Well this is probably the most ridiculous and odd subject I’ve ever written: the infamous PokemonxNaruto cross. Made even more ridiculous and odd by the way I’m going about it.

Pokemon are not animals. They are humanoids.

Keep reading.

A Pikachu isn’t a little yellow electric mouse in this universe. When someone shows off their pet Pikachu, the spectators are not going to see a little yellow mouse. They’re going to see a smallish, young human, with long yellow ears and a yellow tail and two brown stripes on his back. This humanoid with yellow ears and tail will not speak English. He will say, “Pikachu, Pika Pika, Pi,” just like the Pokemon we know.

A Typhlosion is not going to be a four-legged monster with a ring of fire on its neck. It’s going to be a tall human, likely dressed in gold and blue like we fans know a real Typhlosion’s fur, and will have a fiery ring around its shoulders. Here, I’ll even give you some pictures for you visual learning dudes.

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First of all, if the links don't work for some reason, and this site being odd as it is, that will probably happen, you will have to go to DA yourself and look up the user "Pokedex." If the links do work, however, you must take out the spaces and put the link into your internet browser to see an average Charizard or Gyarados you would see in this universe. That deviantART club, “Pokedex,” is a great reference site for this subject. Can’t imagine or fathom a person with great big, yellow ears and tail being a Pikachu? Look through that gallery and I’m sure you’ll find something that will help you.

Pokemon are humanoids here. Except for a few select Pokemon who are special like that.

Deal with it or don’t read.

Humanoid, if you don’t know, means “has the form or shape of a human.”

(The Predator from the Predator series and AVP was a humanoid, if it helps you. Take away the armor and the spiny mouth and maybe add a couple organs and you’d have a human.)

In the next chapter—wow, this is the shortest chapter I’ve ever written—I’m going to list our cast of characters, their Pokemon and the Pokemon’s level and list of attacks. Is this the first time you’ve read the Gameboy element of “level” being in a fanfiction? Obviously you haven’t read my Pokemon fanfiction “My Time To Shine.” Levels will be displayed so that, unlike in the television show, you will actually know how strong a single Pokemon is.

As stated above, I will also list the attacks that our main Pokemon characters can and will use. Unlike the Gameboy games, Pokemon can know more than four attacks, much more. So long as they’re not nonsensical things like Blastoise knowing Fire Blast.

I suggest you open two windows, one with this character list and one with the second chapter, so during battles or any scene during which a Pokemon uses some kind of move you can come back to this window and be all, “Okay, what attacks should I expect from Pokemon Number 1? Which one should win the fight?”

Now click that little “next chapter” button and see our cast of characters, and little “answers for your unspoken questions note.

Shortest Chapter I Ever Wrote End.

Ta…Storm