Hi, this a oneshot that I randomly came up with. It might not be good, but oh well. Read it and enjoy it, but don't forget to review!

Hail and... CHICKEN?!

It was a very sunny day in the Village of Konoha.

It was also a very good day for the ninjas of the great village, since it was a national holiday that allowed all ninjas to have a day of rest. Some of them were just hanging out in bookstores, reading books. Others were just sparring with each other.

People who were not ninjas were rushing around, trying to get their jobs done. They were not ninjas, so they didn’t get the day off.

Even without many ninjas jumping from roof to roof in the streets, trying to fulfill their missions, Konoha was still a very busy place.

However, huge, fluffy, gray clouds suddenly appeared and clear drops of water came falling down on the hard, dry earth.

Now, the people were rushing to and fro on its streets, but this time, it wasn’t because they needed to get their jobs done. They were trying to find shelter out of the pouring rain. Some ran into cafes, others ran into their apartments or houses.

The only people who were not immediately rushing to find a dry place were Team Seven. Sasuke, who recently came back to Konoha after killing Itachi, was fighting the psyched up Naruto. Sakura, the pink-haired beauty was watching them with interest, ready to give them medical attention when they needed it.

Of course, they all were close to each other.

Both of them were now ready to use their ultra-destructive moves: the Chidori and the Rasengan.

Just as they were forcing the chakra into their palms, the Team’s Sensei, Kakashi, who was reading his Icha Icha Paradise, felt some rain drops hit his curved nose. He knew that it was raining and that it was best for the team to get some rest inside a dry shelter.

So, he said, “Guys, stop fighting! It’s raining, so it’s best if we all go home. That is, unless you want to get a cold and be deprived of missions for the next few days.

With that, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

The two exhausted Shinobi stopped collecting their chakra in their palms and ended their fight. They sat on the now slightly muddy ground, panting, due to the excitement and the lack of air in their lungs.

As the two were resting, it started to rain harder. Flecks of hail even started falling on the three.

Naruto shouted through the hail that was making it hard to see, “Oi, Teme and Sakura-chan! We need to find shelter, fast! I can’t see you guys, so we need to split up! Ja ne!”

After he said that, he immediately ran to his apartment to eat a hot cup of ramen.

It started hailing and raining harder. The hail was about the size of tennis balls now, and they were bouncing off the remaining two ninja’s backs. To be honest, it hurt, bad.

Sakura and Sasuke were coincidentally next to each other, so Sasuke grabbed her by the arm and led her to a nearby shelter that he found using his Sharingan a few meters away.

It happened to be filled with chickens.

Yup, Sasuke got the two into a chicken coop, just great. At least it was dry and warm.

Sasuke told Sakura, “Che, so this was a chicken coop. I guess that we have to stay here until the rain and hail stops.”

Sakura noticed that after he told her that, he ran his hand through his hair, trying to get rid of some of the water, of which some landed on the poor chickens.

And for the first time in her life, Sakura noticed that Sasuke’s hair was shaped like a…

Chicken’s ass!

She gasped inwardly as she finally noticed that. How come she didn't notice that until now? She thought about it for a couple of minutes and let it linger in her mind.

For five minutes, there was an awkward silence. Neither of the two spoke.

Sakura’s mind told her to ask Sasuke a question, so she did, breaking the awkward silence.

She suddenly blurted out to Sasuke, who was sitting on the floor among the other chickens, “Uhh, Sasuke? Your hair is like a chicken’s ass, but do you taste like chicken? I bet you do!”

That question was completely random.

‘Damn, why couldn’t my mind think of something better to ask him?’ Sakura thought, slapping her forehead mentally. ‘He must think that I’m psychotic!’

Sasuke thought, ‘Why would she ask me that? Oh well, I’m bored, so I think I’ll play with her a little.’

He then looked at Sakura with a straight face and said huskily, obviously playing along, “Sakura, care to test the theory?”

Sakura’s face turned into one with confusion. She thought, ‘What does he mean?’

However, she didn’t have enough time to think. Before she knew it, his lips were on hers.

Uchiha Sasuke was kissing her.

The one who thought that she was annoying was kissing her, and it felt like heaven.

But, it ended just as fast as it came. Still, Sakura enjoyed it.

“So, how did I taste?” Sasuke asked with a smirk.

Sakura didn’t know how to react, so her mind came up with another random response. As soon as it was starting to leave her wet lips, she thought, ‘Congratulations, Haruno Sakura! You’ve just embarrassed yourself in front of Uchiha Sasuke!’

And her reply was this:

“Eew, Sasuke! You don’t taste like chicken! You taste like the Lip Smackers Lip Gloss, Watermelon Flavor! Only girls put that on their lips! Are you a cross-dresser?!”

Sasuke rolled his eyes. This woman had a bad sense of taste.