15 Signs You’re Obsessed With Emmett Cullen

15. You see a really tall guy and automatically start calling him your big teddy bear.

14. You regularly make trips down roads in the middle of nowhere, just to see if you can find the Cullen house, thereby resulting in the discovery of Emmett.

13. Everytime you see a documentary on grizzlies; you put it in slow-mo to see if there’s a brawny vampire in the background.

12. And when you see a flash of white go speeding across the background, you’re convinced that it’s Emmett.

11. Even though everyone else insists that it was the glare off the lens from the sun.

10. You cry when the muscular guy that you’ve been going out with finally breaks the news that his name isn’t Emmett.

9. And then you cry when he refuses to eat the raw hamburger meat you give him.

8. You then cry harder when he tries to tell you it’s not grizzly.

7. You buy a blond wig and then go running around screaming, “Emmett!! I’ve come to save you now!!”

6. You then continue to go into a deep state of depression when you find out that your name is not Rosalie, and the blond hair that was supposed to prove otherwise is, in fact, not really attached to your head.

5. You soon find out that the other four people that you sit with are actually not Cullens, thereby meaning that Emmett is not the guy sitting next to you.

4. You cry upon finding out that his name is actually Jake, and proceed to slap him screaming, “WHY DID YOU KISS BELLA?!”-- after all, she is his future in-law, and you’re future sister.

3. Everytime you see a Jeep, you start hyperventilating.

2. Only to discover that there’s a woman behind the steering wheel.

1. To which you calmly respond that it’s Alice, seeing as she has black hair.