dedicate this to my friend sunshine0209, just cause she has a thing for hot bodies, like I do. :)

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Friday

-poke-

"Oi! Quit it!"

"No"

-poke-

"Padfoot!"

-poke-

"What?"

-poke-

"STOP!"

-poke-

"No"

-poke-

"Ahhhh, Moony save me!!"

Remus sighed and looked over his book at James and Sirius. Sirius had his head rested on his hand and was poking James repeatedly in the side.

"I don't see anything wrong." Remus said and returned to his book.

"How can you not see anything wrong about this situation?!" James freaking out said.

-poke-

"Padfoot keeps poking me in spots where a mate shouldn't be poking his best friend!"

-poke-

"I see nothing wrong with that." Sirius said. James glared at him and whacked his head.

"Ow!" Sirius grabbed his head. "What was that for?"

"For poking me in inappropriate places"

"But I’m boooooooored."

"And? What's it got to do with me?"

"You're entertaining." Sirius grinned. James scowled, Peter laughed, and Remus sighed.

"Will you both just stop?" James and Sirius looked at their fellow marauder.

"Fine." they both mumbled in unison. They both sat there in silence for a minute.

-poke-

"Ahhh!" James jumped and his elbow ended up in his breakfast. James cursed and started cleaning his elbow.

Sirius, despite his head ache, started laughing.

Remus growled and gathered his stuff. "It's like sitting with a bunch of 3 year olds." he mumbled as he made his way out of the great hall.

"Wuf gof 'is iggers n'awist?" Peter said with some egg on his chin. Sirius grimaced.

"Seriously Wormtail, wipe your chin." Sirius handed Peter a napkin. Peter did as he was told.

"Sorry."

"Now, what did you say?" James said, as he continued to get rid of the remaining jelly on his arm.

"What's got Remus's knickers in a twist?" Peter repeated.

Sirius shrugged. "He must be pms-ing"

"Padfoot, you git, Moony's a bloke." James said, flicking some egg off of his elbow onto Sirius's cheek.

He let out a girlish scream. The egg was stuck on his cheek and started to slide down his jaw line.

James started to laugh uncontrollably.

Lily and Alice walked up to see Sirius scowling and James grinning from ear to ear.

"Ew, Black. What's on your cheek?" Alice sneered in disgust. "Is that Egg?"

Sirius's frown deepened. "You can blame Prongsie over here."

Lily and Alice laughed.

"You should keep that on there, Black. It totally matches your eyes." Lily said, "It adds to the charm."

"I completely agree with you Evans." James said.

The egg slid down his neck slowly and fell into the back of Sirius's shirt. He let out another girlish squeal. This made Lily, Alice, and James laugh harder.

Sirius jumped out of his seat and took off his shirt, yelling, "EW EW EW EW EW."

A lot of people were grateful for that egg. All the girls in the Great Hall, and some freaky gay Sixth year called Shaun, started to drool and stare at the fine toned abs.

Lily let out a whistle. “Wow, Black, Quiddich has done you some good.”

James looked at Lily with his jaw open. “I’m in QUIDDICH!” he said,” What about me?”

"I've never seen you without your shirt." She winked at him seductively. "You should show me sometime." At that, Lily walked off with Alice behind her, holding in a laugh.

James's mouth dropped as he watched her pass through the door of the Great Hall.

"Did you see that?!” James whipped his head in Peter's direction. "Tell me you saw that!"

Peter looked up from his plate, with grease on his chin. " 'Aw wha?"

James scowled. "Never mind." He turned to Sirius. "Tell me you just saw Evans flirt with me!"

Sirius was reaching his arm back to try to wipe off the excess egg that was slowly moving towards the waistline of his jeans.

"Prongs, everyone saw it." Sirius said. "You need to stop hyperventilating when she flirts with you. She's your girlfriend, mate. " Sirius had managed to flick off the upsetting object. " It's embarrassing that you still freak out about it."

James grumbled.

“Man,” James said, throwing Sirius’s shirt to him, “put your shirt back on.”

Sirius grumbled about how someday he will destroy all chickens as he put his head through his shirt. Shaun, the strange gay sixth year, walked pass in a hot pink polo shirt, tight blue jeans and big white glasses.

“Oh, Siri do keep it off.” He said as he ruffled Sirius’s hair. Sirius froze at the nickname and contact of the freaky kid. “ What would I have to dream of then?” Shaun giggled as he swirled his finger down the older boy’s arm. Sirius had an expression of shock and horror written on his face.

“Bye bye, Siri, baby.” the boy winked and waved as he swayed his hips walking away from James and Sirius.

"Did he just-"

"Yep."

"Was I just-"

"Yep."

"Grooossss" Sirius shuddered.

"Yep."

"My hair is now contaminated. I'm gonna go have a shower, see you in DADA." Sirius grabbed a piece of toast as he sauntered out of the Great Hall.

James looked at Peter and lost his appetite immediately.

"See you later, Wormy." He said as he got up to leave the Great Hall. Peter didn't notice, and continued eating.

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Saturday Afternoon

Lily lay under the tree in her swimsuit as her friends swam in the lake.

"Lily!" Marlene yelled, "Come into the water! It's perfect!!" Lily raised her head and shielded her eyes from the sun in a vain attempt to see Alice and Marlene splashing each other.

"I don't want to!" She answered.

"Pllleeeeeeeeeaaaassseeeee?" They both whined. Lily put her head back down. "No!"

"Fine." Alice said.

Peace, finally.

Someone giggled.

Lily opened her eyes to see a silhouette above her. Thinking it was Marlene, she groaned. "Go away."

"Why should I?" A very manly voice that was defiantly not Marlene's said. Lily opened her eyes to take a closer look at the silhouette. It had shaggy hair and she could see an outline of glasses. She smiled at James.

"Cause I said so."

"Well, that's not a good enough reason."

"Oh, really?"

"Precisely."

Her grin grew wider, "And what if I threatened to curse you into obliviation?"

"Like you have done so many times before?"

"Exactly."

"Well then," Lily looked up to see James look really thoughtful about his answer. "I would just have to throw you into the lake."

"Wha-" James picked Lily up from her spot under the tree and started walking over to the dock. Lily started to shriek and he got closer to the edge.

James smiled at the girl in his arms. Lily's eyes widened.

"Don't. You. Da-" Her threat was cut short by the rush of cold water surrounding her skin. She came up to the surface.

Alice and Marlene were killing themselves laughing. Lily looked up at her boyfriend. James was smiling down at her and she noticed something she had failed to see moments earlier. He was in his swimsuit with no top on. Beads of water clung to the crevices of his washboard abs and chest which made his glisten in the sun. Needless to say she was star struck for a few seconds, but then she recovered, saying "Well, you got Sirius beat in the topless category."

James crouched down, "And is that a good or bad thing?"

Lily swam closer to the dock. "A very good thing." She leaned up to kiss him, but instead pulled him down into the water.

In the short distance, she heard her friends gasps of air as they tried to stop laughing, but only succeeded to laugh harder.

James came to the surface.

Lily giggled. "Ha-ha, gotcha."

A/N: As I said, just a little drabble. Reviews don't stop the war, but they encourage an author to write. So please review. Thank you

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