Two of a Kind

By: Madelina and JohnCenaForever16

Summary: After being drafted to Raw, Elizabeth Roberts meets the Women’s Champion, Natalie Basco, and they immediately become friends. Follow this unlikely team through the challenges of friendship, tragedy, drama, and love.

OC, Triple H, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, Dave Batista, and others…

As Natalie drove into the arena-parking garage, she could sense that tonight was going to be a great night. She parked her car, grabbed her duffle bag, and headed towards her locker room. On her way, she had a run-in with her friend and current Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Hardy.

“What’s up Hardy.” Natalie greeted him

“Hey Nats, how you been? I see you’re still prancing around with that big piece of gold on your shoulder.” Jeff said referring to her Women’s championship belt hanging on her shoulder

“Well, you know how it is. I have to keep up appearances.” She said with a silly grin

She hugged Jeff and continued on her way to her locker room. When she opened the door, there stood her four teammates, Paul Levesque, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, and Dave Batista.

“What the hell? Why are you all in my locker room? Can’t I at least get dressed in peace?” Natalie asked throwing her duffel bag in to the locker

“Well, somebody’s not getting laid.” Randy said with a smirk, “Besides, aren’t we allowed to see our teammate before the show?”

“Orton the only reason why you’re here is because you were hoping to see me naked.” Natalie said

Randy shrugged his shoulders, “Can’t blame a guy for trying.”

“Orton the day you hook up with me, will be the day that the world will be going straight to hell.” Natalie said

“Damn, just shoot my hopes down the drain.” Randy said

Just then, Natalie felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist, “I think I’m starting to rub off on you.” Paul said

“Oh you think?” Natalie said getting smart, “Oh Paul, if I wasn’t engaged to be married, and if you weren’t already married to our boss’s daughter, then this would be so perfect.” Natalie said leaning her head back on his chest

“You don’t know how bad I want you right now.” Paul said

Natalie turned around and smiled, “Down boy, if we were to do that then me and Stephanie would have a major bitch fight.”

“I’m willing to pay money to see that.” Randy said

“Oh you pay anything to see boobs flying around.” Natalie smiled

“Stephanie’s going to be pissed when she comes in here to see you two all cuddled up.” Randy said

“No she’s not, cause she knows better. She knows that I would never jeopardize my relationship with A.J.” Natalie said

“Oh yes, your precious A.J. How many times have we heard his name in the last week?” Dave said

“Somebody jealous?” Natalie said

Ric and Dave started laughing…

“What are you laughing at, Dave? At least Randy doesn’t have a girlfriend who keeps a leash on him 24/7.” Natalie said

“Leave Melina out of your mouth.” Dave said

“Oh please, I would never have Melina in my mouth…just thinking about that makes me gag.” Natalie said pretending to gag

“At least my girlfriend acknowledges me in public.” Dave said

“A.J. proposed to me right after they beat the Patriots in the super bowl, you idiot.” Natalie said, “How much more public affection would you want from him?”

“Now that was the best thing he could have ever done. Especially for Natalie, I mean proposing in front of the entire stadium right after a huge game…she’s going to go down in history as the luckiest woman in the world.” Ric said

“You damn right I am, and all the divas are jealous of me because I have a sexy ass fiancée who’s in the NFL, and my on-screen boyfriend is the World Heavyweight Champion.” Natalie smiled

“Aren’t you forgetting something?” Paul asked pointing to the championship on her shoulder

“Oh yeah, and they’re all jealous because I’m the undefeated Women’s Champion.” She smirked

“That’s our girl.” Ric smiled

“We did well.” Paul said

“Yes we did.” Randy said

“What the hell are you talking about, Orton? You didn’t do anything to shape my career. If sexual harassment was apart of my “growth” in this business then you did a great job, Randall.” Natalie joked

Ric swung his arm around Randy, “Don’t worry about it Orton, your time will come.”

“Yeah try like in a couple hundred years.” Natalie laughed

“Just because you screwed your way to the Women’s Championship doesn’t mean that you can’t be moved out of the limelight.” Randy spat

Natalie slammed her championship on the bench and stormed over to Orton, “Listen her rookie, the only reason why you’re here is because you’re the son of Cowboy Bob Orton, and just because you’re his son doesn’t mean I won’t hesitate to shove this expensive stiletto up that untalented ass of yours.”

“Do I sense a hint of sexual frustration?” Randy asked

“Orton don’t tempt me, cause I will kick your ass all over this damn locker room.” She said grabbing a towel and slamming the bathroom door shut, “And when I come out all of you better be gone!”

