Chapter 1: Pai

1) Sneak into Pai’s computer room while he’s working without getting noticed. Hide yourself quickly and start saying in a spooky voice, “Pai, Pai. Come to the light Pai.”

2) Go up to Pai when he’s working and tell him you’ve got something you need to tell him. If he ignores you just say, “OK. All I was going to tell ya was that the so called ‘Deep Blue’ you work for is the gay tree hugging nerd Masaya. Commonly known as Ichigo’s boyfriend.”(Call Kish in with you before you tell him. Take pictures of Pai freaking out and sell them on Ebay and use 5 to blackmail him. Use 5 because he will destroy most of them.)

3) Go to his room when he’s not there and repaint I as an emo’s bedroom. Then when he comes back and asks who did it say, “Pai I didn’t know you were a emo.” Then run like the wind bull’s eye.

4) Take his fans. Replace them with a Barbie doll collection and when Pai finds his he will see them with strawberries and kittens on them. When he shows Kish, Kish will be very angry and start to yell and swear at Pai.

5) Sneak into Pai’s room at night. Give him a Bratz, Barbie and a stuffed dolphin to hold in his sleep.

6) Tie him to a chair bring in all his worldly possessions and destroy them and run like the wind again ‘cause he will break out of his bonds and try to kill you.

7) Play your DS/PS2 or any other loud thing while he’s researching. (Be in the same room as him.)

8) In the middle of the fight between the cyclonions and the Mew Mews push Pai onto Ichigo and take pictures of them kissing.

9) Do the same with number 8 but push him on Retasu (Lettuce).

10) Sneak up behind Pai when he’s working and yell, “Hello Daddy!!!!!!!!!!”

11) Steal his diary rub out everything in it and put in a girls diary's stuff. For example: I love ponies and all the boys are sooooo cute.
Give it to Kish when it's done and he will read it out then Pai will ask, "Whoose diary are ya reading? Ichigo's? HAHAHAHHAH!"
"No yours." You and Kish should reply then teleport out of there with Kish.

12) When he falls asleep pull his ears and scream like a fangirl and say, "Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's Pai quick girls glomp him and take him with us!" After you hear him scream run.

13) Poke him all day and night. If he asks why you're poking him shrug and say, "I need to harness my poking powers."

14) Repain his room and make it a little girls room.

15) Tape the theme to Barney the Dinosaur on the cieling of his room.

16) Do the same as 15 but with an endless song like I know a song that will get on your nerves.

17) Follow him around and bark every time he speaks or opens his mouth.

18) Do the same as number 17 but meow.

19) Do the same as number 17 but say random things.

20) Do you impression of him whenever he opens his mouth.