Okayz, pplz, as you all know, The 13th Warrior is the best movie of all time. As you all probably know, I do not own any of it. But allow me to alter it just a BIT. Let us all pretend---- yes, i said pretend, y know, the thing you all used to do as children----- that Buliwyf did NOT die. yes, thats it. All of you are doing lovely. Thank you for bearing with me. And, please, if you like it, would you review for me?

Magnet For Trouble

" Ahmed, where are we going?"

"To visit some old friends of mine in the North."

"Northmen? Yuck..."

"Lushia, you don't even know them. It will be nice to see Buliwyf and Herger again."

"...What weird names they have."

"You're name is weird, too."

"As is yours, Ibn!!!" I giggled as my brother began venting again. I ran my hand down the neck of my chesnut Arab stallion."Don't start hyperventilating. You really should watch your blood pressure, Big Brother. And Night doesn't like it when you yell. he thinks your'e angry when you do that."

"Angry? I AM angry. Nobody's called me Ibn since I came back from from the North!!! As for your horse, I could care less what he thinks." Ahmed smapped.

I giggled as Night reached down and began to chew on Ahmed's hair. He was much larger than his horse, and none the more stronger. I pushed back some of my light red hair that I had inherited from our mother. Ahmed always said I was the spitting image of her but she died giving birth to me. I wish I had known her, but theres no use dwelling on the past. Ahmed is older and much wiser than me. I enjoyed listening to his stories of the eaters of the dead when he finally came back home to get me. I never really believed any of it until he said one day last week that he was taking me to meet some of his comrades. O joy. It really was a good thing Ahmad taught me their language...

"Are we there yet?" I whined as we continued on for three more days across the barren desert. We were already out of water. 'Oh, no,' Ibn had said.'This will be enough water. You worry too much." Well I worry too much because he never seems to worry enough!!! I swear, he seems to think that since he killed creatures that couldn't decide whether they were bears or humans he can walk through fire!!!! Well it doesn't work that way!!!

"Will you stop complaining and just keep riding." He said, his breathing shallow.

I coughed as I inhaled a cloud of sand."Ibn, come on, we're going to DIE out here!!! I blame you for not taking care of me like you should...our poor mother is looking down on you with shame..."

He chuckled."I'm sorry to burst your bubble, Lushia, but we're almost there."

I followed Ibn down a bank of sand. My eyes widened as we came to a river."A...river? where'd it come from!!!???"

Ahmed rolled his eyes and motioned for me to follow. I smiled sheepishly at my naiveness. Building my self-esteem back up, I foloowed him.

We rounded a bend. I looked at the small encampment. Or that was what it looked like. It was a small village, i guess I could give it that much."Ibn, is this it? Not very big, is it now..."

"Must you criticize everything?" He asked, a smile across his face. I smiled too."Get off Night. He probably needs a rest."

I nodded and began to get off. As I was swinging over, my foot was caught in the reins. I gasped and leaned up, trying to free my foot.

"Having trouble, danger magnet?" Ahmed chuckled.

'You're sooo mean to me!!!!!!!" I got my foot unhooked. I sighed, the realized I wasn't holding onto anything. I was prepared to hit the hard ground, but two strong arms caught me. Ibn istantly stopped laughing.

I was set down, and I instantly looked up and into the lovely eyes of my savior. I would soon realize how much significance this savior would have...

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Bet YOU don't know who it is!!!!! Wait-----you do??? That isnt faaaaaaaaaiiiiirrrr!!!!! okay, so maybe you don't know, and I'm paranoid...okayz, please review!!! I'll love you forever if you do!!!!!!!

Love Buliwyf

Huh? My name? No, it has nothing to do with my story...