Paul sat on the bench and opened up a magazine, then he looked up and raised an eyebrow, “Well you heard her, she wants you out.”

“That means you too Romeo.” Natalie yelled

“Oh come on, Nats.” Paul begged

“Don’t beg it makes you sound like a lovesick puppy.” Natalie said

“More like a pussy whipped puppy.” Randy said to Dave as they left

“I heard that asshole.” Paul said closing the door behind him

As Natalie got in the shower, she couldn’t help but feel a little guilty for the feelings she was starting to have for Paul. I mean she had only started in this business a couple years ago, and she had joined Evolution a couple months after her debut.

I think I might be falling for him, but I’m engaged to A.J. But I can’t help but feel this way about Paul. I mean he’s always so sweet to me, even when we’re in public. And he doesn’t seem to care about Stephanie that much.

As she finished washing up, she couldn’t help but shake the feeling that someone else was in there with her.

“Is someone there?” Natalie called out

Just then the curtain was pulled back slowly and a small smile came to her face, “I thought I told you to get out.”

“Well, I couldn’t leave my baby girl upset, now could I?”

“So what is it that you want?” She asked

A smile crept on his face as he got into the shower; he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her into him. Their kiss was passionate and full of lust, yet she fell in love with him even more by the second. The way his hands slid down her back, the way his tongue ring felt as it rolled around in her mouth, the things he did to her made her go weak in the knees. When they pulled away, she couldn’t help but smile.

“Dave, this is so wrong.” Natalie said sliding her hand down his muscular arm

“Well if it’s so wrong, then why are you here with me and not him?”

“I’m addicted to the things that you do to me. But can you blame me?” Natalie asked

Dave just smiled and continued to kiss Natalie…but their make-out session was cut short due to the knock that came to the door.

“What!” Natalie yelled obviously irritated

“Natalie, Stephanie McMahon wants to meet with you in five.” Said a stage hand

“I’ll be right there.” Natalie said shutting off the water

As she got out of the shower, she wrapped the towel around her waist and stared up at Dave, “It looks like fate just intervened. I guess this was never meant to be.” Natalie said

“I guess not.” Dave said

After she gathered herself, she decided to take a quick shower.

Meanwhile…

The limo pulled up in front of the arena-parking garage and Elizabeth got out of the car. Her long black/crimson hair was blowing in the wind as she strutted into the arena. The large black duffel bag clung to her side as she looked for her new locker room. When she came to the door, she opened it and screamed when she came face to face with a naked Natalie Basco.

“Oh. My. God. Don’t you know how to knock!” Natalie screamed

Slamming the door shut, Elizabeth was mentally kicking herself, “I’m so sorry. I didn’t think anyone would be in there.”

“Yeah, well there is.” Natalie said trying to wrap the towel back around herself.

As Elizabeth sat outside the locker room, she smacked her hand against her forehead repeatedly. But then the locker room door swung open and there stood a fully clothes Natalie, hand on her hip and all.

“Now who are you?” Natalie asked sizing up the young woman in front of her

“My name is Elizabeth Roberts, I was drafted from Smackdown.” She said

“Oh, you mean you’re Serephena? Wow, you’re prettier in person than you are on t.v. “ Natalie said

“Thank you, I hope that was more of a compliment than an insult?” Elizabeth asked

“Of course it was a compliment. We’re partners…well, we’ll be partners but you’ll be the new addition to Evolution.” Natalie said

“You mean I’ll be in the same faction as Randy Orton and Batista?” Elizabeth asked

“Yeah, but I wouldn’t date either one of them…I mean Batista is already taken…and Randy is about to get a divorce.” Natalie said

“How do you know this?” Elizabeth asked

“Well Lizzy, I’ve been with these guys for a couple years, so I basically know all there is to know about them.” Natalie explained

“What about you and Triple H? Is there anything going on between you two?” Elizabeth asked

“Yeah right.” Natalie lied, “Paul is married to Stephanie McMahon and I’m engaged to A.J. Feeley.” Natalie smiled

“You mean, the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles?” Elizabeth asked

“You bet.” Natalie said

“Wow, you must be excited.” Elizabeth said

“You know, I should be…but I don’t know. Maybe I’m not ready to do the whole marriage thing yet.” Natalie said

“What do you mean you’re not ready? I would kill to be in your place right now.” Elizabeth said

“I know, but it’s just really complicated…I’ll explain it to you later. But for the meantime but your stuff in the locker and I’ll introduce you to the guys.” Natalie said

Elizabeth smiled and put her duffel bag in the locker beside Natalie’s. And after she had freshened up, they headed to the Evolution locker room.

