Disclaimer: I don’t own TMM or KK or the word that I’m using for the title. Cuxie owns ‘confuzzled’.

M-12: I do know that Cuxie was looking forward to this. In fact, let’s put in her review:

Cuxie: Wah! It's over! NO!! You should do a story called "Pita-Mew"! I've thought about it before but I really don't have a plot. And you're awesome with crossovers. I LOVE THIS STORY SOO MUCH!!1!!1!!

M-12: I’m glad you like it! But now, it’s starting up again! With Kamichama Mew Mew 2!!!!! o

Luna: If you need me, I’ll be…um…stuck with Ryuu.

Ryuu: Darlin’! 3

Luna: Yeeeaaaaaaah…and his name means ‘dragon’, too. -- You’d think that I could grab a more serious guy.

Ryuu: I’m serious!

Luna: Oh, yeah?! What’s your favorite band?

Ryuu: …no comment…

Luna: I hope it’s not Vegetales.

Ryuu: I’M NOT THAT RETARDED!

Luna: Suuuuuuuuuuurrreeee you ain’t.

Ryuu: I’m not!

M-12: They’ll be fighting for the rest of the chapter.

Kazune: What a retard.

M-12: (takes a cannon and faces it towards Kazune) What was that?

Kazune: I was talking about Ryuu!

Karin: He really was.

Kazurin: (flies above everyone) Shh! They’re all confuzzled!

Kamichama Mew Mew 2

Confuzzled

The day has been going slowly at Café Mew Mew once more. Ichigo was busy thinking about the ones from the other dimensions. Karin and Kazune… I wish I could see you two again in person. The holograms from Masha and Kazurin aren’t enough! “(sigh) This sucks…”

Kamichama Karin Dimension-

Another boring day at school had just started and Karin wished it had ended five minutes ago. THIS IS ANNOYING! I wanna see Ichigo, Ryou, and the others…they were so much fun. I CAN’T STAND THE HOLOGRAMS! “I. Will. Diiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!”

“Karin, did you say something?” The teacher asked Karin.

Karin sat up straight, knowing that Kazune is watching her and that he’d kill her later in insults. “N-NO! I’m fine! Gomen nasai, Sensei.” The teacher went on with her lesson. Whew! That was WAY too close. Karin laid her head on her desk, once more, coiling and uncoiling about useless wants that floated around in her noggin.

Tokyo Mew Mew Dimension-

“Kish.” Ichigo mouthed, while accidentally spilling a chocolate cake and a cinnamon tea. “…OH! O-Oh! I’m sorry! Let me clean that up for you! Your desserts are on me, okay?”

Ichigo began to clean, when Ryou glared over her shoulder. “Ichigo, even though we’re not losing costumers, we’re losing very valuable profits!”

Ichigo stood up and shouted in Ryou’s face. “DON’T YELL AT ME! IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT THE FOOD HERE SUCKS!”

Keiichiro stood behind Ryou. “My food sucks?” He frowned.

She wished that she never said that last comment. “AH! N-NO! It’s just that…that…that…THE ATMOSPHERE IS HORRIBLE!”

“But,” Keiichiro spoke again, this time with a larger frown, “I decorated Café Mew Mew…”

“N-NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!” Ichigo waved her arms around in the air. “These uniforms are, um, awful!”

“Keiichiro designed them, too.” Ryou pointed a thumb at the adult.

Ichigo groaned and stared at the floor. “Is there anything that you didn’t design, Keiichiro?”

“I didn’t design the Mew battle uniforms” He smiled.

Ichigo shouted in Ryou’s face again. “HA! IN YOUR FACE! THOSE-…those…battle outfits are…um…let’s see…re-REVEALING! HA! HA! In your face!”

Ryou and Keiichiro both stared at Ichigo as if she was a lunatic. “Right…” The blonde teen groaned. “The day is done, so leave.”

“WHAT? Without cleaning the café?!” Ichigo shouted, once more.

