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Author: My-Arabian-Knight
Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 38 - Published: 02-04-08 - Updated: 02-14-08 - id:4053549

Okay, here it is, what you've all been waiting for! The final chap of Cullen Karaoke!! Enjoy!! Oh and thank you Loopi Loo for the idea of Emmett telling Edward he watches Bella too much.

Esme and Carlisle talked quietly for a bit, before Esme looked up and took the microphone.

"This was a very hard decision to make, but we finally decided that the winner is--Me!!" (yeah I know that sounds weird but thats who won)

There was a loud up roar as Bella, ALice, and Rosalie jumped up and screamed, clapping their ands together while jumping up and down. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett hooted and hollared, 'pounding' eachothers fists.

"GO Esme!" Bella yelled.

"You rock!" Alice shouted.

"I love you! I'm your biggest fan!!" Emmett said in a a girly voice. The room went quiet instantly, followed by a long pause.

"Dude, that's just wrong." Jasper said finally. Emmett stuck his bottom lip out and stomped his foot.

"I'm sorry!! It's not my fault!!" he folded his arms across his chest and mumbled unintelligably. Rosalie quickly threw her arms around him and talked in a baby voice to him. Edward looked sullky for a moment, before saying.

"I should have won. My song was the best." Emmett looked up from Rosalie and said,

"All you ever spend time doing is watching her sleep! No body cares anymore!! My song should have won!"

"What? If anyones song should have won it should have been mine! It was deep!" Jasper argued.

"Yeah, it went deep inside me Jasper. It pretty much came out the other end it was so deep!" Alice retorted.

"You want to say that to my face Alice?" Jasper asked, stalking over to her. Suddenly, a full fledged fight broke out and all the teens were fighting. Bella was screaming off the side, incouraging Edward and booing his opponent.

"Oh dear. I cann't help but think everything has gone down hill." Esme murmured to Carlisle.

"Well, we still have the family song to sing." he shrugged as he watched the fight in front of him. "Maybe that will calm them down."

"okay." she shrugged. There was a pause. "So are you going to break them up, or should I do it? she asked.

"Uh. You can do it." he said. Esme nodded, and walked over to the fight.

"Um, excuse me." she said, trying to grab there attention by adding a snap. "Please cease this activity and listen." she tried again.

"Esme, I'm scared!" Bella wailed. Esme rolled her eyes and sighed. She was going to have to use a new tactic.

"Yo fools! This shit be wacked! I'm the shiz here, so y'all listen up, 'ight?" she yelled. The room went quiet instantly, and everyone looked at Esme. Edwards eyes were wide open, and he paused in his act of biting Rosalie's leg. Alice had Emmett in a head lock, and Jasper had his hand clamped around Edwards leg.

"Oh my god." Bella was the first to recover. "Esme, did you just say what I thought you just said?" she asked.

"I most certianly did, and now that I have your attention, I would love to announce the family song." she said. "So that means all of you need to sit back in your seats." she added with a snarl. Everyone obeyed quickly. "Good, now we will be singing You Raise Me Up. You will all have a certain part to sing, so grab a mic, get on stage and get ready." Everyone scampered to grab a mic from the table, and find a place on stage. Esme turned around and looked at Carlisle, who had a look of shock on his face.

"Well I never-" he started, but shook his head and made his way to the stage. The music started, and Esme was the first to sing.

Esme: When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Carlisle: Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

Rosalie: You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
Alice:You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
Bella:I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
All girls: You raise me up: To more than I can be.

Emmett: You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
Jasper: You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
Edward: I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
All boys:You raise me up: To more than I can be.

Bella:There is no life - no life without its hunger;
Edward: Each restless heart beats so imperfectly;
Jasper: But when you come and I am filled with wonder,
Alice: Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity.

Rosalie:You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
Emmett: I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

Carlise and Esme: You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

Everyone: You raise me up: To more than I can be.

There was many sniffles, as the girls cried and hugged eachother, while the boys did their man hugs. Esme pecked Carlisle onthe lips, before turning and hugging all her children.

"This was the best night of my life!" Bella sobbed.

"I know! Even though Emmett was a complete jerk about the song her sang, I still want to go to bed with him right now!" Rosalie said. Everyone looked at her for a while, then Emmett said.

"Awsome!! I call dibs on the blindfold!" and scooped Rosalie up and before anyone knew what happened, they were gone.

"That was...different." Edward managed to say after a while.

"Not as different as the feeling i'm getting right now." Jasper moaned.

"Oh no, I have to get him out of here." Alice muttered. "Come on jazzy!" she said, pulling him up from where he collapsed on the floor, and dragged him out of the room. Bella watched them go, then looked at Esme and Carlisle.

"I have to go. Charlie will be wondering where I am." She told them "But thank you for having me come. I had so much fun."

"Thank you Bella, we loved having you, you have a lovely voice." Esme said, giving her a hug.

"I'll see you later Carlisle." Bella said, waving before she turned around, Edward following her.

"I'll be back later Esme, see ya Carlisle." Edward said. The door closed and Esme and Carlisle were left alone. They looked at the door silently for a few moments, before Carlisle said,

"Shall we?" Esme nodded. They left the room at human pace, arm in arm.

The living room was left empty. The disco ball rotated pathetically, and the platform sat lonely in the middle of the room.

Well, that the best I can do for a major writers block. Let me know what you think. Sorry its soo bad!!



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