“Now when you meet the guys I don’t want you to feel intimidated. They’re pretty big, well the major three are, but Ric…he’s just there.” Natalie said knocking on Evolution’s locker room door

When the door opened, Randy saw Natalie and another beautiful woman standing out in the hallway.

“Ew, why couldn’t you have let Dave open the door?” Natalie said

“Well Dave is getting ready for a match. And you should be doing the same.” Randy said

“Since when did you become my father?” Natalie asked pushing her way into the room

Completely ignoring her question, Randy focused his attention on the beautiful woman that walked in behind Natalie.

“And who is this gorgeous young woman?” Randy asked going to kiss her hand

“I don’t think so.” Natalie said slapping her hand away,” Rule number one Lizzy, never let Randy Orton touch you. In any way, shape, or form.”

Elizabeth gave a small smirk and followed Natalie over to the bench where Paul sat.

“Okay everybody, I’d like to introduce a new member of Evolution, Elizabeth Roberts.” Natalie said

“Oh yeah, I’ve seen her on Smackdown…she’s just as good as Natalie in the ring.” Dave said winking at Elizabeth

“Would you stop flirting with the girl…I mean damn…she hasn’t been here for more than fifteen minutes and you’re already trying to get in her pants.” Natalie said

“Don’t worry about it Nats, I know about Batista and Melina and trust me…I wouldn’t want to get involved with him anyway.” Elizabeth said

Natalie burst into a fit of laughter, “Well, it looks like you won’t be getting any tonight.”

“Ha, ha very funny.” Dave said rolling his eyes

“So, who are you up against tonight?” Paul asked pulling Natalie down onto his lap

“Well, tonight I’m going up against Melina…but it’s going to get interrupted by Jillian Hall. Then those two start ganging up on me, and then my new partner in crime here runs down to the ring and starts kicking ass and taking names.” Natalie said as she got up and threw her arm around Elizabeth

“Well, I guess Evolution could use one more hot chick.” Paul said smiling at Elizabeth

“Now, if you’ll excuse us…we have to get dressed for tonight, lets go Lizzy.” Natalie said

When Elizabeth didn’t answer, Natalie turned around to see her staring at Randy…hard.

“Would you snap out of it…we have more important things to do.” Natalie said dragging Elizabeth out of the room

Once they were out in the hallway, Natalie gave Elizabeth a look of disappointment.

“What!?” Elizabeth shrugged her shoulders

“I want you to watch out for Randy.” Natalie said

“Why? I mean I’m not even attracted to him.” Elizabeth lied

Natalie looked at her with a stupid look on her face, “Lizzy, with the way you were looking at Randy, please. You know you like him, so don’t try to cover it up.”

“Okay, so he’s extremely sexy, it’s not my fault I’m strangely attracted to him.” Elizabeth said

Natalie rolled her eyes, “Look, you just make sure you know what you’re doing. Meanwhile, we have to go get dressed, lets go.”

When Natalie and Elizabeth walked into wardrobe, they noticed that there were two black bags hanging on the opposite end of the room.

“Are these our outfits?” Elizabeth asked

“You bet your ass they are. Lets go check them out.” Natalie said racing across the room

Once Natalie got her bag, she opened it and there was a steel blue surplice knit halter-top with a Too Phisted symbol on the back. The bottoms were a pair of matching pull-string pants with the Infinity tribal symbol on the sides of each pant leg.

“That’s sexy.” Elizabeth said

“Hell yeah it is, and wait until the boys see me in this.” Natalie smirked

When Elizabeth opened up her bag, there was a black and red halter corset with a white and red cross on the back. And within the cross it says, “For what profit is it to man if he gains the world and loses his own soul?” The bottoms were a pair of black, red, and white leather pants with the same cross on the sides of each pant leg.

“That cross is sexy.” Natalie stated

“You think so?” Elizabeth asked

“I know so, now lets get dressed so we can go out there and kick some skanky hobag ass.” Natalie said walking into one of the rooms.

After they had both gotten on their ring gear, Natalie put her hair up and in neat ponytail and started adjusting her elbow pads. Elizabeth on the other hand was looking at a recent WWE magazine with Evolution on the cover.

“Are you still staring at Randy?” Natalie asked starting to smile

“Maybe.” Elizabeth replied

Just then the stagehand poked his head in the door, “Natalie you’re on.”

“Okay, that’s my cue, I’ll see you out there.” Natalie said before running out the door

As she made her way to the guerilla, Natalie ran into Paul, who was doing a promo with her.

