Chapter 1: Beautiful Day

The Wii is flying back to Nintendo City after enjoying a beautiful day at Miyamoto Bay.

"Ah, nothing like coming home after the beach and getting sand in your shoes," Falcon takes one of his shoes off and dumps a load of sand on the floor.

"I gotta to admit it. It was beautiful," Mario agreed.

"All of this makes me tired. I'm planning to take a long hot bath for hours," Samus said.

"Can I join you?" Falcon asked.

"I don't think so," Samus laughed.

"Come on Samus. Seeing you in that bathing suit makes you look HOT!!"

"Too bad Fox got that bad sunburn," Luigi said.

"Well I told him not to stay in the sun all day!" Mario replied.

They hear Hawkins laughing his head off in the back.

"Uh Hawkins?" Ike asked.

"He's laughing, that can't be good," Falcon said.

"Hawkins, why are you laughing?" Mario wondered.

Hawkins stopped and started to talk but began laughing again.

"Hawkins, calm down and tell us."

"Alright, after what Falcon said bathing suit, it brought up this scene I saw at the beach."

"What?" Luigi asked.

"I was laughing my head off because I couldn't stop seeing Sonic drooling all over the sand when he saw Amy in her bathing suit!" Hawkins began to laugh again.

Mario and Falcon look at each other.

"How is this funny?" Falcon asked.

"He was drooling with his mouth wide open! Drool was dripping all over."

"Speaking of Amy I thought I saw her angry at Falcon," Peach said.

"I did nothing!" Falcon screeched.

"Then what's with the bump on your head?" Mario wondered.

"Amy threw a rock at him," Luigi answered for them.

"What did you do to make her mad?" Hawkins calmed down.

"I have no idea!!"

"Amy tripped over a rock, she got mad, and threw it," Ike gave more info.

"And it landed on my head. Happy?"

"No," Mario said.

"Besides, I'm pretty sure Sonic wouldn't gotten Amy pregnant."

"Did you say pregnant?" Hawkins jumped.

"Just about Sonic and Amy. I mean, for some strange reason, I keep having this strange feeling that Link and Zelda had you know what and she got pregnant," as Falcon was talking, Hawkins started to freak out. "But what am I talking about? I mean that would never happen at all."

"Guys, we got a problem!" Link bursts in.

The SSB star at him.

"Okay, if Zelda's not wearing anything under that skirt, I don't wanna know!" Falcon didn't even look.

"Not that problem!" Link got frustrated.

"Then what?" Mario asked.

"This problem!" Link grabs Zelda into the scene.

The SSB gasp as the Psycho theme song plays. Falcon takes a dare and looks. For what he saw was Princess Zelda, pregnant!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Falcon screams.

His screams go out far away from the Wii, beyond VG, to Planet Earth. The scream reaches one of the space stations.

"Did you guys hear something?" one astronaut asks.

We go back to VG as Falcon continues to scream. He screamed and he passed out onto the floor.

"Oh that problem," Mario said.