|Nobodies to Cats
Author: Follow-The-Firefly PM
It's a normal day for Organization 13. That is, until Vexen's experiment fails and the members are turned into cats! Is everyone stuck as a cat forever? Rated T for TeenRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 01-31-08 - Published: 01-23-08 - id: 4029161
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Disclaimer: I don't own Organization 13 or KH. I'd love to, but I don't.
It's Mika-chan! I really didn't want to work on this for a while. I've been updating Roulette like mad lately, and i don't want to finish that too quickly. why is that important? you may not even read Roulette...whatever. I think the next chapter will be the last one. I didn't plan on this being an epic novel to begin with. enjoy! let the deadly tale continue!
Axel woke up on his pillow, curled into a tight little ball. He wondered how on Earth he could fit on his pillow when he remembered the events of the previous night. Frowning, Axel looked at the foot of his bed and saw Roxas, curled up and asleep. Axel walked across the bed and tapped Roxas on the head with his paw. Roxas opened his blue eyes and said, "What?"
"I guess I wasn't dreaming." Axel said.
"About us being cats?" Roxas stretched his paws in front of himself as far as they would go, yawning.
"What else?" Axel shrugged. "Stupid Vexen. This is the price for having a scientist in the Organization."
"At least things like this don't happen very often." Roxas said.
"Don't say that!" Axel exclaimed. "We could be frogs next! Or ducks!"
"But I like ducks…" Roxas frowned.
"Let's go downstairs and see what everyone else is doing." Axel said. "There isn't much to do when you don't have thumbs."
The two jumped off the bed and walked to the door.
"How do we open it?" Axel asked.
Roxas stuck his paw inside the door and pulled it open, allowing the two to walk outside.
"See?" Roxas smiled. "It wasn't that hard."
They went down to the second floor living room. Vexen was sitting on the back of the couch, obviously thinking.
"Any ideas, Vexie?" Axel asked.
"I could probably do it if I had thumbs." Vexen said. "But it will be hard to do it without them."
"No idea what you're talking about, but ok!" Roxas exclaimed.
He jumped up on the couch and curled up in a ball.
"You just woke up from a nap!" Axel exclaimed.
"What else is there to do?" Roxas looked at the Flurry of Dancing Flames in confusion.
"Chase a ball around." Axel suggested.
"I'm not really a cat!" Roxas yelled.
"You sure look like one to me." Axel said.
"I'm going to go down to the dungeon." Vexen told the other 2. "I'll come up in a few minutes to see if anything happened."
The Chilly Academic jumped off the back of the couch and walked down the stairs to the lower levels of Castle Oblivion. A very annoyed Larxene walked in seconds later.
"How can I torture Demyx if I'm a cat?" she hissed.
"But you look cute as a cat." Roxas said.
Axel looked at the Keyblade Master in shock.
"Don't tell me you're leaving me, Roxas!" he yelled.
"Why on Earth would I leave you?" Roxas frowned.
"I dunno." Axel said, scratching his ear with his hind leg. "You just said Larxene was cute…"
"But I didn't say she was hot, now did I?" Roxas clarified.
"I guess not." Axel looked much happier.
"Well, now that we have that figured out," Larxene said, "Where is Vexen? I want to murder him viciously."
"In the lab trying to get us back to normal." Roxas said, tail twitching.
"At least he's doing something about it…" Larxene said as she left.
"Seriously, what do we do?" Roxas asked the redhead, who had joined him on the couch.
"We could make out as cats." Axel grinned.
"That would look so wrong…" Roxas squeezed his eyes shut.
"Come on, blue eyes." Axel said, calling Roxas the name he only called him when they were alone.
"Don't even think about it, Axel." Roxas said. "I am not making out with you as a cat."
"It would be interesting…" Axel said.
Luxord walked into the room.
"Making out with Roxas while we're cats." Axel said.
"That's gross." Luxord said. "I don't care about the two of you being together and all. Just keep it to yourselves, ok?"
"Whatever you say." Roxas said.
"This is so annoying!" Luxord exclaimed. "I can't even play strip poker with Demyx."
"You yell at us about-" Roxas began to say.
"I just like to watch Demyx suffer." Luxord said as he left.
"You're starting to sound like Larxene." Axel called after him.
A few minutes later, Vexen came up the stairs looking hopeful. But when he saw that Roxas and Axel were still cats, he looked depressed again.
"I guess it didn't work."
"If you're still a cat, of course it didn't work." Axel said.
"I must have calculated something wrong." Vexen said, rushing back down to the lab.
Roxas rolled his eyes. He had to find something to do to keep him occupied as a cat so he wouldn't drive himself insane.
I can imagine Roxas and Axel as cats. Wouldn't they be cute!!!! i'm going to try to find some fanart of kitty Axel and Roxas. If I find any, I'll try to post it. review please!
next chapter: does Vexen find a solution?