Super Mario RPG 2: The Legend of Heaven Island Chapter 1-1: Trouble at Rock-Rock Bar

As Mario & Charlotte had started their journey for the 7 Angel Orbs, they first came to a town that was only a few miles away.

"Well Mario, here is our first destination. The Village of Earth. This is where we will find our first Angel Orb."

However, just as Charlotte said that, Mario's stomach started growling. He blushed as he covered his stomach. Charlotte chuckled and said,

"Oh my, you must be very hungry. I apologize for not giving you any food back home. Come, I know a place where we can get a bite to eat."

Charlotte leads Mario to a Bar that was somewhere near the entrance to the Village of Earth. The Bar was filled with lots of human, koopa, and anthro animal customers enjoying themselves and chuggin' down their drinks. Mario & Charlotte came in and sat at the front spot. A pretty pig lady came to them and said,

"Ah, Charlotte! Long time no see sweetheart. How's life been treatin' ya?"

"Hi Petunia. I've been doing good. Oh, Petunia I'd like you to meet my new friend, Mario."

Mario said hi to Petunia. She gasped and said,

"Wait! Mario? The Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom?! Wow! I never did think I'd evah meet ya here in a place like this! Now then, what'll ya'll have?"

"We'll have two specials please."

"Tee-hee, comin' right up sugah!"

After about a minute, she gave them to tall glasses with some liquid in them.

"Here ya go ya'll! It's on the house!"

"Aww, thank you Petunia."

"Mah pleasure Miss Sapphire. Drink up ya'll!"

And so, they started drinking their drinks. However, after Mario got his first sip, he felt a little sick, and instantly spat it out.

"Mario!! What is the matter with you?!"

Mario complained that it tasted like dish soap water. Petunia instantly came back and said,

"Oh mah stars!! I am so sorry Mr. Mario! I didn't realize I put dish soap water in there! Here, I'll take care of it!"

Petunia grabs the glass and takes care of business. While Mario was waiting for his refill, a Rex (SMW enemy) pushed him aside and roared meaningless roars at him. Mario decided to ignore him, and continued waiting for his drink. Suddenly, a Wolf-Man came in and poked at Mario. He turned around and the Wolf-Man said,

"He doesn't like ya!"

Mario just turned around without saying a word. Then the Wolf-Man pushed him aside like the Rex did and said,

"I don't like ya either!"

Mario was about to knock his daylights out, but Charlotte stopped him.

"Mario Please!! I'm sorry kind sir. He's new here and..."

"You and your chubby friend better watch yourselves!! We're all wanted men! Me and me buddies here have the death sentence on 12 different lands!"

"Right. We'll be careful then."

The Wolf-Man pushes Mario off and grabs Charlotte.

"YOU'LL BE DEAD!!"

Mario then gets up and grabs the Wolf-Man. He spins him around and throws him at a wall. He got hit so hard that he got knocked out. The customers looked at the unconscient Wolf-Man in shock.

"Holy crap-curds! That man just knocked out Fangs!"

The customers then got up and got their weapons.

"You bastard!! You and yer pretty girlfriend are gonna pay for what you did to Fangs!! LET'S GET 'EM BOYS!!"

Mario & Charlotte are then forced into battle with the many gang members surrounding them. With Mario's Brute Strength, and Charlotte's Strong Magic, many of the gang members were defeated. However, after Mario defeated a few more goonies,

"BWA HA HA HA HA Swee!! Come 'ere ya little cutie!"

"GAH!! Let me go!!"

Mario turned around to find Charlotte is being held captive by a giant Boar-Man. The Boar-Man laughed and said,

"Your girl is ours now!! Just try and take her from me!!"

Mario started to charge for the Boar-Man. The Boar-Man just chuckled and said,

"Go ahead!! Do your worst!!"

However, once Mario got close, he immediatly stopped, grabbed Charlotte, and kicked the Boar-Man right in the nuts! The Boar-Man squealed in pain and dropped down.

"SWEEE!! Argh, Damn swine! Right in me little piggies!!"

Afterwards, more baddies started coming in the bar. Mario & Charlotte were completely surrounded.

"It's no use Mario! We're completely out-numbered!" said a worried Charlotte.

However, the light within Mario's Amulet started to glow brightly. The baddies then notice the light and says,

"Holy meat-buns!! Look down there!!"

"Something's glowing in that chubby man's pocket!!"

Mario takes out the amulet and raises it up high. The knocked-out Wolf-Man finally comes through his senses, only to see that exact same glow.

"SWEET POOP-STICKS!! THAT LAD'S GOT THE AMULET OF LIGHT!!"

Another minion had asked,

"What should we do?!"

"There's only one thing to do men! RUN FOR YOUR FREAK'N LIVES!!"

And with that, every single gang member ran for their lives. The Bar was now a complete mess. Then, Petunia came in with a shocked look on her face.

"O-oh mah stars! What the devil happened in here?!"

Charlotte turned around and told Petunia.

"Petunia, I am so sorry about what happened here! You see, the customers here wanted to pick on Mario, and...well...I..."

"Charlotte, sweetums! It's alright. I know what ya mean. Infact, I'm glad about what you two did."

Charlotte & Mario were surprised.

"Wait...what? What do you mean Petunia?"

"Oh, them yella-bellied customers were causing me a mess-load-a trouble. I almost had the nerve of kick'n them out mahself. But since I'm not as fit as I used t' be, I didn't have the courage t' do so. Thanks a bunch darlin's, you guys're real life savers."

Charlotte then asked Petunia,

"But what will you do now that your bar is ruined?"

"Aw, doncha worry 'bout that darlin'. I can get mah lazy husband to clean it up fer me. 'sides, I here talk you two're on yer way t' meet the ol' Earth Angel, am I right?"

Mario positivally answered, then Petunia continued,

"Well, you guys could use some supplies since that place is as scary as hell. Allow me to offer you guys some food."

Petunia gives Mario a bunch of food items

"Wow! Thanks Petunia! This will help us out a lot!!" said Charlotte.

Then Petunia tells Mario,

"Oh! Mario, there is somethin' I wanted t' give ya. Take this with ya too."

Mario recieves a bottle of Wii-Wong Wine

"This was the special you ordered. It's a Wine that is made from delicious Wii-Wong berries. It'll come in handy on yer quest. But don't drink it until the time comes."

Mario decided to take her word, and put the Wii-Wong Wine in his inventory.

"Thank you for everything Petunia. But I think it's time we headed on out."

"It's no trouble at all Ms. Sapphire. Have fun on yer journey!"

And so, Mario & Charlotte leave for their destination, with a bunch of food, and a special Wine in hand, the duo head on for the rocky Earth Mountains.

To be Continued...