Mel: Hey everyone!

Jo: I know, I know, all you people out there who’ve been paying attntion to our celeb gossip mag are thing “OHMIGOSH! WHAT ARE THEY DOING TOGETHER?!” well, I’ll let Mel apologize.

Mel: I was a butt and I’m sorry.

Beth: I helped to get them to stop fighting!

Jo: Yes, you did, good girl.

Beth: So now she has to ride Tower of Terror when we go to Disney World next month!

Jo: Yes, I do. Now go get the poking thingies.

Mel: Can I go get sugar? Can I can I can I?

Jo: Do it!

Mel: -chugs a slurpee and eats a small bag of sugar- SQUEEEE!

Jo: Okay! Now that Mel is on her way to a sugar high, I’ll introduce out next guest! It’s the depressed bat you all know, and most of you SHOULD love! ARES!

Beth: -whispers in Jo’s ear-

Jo: He suggested it?

Beth: -nods- We still gonna do it? He’s really booked and we can’t get him back for another five months.

Mel: YEEEESSSSSS!!

Jo: Of course we are, we have to or we loose credibility. And by the way, THE EDWARD CULLEN PLUSHIE IS MIIIIIIIIIINE! No one else can have it. Get a man candle of him.

Mel: Man candle?

Jo: They exist!

Ares: Can we get this over with? –falls asleep-

Mel: SHWEEET!

Jo: Okay, we’re going to poke him with a super awesome happy wand of fluffehness! Please take note not to do this in the wild. –starts to poke-

Ares: Wha? Bannanatubbthree.

Mel: I can’t find the prophecies!

Jo: Where’s the shrimp in cream sauce?

Ares: The prophecies are in the cream sauzzzzzze…and the shrimp is…what?

Beth: -behind the camera- This is gonna ruin his rep.

Jo: Hmm…aw! He fell asleep again. Well, that’s all we have time for today. Come back on Saturday when we choose another person to tor-POKE!

Mel: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUUUUUUNNNNN! FUN! POKE! OOOP! I popped your bubble! –pokes Jo-

Jo: What?

Beth: She burst your personal bubble.

Jo: Okay…Mel’s loosing it, I MISSED THAT! –jumps onto Mel’s back piggy-back style- INTO THE SUNSET!

-they run offstage, crashing is heard.-

Beth: Ummm… Well, we’ll see you next time on…

Audience: POKING RANDOM UC CHARRIES!

Beth: Goodnight! –runs after Mel and Jo- Guys? Guys are you okay?

A/N:

Jo: Okay, so, aren’t all of you glad Mel and I are friends again?

Mel: My head is spinning, stop the show I wanna get off.

Jo: She’ll be hyper by next time, no worries.

Beth: I hope you guys don’t make me be the “Heidi”-like girl again, I don’t want to wear the stuff she does.

Jo: You’ve been watching “Home Improvement” again?

Beth: Yes. I learned how to grunt.

Jo: -turns to Mel and sobs into her shoulder- THERE IS NO HOPE FOR HER NOW!!