Aktsuki Rulz the Skool! -and you know it's true, but does everyone else? Especially with the new freshman coming this year... slight AU.
Tell me if you want pairings.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, would I really waste my time on a sight for "Fan Fiction"?!?!?!?!?

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Akatsuki Rulz the Skool!
Period: 1- Newbie

" Come on, now...settle down.", a tall, man with spiky silver hair stated, standing in front of a large class room, " We have a new student..." The man gestured towards the door, where, on cue, came a tall, young man looking the least interested in anything in the class room. His silver hair was slicked back, showing his unusual purple eyes. All eyes, from utterly bored to actually happy, were on him.
"This is Hidan... Make him welcome, ok?" the man announced.
" Hey! Kakashi-sensei"
"...yes, Tobi?"
" Can Hidan-san sit with us?"
"...uh, sure.."
"YAY!"
"..the f#$k is UP with him?" Hidan inquired. Kakashi-sensei turned to the new kid and asked the oh-so-boring question,
"So, tell us about your self..."
"Ugh!" Hidan groaned, " Geese...Well, I'm a strict follower of Jashin-ism. And...uh...if you guys say anything different 'bout it, I'll kill you."
The class stared, seeming to be used to be threatened. Hidan took his seat next to Tobi and turned to the other person next to him.
"Sup? Cool if I sit here?"
"Hm"
"...What ever, idiot. Like I'd bother to move anyway"
The kid next to him seemed emotionless. Of course, that could be because he was wearing a mask, and all Hidan could see was his eyes and hair.

Man, these people are freaks, seriously!, he thought.

Class went on, and, just as any other class, it was boring. They learned something about chakra control. The teacher said they would have a test soon.
C#$! Guess I should study or something... Hidan thought as he walked through the cafeteria.

"Hey! Hey! Hidan-san!!!!!!!!!!! Come and sit with us!"

He turned in the direction of the familiar voice. Great! That annoying geek, uh...Coby, or something... Well, I guess I got nothing to loose...

Hidan took a seat next to Tobi and a blond. He had seen the blond in their class, but didn't know her name...in fact, he didn't know anyone's name at that table. Hmm...all these punks are in my class...guess I should try and 'make friends' or somethin', seriously...
"Hey, I'm Hidan. How's it' ?"

The blond, obviously having a lot of energy, spoke up first. "Hey! Un, I'm Deidara! You seem cool, un!"

Ha...what's up with the way she talks? Weird... . Hidan nodded towards Deidara, and the others continued the introductions.

" I am Sasori" the short red-head said.

"The name's Kisame!" replied a strange, shark-like boy.

" You may call me Itachi..." a black-haired kid.

" ...Kakuzu.." answered the masked boy who sat next to Hidan in class.

" Zetsu," the freakiest guy Hidan had ever seen spoke.

" Well...un, there's a lot of us. So, we don't feel like long introductions, un."

Huh, 'we' dont feel like it, or you don't feel like it... Hidan thought, amused.

" Well, un. We're the coolest gang in school, Akatsuki!"

"Gang?" inquired Hidan.

" Yeah, what's it to ya'?" Sasori cut in. "Don't tell me, 'Mom says gangs are a bad influence' or any of that. It's a waste of time..."

Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, seriously, he laughed in his head.
"Huh! Yeah right! My mom couldn't care less what I do, I could jump off a building and she'd be oblivious to it..." he responded, his voice trailing off. "Uff!" Hidan groaned as something bumped into him, throwing him off balance. He spun around in a rage and started cussing out the person who bumped him. "What is your #$#$# problem?!?! You #$"

"S-sorry, 'tabaeyo!" the speaker was a young boy, probably a freshman. He had blonde, spiky hair and whisker marks on his cheeks. He looked shocked by the silver-haired boy's anger. "I-I didn't mean to, calm down"

Hidan just glared at the freshman. "What's your name, brat?!"

"Naruto Uzumaki, 'tabeayo!" he said, unsure what the other would do. It was then that Naruto looked around at the group of juniors. They all looked scary, and mean, and, and-
Someone in particular caught his eye, Itachi Uchiha. Naruto forgot all about Hidan and glared full-force at Itachi. "Hey!", his voice was harsh with anger, " Itachi Uchiha!"

Itachi looked at the boy wit little interest.

"You, you're the reason Sasuke left us, aren't you?!"

Itachi seemed a bit surprised that this random blonde boy new of his brother, "Hmm. It depends... who are you?"

"Didn't you hear me the first time, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and one day, I'll be Hokage!" he screamed loudly, forgetting that the cafeteria was full. He got many strange glances, but none mattered, only Itachi.

Itachi had a small grin, very unusual for him. He stared, amused, into the determined eyes of the blonde. "Well...that's interesting..."

"Naaaruuutoo!!!"

Naruto froze at eh sound of the voice, scared for his life. He turned around slowly to find a pink-haired girl, and an angry one at that, running towards him. "S-sa-sakura-chan! Hehehehe...um...I was just...apologizing for- Gugh"

Sakura had him in a head-lock before he could utter out his entire excuse. "Don't you play dumb, Naruto-baka! We're in high school now, LEARN SOME MANNERS!!"

"B-but, Sakura-chan!!" he whined, gasping for breath.

"No, Naruto! Any way, we're supposed to be looking for Sasuke, NOT trouble with upper-class-men!" She turned to the gang with a pleasant smile, " Please excuse my friend, he's not really 'right-in-the-head', you know? Hahaha..."

The Akatsuki stared, a bit shocked by the girl. All they could do was nod. With that, Skaura dragged the suffocated Naruto to a near-by table and forced him to eat lunch. The gang looked at each other, unsure of what exactly happened. Hidan, however, ventured a guess.

"That was #$# crazy." he said simply. The rest agreed readily, and ate lunch while keeping an eye on the two freshmen. This year was going to be interesting...

A/N: I've had this idea for a long time & I love stories where they're in high school!!! I have a lot planned out, second ch. will be up REAL soon!!!!!!!!

Period: 2 - Miss President