Death Becomes You

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Fck I’m Dead!?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I wish I did but I don’t….WHY!? WHY NOT ME!?

(P.S. update will be late) WARNING: I AM WRIED and first story

((translations))

Kyuubi, and beings when being demonic

‘thought’ ‘demon thought’

“speaking”

/inner Jiraiya speaking/ (hey! we all have one you know!)

(notes by me!!)

Note: the Jutsu will be in English

“Hey kid, kid wake up” no response “KID I SAID WAKE UP DAMNIT!!!!!!” still no response, the man looks up at the sky “I tell you one thing Kama (is that right?) , you didn’t make him a light sleeper!” he shouts at the sky, he’s 13 years old, young even by mortal standers. ‘Jeez Kama why me!? Why must I do the Ninja ’ ... (and as are friend The Grim Reaper is thinking this, the boy, guess who! was well, confused “Who are you?” the boy asks, the man jumps up hits his head on the ceiling and let out a load “OOWW!!” “Huh? What? Oh yah…I UZUMAKI NARUTO I AM THE GRIM REAPER, FEAR ME!” “What’s that?” the Reaper sweat drops “you don’t know about the grim reaper do you kid?” “No.” “Well, kid you died and I’m Death.” he said matter-of-factly The Reaper added in a bored tone “My name is Steve by the way.” “I’m dead!?...wait your name is Steve?” Naruto shouts “Well, in that order 1. A chidori through the heart can do that to you kid and 2. Yes it’s Steve, mom give to me” ‘No I can’t be dead, and his name can’t be Steve, I have to get Sasuke, have to get Sasuke, hav-wait he killed me now…now…I can’t eat Ramen! NOOOOOOO! My lovely ramen! WHY!? WHY ME KAMA WHAT DID I DO WONG!? ’ ‘ahgg, my head, damn hangover’s’ moaned a voice in Naruto’s head Nartuo looks around him his in a white room a desk at one end the room no one but the guy in front of him was there ‘who said that?’ he asked himself ‘It’s me you baka-kit! It’s Kyuubi!’ ‘Nice try.’ ‘You don’t believe me Naru-chan?” ‘Don’t call me that! Anyway,you can’t be fur ball-san, he sounds more evil and demonic and he’s a guy, you sound girly and sexy an-’ ‘IN. THE. SEAL. NOW! YOU SEXIST PIG!!!’ yelled Kyuubi (A/N or Kyuu-chan!! WHAT you can’t call me that you…you ass! No, no, no I’m not an ass, I’m a lazy ass, ya got that? …...Wait how you get in here!? I have no idea…ah, I see…you’re a bad liar, you know that…I am? Yes, yes you are, end A/N) as a hand came out of Naruto stomach and pulled him in to the seal.

In the seal

Naruto found him self in a field and the suns were sh-wait suns!? one was black with a white dot in the middle and the next was white with a black dot in the middle (like yin and yang) in front of him was a T.V. it look like his memory’s were on it “so you like it kit?” asks a voice Naruto turned to the sweet sounding voice a woman she looked about 25 years old, she was wearing what look Anko‘s style except the hair was longer and blood red and the trench coat was black with the kanji for ‘Demon Fox’ on the back, her eyes were golden and the pupils were catlike, she had a leaf headband the metal was black and seemed to suck in the light around her. ‘/damn she’s hot!’/ No bad inner Jiraiya! (As he had dubbed it the inner perv.) Must…not…look…at…boobs…can’t…resist…much…longer…no…he’s…winning…/you will do it/ ’ “yes…he-he-he.” he said staring at her chest making a pervert giggle that putJiraiya to shame. ‘I love you like a brother kit, but you’re still a HENTAI!!!!’ “LOOK UP HERE BAKA-KIT! OR I’LL MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE RAMEN YOU EAT WILL TASTE LIKE SHIT!!! She did what Tsunadeusually did and punched him in the face…as hard as possible (which is pretty damn hard)

“OOOOWWWW!!!! YOU SON, err, YOU BITCH!!” yelled Naruto “Hey!!! I’m a fox not a dog!! That’s when Naruto saw the fox ears on the top of her head (same color as her hair with white tips) and the tails…the 9 tails, blood red white tips, same as the ears “Kyuubi That you?” asks Nartuo “First yes, and second my name isn’t Kyuubi, it’s Rindou. ((Bellflower)) Rin said (I’m calling her Rin now and so will Nartuo) “ ‘Bellflower’? Your name is BELLFLOWER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That’s freakin’ rich!” he laughed “So, you got a problem with that Naruto?” asked Rin cracking her knuckles to drive the point home “N-no Ri-n-n-s-san i-it’s j-ust th-that w-well yo-u’re a de-mon a de-emon s-should h-have a w-well a de-monic n-name.” “What? I think its pretty, it makes me feel pretty, oh so preeeettttyyyy, and so witty, and so pretty and witty and wwwwiiissseee!!” sang Rin “um, Rin are you drunk?” ask Naruto “no-no not drunk it’s the after effects of demon whiskey it make you high, why you ask, Mr. Pieman-sama?” (O-o)“WHAT THE IN THE NAME OF GOD!?” ( or W.i.t.n.o.g ((Wit-Nog)).)

And so it began… END Cappy 1

So that’s the end of 1 no Flames!! If it sucks, oh well, DON’T READ IT THAN!!!!!!! P.s. It’s a spoof I co on this kind of thing is used way too many times so I’d said to myself “I think I’ll spoof this!” all things I do are random and dumb so get use to it………