“With no pay.” Ryou smirked as Ichigo ran out the door in her regular clothing, along with all the other employees.

After Ryou was absolutely sure that everyone was gone, he and Keiichiro ventured down into the basement and started to search. Ryou glared at the screen. “Damn, I was sure that Kish wouldn’t try anything.”

Keiichiro’s eyes grew. “No way, Ryou, this data shows that there have been Kiremia attacks over in America!”

Ryou’s glare turned dark and evil. “How dare that-that-…alien try such a stunt? Anyone who attacks my home will be terminated!” He stormed out of the basement and out of the café.

“RYOU!” Keiichiro shouted and ran after the young teen. Ryou called for Masha and the little robot left Ichigo’s bed side and appeared next to Ryou.

“R2000, Kish will go down and he will go down hard!” Masha tweeted in response and began his task.

Kamichama Karin dimension-

The trio was walking home from school with little Kazurin sitting on Himeka’s head. “Bored, bored, bored!” The little robot shouted. “Kazurin wanna see Masha!”

“Kazurin, you know that we can only see everyone else through your mouth.” Karin pointed out with a hint of sadness in her voice.

Kazune was sleepy and was about to collapse from school, when suddenly Kazurin flew ahead of the gang. “Hey! Kazurin!” He shouted and ran ahead of Karin and Himeka.

“Kazune!” Karin yelled and ran as fast as she could.

Himeka stood there, staring blankly out into space. “Yup, just leave your daughter. I’m sure she’ll catch up some way or another. Ha, ha…great…” She started to walk home with her bag in her hand, but Himeka noticed a bright spot in the forest to her right.

The light, the strangest light. White, fluffy, and feathery, Himeka never saw this before, never. The light was too enchanting, unintentionally forcing Himeka to walk in to the darkness. “So strange…” She was a few feet from the light. Himeka reached out her hand and dropped her bag. As soon as her hand touched the soft light, it exploded and threw Himeka back. “EYAH!” Then it dragged Himeka in and disappeared.

After many minutes, Himeka stood up and rubbed her head. “Owie…that hurt.” She brushed herself off. “That is the last time I follow a strange light.” She glanced around everything was so bright and full of life. “…Am I in…HEAVEN?!?!”

Kazune & Karin-

The two each ran after Kazurin, hoping she’s stop soon, but instead she zoomed into the forest. “Aw man!” Kazune shouted and ran into the thick trees.

“Kazune, wait for me!” Karin cried out and ran awkwardly.

He kept running forwards until he lost the little flying bunny robot. “Oh, come on!”

Karin collapsed and panted on the ground. “Thanks for waiting up. Hey, wait a sec,” she glanced around, “where’s Kazurin?”

Suddenly, a blinding light interrupted Karin’s mouth. “What the-” Kazune shouted, but stared. It was so mystifying and unusual.

“Kazune…?” Karin thought the light was just plain freaky. “What is that?”

Kazune walked closer with Karin following behind. “I don’t know, I really don’t know.” He touched the light; it exploded, and pulled Karin and Kazune off their feet. “ARGHHH!!!”

“HELP!” Karin yelled, and then looked into the shining light. She saw Kazurin! “There you are!” Karin grabbed the little bunny and the three were all sucked away.

Many minutes passed until Kazune woke up, staring at Kazurin doing an extremely odd dance. “Kazurin? What are you doing?”

“Dance, dance, dance! OOOO! Dance, dance, dance! OOOO !” When the dance was completely finished, Kazurin made some breakfast foods pop up in front of Karin’s sleeping face. “Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!” It didn’t work. “Aw, pish! Kawin won wakey!”

“Hey, Kazurin, where are…we…?” Kazune asked with his voice trailing off. He stared at a blonde teenager with a large, girly café standing behind him.

Okay, Cuxie, I hope you’re happy! Know I have even more trouble on my hands and more stories to write. I BLAME YOU! ToT

Well, I was going to do it at some point, so why not? Stay tuned for the next chapter of…KAMICHAMA MEW MEW 2!