Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa, the gang or any of CLAMPs works
Note: Done for a dare on the Tsubasa Forums. Dared by: SakuraFai
Prompts: Cake, FWR, LJ, IM, and summer.

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Somewhere is a far off dimension there sat a man. A very large man. In fact it was a very, very large man with a rather large chin.

Now this man was the great and powerful chin lord known as Fei Wang Reed, due to his name he shall be known as FWR. That way no one can make a joke out of the fact he has ‘wang’ in his name.

Now it was the summer time on the particular day that we visit FWR and his chin in their, rather silent, dimension. Luckily due to the almighty powers of the chin there happens to be a wonderfully air conditioned TV room with internet connection.

At the current time FWR was discussing the matters of how the cake was a lie with his friends, yes he does have friends but they hate being filmed, over IM. The discussion had started about cake in general being nice, it had then twisted to what flavour cakes you could make before finally onto the lie. Needless to say it was an extremely interesting topic which could very well change the dimensional logic as it was already known to be.

FWR and his chin had just signed into their LJ account, PowerChin, when the television spoke words of wisdom.

“Use a spork Use a spork” It called. “Use a spork for your cake”

FWR was stunned. He hadn’t considered a spork when eating cake which wasn’t a lie. He typed the new knowledge to his friends, they replied with various cries of joy, and decided that as long as the cake wasn’t a lie it was all good.

FWR pulled a large piece of cake from under his robes, there happens to be a mini fridge under there too, and a spork from his sleeve.

As he searched LJ for role-playing communities, in which he could play his favourite anime characters and not be judged, the IM started to flash. FWR and his chin clicked the IM and up popped the newest discussion.

Was his name Fei WANG Reed or Fei WONG Reed?