You know you've watched too much Full Metal Alchemist when…

You snap your fingers/clap your hands whenever you get mad

You hate walking next to tall people

You stop drinking milk

Navy Blue is the best color

You flex when people say your name

You swear you memorize every book you read word for word

You start carrying revolvers every where you go

You only date blonde guys/girls

You fill in every circle you see with decorative lines

White gloves are a must have

You consider burning down your house

You keep every red rock you find

Your dating life starts to suck (guys)

You hate your dad for no particular reason

You kick everyone in the face that pisses you off

You take it personal every time someone says something about "small" or "short"

You make paper airplanes out of notes from superiors

You insist on riding trains

You're sure you can turn your lead pencil into gold

You call hotels "inns" and cant manage to stay in one for more than an hour

Little kids make you smile (not in a pedophile way.)

You claim you have the world on strings

You spend days searching for a long red trench coat

You fear black gates

You suspect the person that hates you is a homunculus

You start to over eat

Every time a guy with black hair snaps his fingers you expect something to blow up

Your new hobby is collecting stray cats

You start thinking everything is science

And you've really lost it when…

You start finding every way and every excuse possible to get rid of you arm and leg so you can replace it with automail.