“How are you feeling?” Paul asked

“I’m feeling like I’m about to go out there and kick some major ass.” Natalie said

“That’s what I like to hear.” Paul said

Just then the camera man walked to over to shoot their promo…

The Promo…

“Now remember what we went over. You don’t let her get the upper hand.” Triple H said

“I remember, kick ass and take no prisoners. Take complete control and make her suffer.” Infinity said cracking her neck

But just as she went to walk up the stairs, he pulled her back, “Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?”

Infinity slid her hands down his chest and had an evil smirk on her face. Their kiss was slow and passionate yet lust-filled and rushed. When they finally pulled away a small smile came to her face and she headed up the stairs of the titantron.

End of Promo…

The cameraman shut off the camera and gave Natalie a thumbs up.

“Good luck baby girl.” Paul said

Natalie rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue, “You suck Paul.”

Then “Your Disease” by Saliva blasted throughout the arena and the crowd broke out in cheers. Although she was with Evolution, everyone liked her cause she simply wasn’t like the rest of the divas. Especially her character, Infinity. As she strutted down the ramp, she grabbed several fans’ hands and gave a little boy a kiss on the cheek. Once she was in that ring, Infinity was on.

Infinity vs Melina

When the referee signaled for the bell to ring, Infinity started circling the ring. Once they locked up, Infinity got Melina in the headlock and gave her a noogie. She let her go and started laughing. Melina then went to kick her in the midsection, but Infinity ducked and countered with a spinning back kick to Melina’s head.

While Melina was down on the mat, Infinity used that opportunity to climb to the top rope and land a flying elbow to her throat. Infinity flipped to her feet and started taunting Melina to get up. When Melina stumbled to her feet, Infinity landed Cryptic Chaos, which is her modified version of the Electric Chair Driver. As she went for the pin, Jillian Hall ran to the ring and started attacking her, and Melina joined in shortly after.

Meanwhile…

Elizabeth was waiting for her cue to go out and help Natalie kick Melina and Jillian’s ass. When Jillian went for the chair that’s when “Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson blasted throughout the arena, and Elizabeth was not Serephena.

Infinity and Serephena vs Melina and Jillian Hall

Serephena ran out, slid into the ring, and started kicking Jillian and Melina’s ass. Once Infinity had gotten up, she started to help Serephena out. Double teaming the two hated divas, and clotheslining them over the top rope. Infinity stared at Serephena for a moment before smiling at one another and hugging. The crowd was cheering for them as they raised their arms in air. As they headed up the ramp, Infinity draped her arm over Serephena’s shoulder and they smiled at one another.

Once they were backstage they hugged and started laughing.

“Did you see the look on Jillian and Melina’s face? They looked like two deer caught in the headlights.” Elizabeth said

“And when you completely took Jillian’s head off! That was awesome!” Natalie exclaimed

“Hey, when you threw Melina over the top rope with no sweat was impressive.” Elizabeth smiled

An arm draped over Elizabeth’s shoulder, and Paul wrapped his arms around Natalie’s waist.

“Orton, what did I tell you? I told to you to quit harassing the girl.” Natalie said

“Hey, he can harass me all he wants. Just as long as he’s nice.” Elizabeth smiled

“Well, it looks like everyone has a date for tonight. Except for Flair.” Paul said

“Oh great, just rub it in will you. It’s bad enough that none of the divas want to go with me, but the old women don’t either.” Ric said

“Awe, Flair don’t be upset. Maybe they’ll be some sexy women at the club tonight.” Natalie said

“Actually guys, I think I’m just going to go back to the hotel and crash.” Elizabeth said

“Oh come on, Lizzy. Please.” Natalie begged, “Please don’t make me stay with Melina by myself.”

Elizabeth saw the look on Dave’s face when he shot a glare at Natalie and started laughing.

“Okay, I’ll go, but I won’t stay long.” Elizabeth said

“Alright, it’s party time…All the ladies will be dying to ride space mountain tonight!” Ric yelled as they headed down the hall

“Ric, no offense, but don’t you think that space mountain has been shut down since like the late nineties?” Randy asked

Meanwhile, his arm was still draped over Elizabeth’s shoulder. He glanced over at her and she gave him a small smile.

“So, Elizabeth.” Randy started

“Please, call me Lizzy. Everybody else does.” Elizabeth said

“Okay, Lizzy would you like to ride with me back to the hotel?” Randy asked

“Yeah, I would like that. Just let me go and get my stuff.” Elizabeth said walking into her locker room

As she got her duffel bag, she looked at herself in the mirror and started smiling. But then she remembered what Natalie had told her earlier.

“Watch out for Randy.” Elizabeth mumbled

And with that said, she turned off the light and walked out of the locker room.

Madelina