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Author: D00dlebug
Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Published: 02-07-08 - Updated: 02-07-08 - Complete - id:4058675

At the sound of Spider-Mans voice, the blind Lizard stared at him. Then it sniffed him. Spider-Man stood stock still. But the creature still smelt him and charged at him. Spider-Man zipped up at the roof and landed on the Mega Lizards back. The creature was oblivious to it and continued rampaging until it crashed head first into one of the large generators. It let out a large roar. “Oh, that’s not gonna be good for Iron District”

At almost exactly the same time, J. Jonah Jameson was busy screwing in a light bulb in his office.
“Jonah, I really think we should get an electrician” worried Robbie, holding the ladder.
“Nonsense, electricians cost money, and anyway, I’ve done it before” argued Jonah.
“yeah, and look at what happened to the carpet that time too” mumbled Robbie under his breathe.
“Oh, stop whining and catch this” said Jameson as he dropped the used bulb into Robbie’s hands. He quickly slid the bulb into place and then positioned the lampshade over the top. Robbie went to the switch and carefully turned it on. The light switched on. A nice bright bulb. “see, what did I tell you?” mocked Jameson as he sat down on the ladder. Suddenly, the light switched off, and then the electricity for the printing office, and then the whole building.
“See, what did I tell you?” mocked Robbie. Jameson glared at the light bulb.
“I’ll go call an electrician”

Meanwhile, Spider-Man had come up with an idea, if the Mega Lizard was blind, and the generators could make it dizzy…well, you work it out. It had worked once already as he had steered it into another one, and there was one left. The lizard was having trouble standing now but it still charged after the invisible enemy. Suddenly, the screaming from behind the wall returned and the room shook. The Mega Lizard rooted itself to the spot to stop itself falling and Spider-man would have fallen off had he not stuck to the Mega Lizard himself with his feet. Then the screaming faded away and the room stood still, and Spider-Man realised what it was. The Mega Lizard suddenly turned around and charged at the wall but Spider-man pulled on its horn and it twisted and ran head first into the generator. It was such an explosion that the creature was thrown through the air and Spider-man had to jump of to avoid being crushed. The creature grabbed out irrationally and smacked Spider-Man full on the chest. He went flying into the wall and mortar rained down on him. The wall was weak and cracked threateningly. The Mega Lizard got up and charged at him but Spider-Man jumped easily jumped over him. The huge creature crashed into the wall and some bricks fell through. The Mega Lizard fell backwards in a spiral and lay still, facing away from the wall.

Spider-Man didn’t waste time for it to get back up, he webbed each side of the head and as another scream faded away behind the wall, Spider-Man pulled the webbing till it was taunt. “Sorry Doc, but this is gonna hurt me more than you…” said Spider-Man, then, considering the action. “Ok, it isn’t” he springed forwards at the lulling creature and hit it hard on the top jaw which separated from the bottom jaw with a large crack. The creature was thrown backwards through the wall and landed on the live rails on the other side. There was a burning smell and suddenly the Mega Lizard started shrivelling. Spider-Man couldn’t believe what he’d just done and looked away, horrified. There was a bubbling sound and then all was silent. Cautiously, Spider-Man turned back to face what was left and was greeted with his science teacher. Dr. Curt Connors. He was unconscious and scratched all over, but he was human. And then there was a horrible pop and his right arm once again shrivelled into nothingness. “I’m so sorry professor. But I will get you better again”

Spider-Man grabbed the ruined jab coat and covered the professor up and then fireman carried him up the train track until they arrived at the nearest station. He then left him with some medics explaining that he had saved him from the lizards. Then he left.

He swung slowly to Mary-Jane’s house. Developing a cold to add to his list of injury’s. and when he got to her flat, he found he couldn’t even talk. He thumped on her door desperately in the downpour that had developed and then when she opened it he fell inside straight down. She caught him and half walked-half carried him into the sitting room where she lay him quickly on the sofa. “What happened?” she asked, trying not to cry.
“Lizards…my ribs…I…saved him” mumbled Peter through a tight throat. Mary-Jane looked at him.
“We need to get you to a hospital…now” she decided.
“NO!” cried out Peter as he moved in and out of consciousness “Can’t show…Spider-Man” Mary-Jane nodded.
“Ok Peter, we’ll get you into some normal clothes then we have to get you to a hospital!”
“Ok…Mary-Jane?” said Peter. Mary-Jane knelt down next to him.
“Yes?” she asked
“I..Love you” said Peter. He felt it was important to stress this, after what had happened and what he’d been through. She’d been the only thing keeping him going. Mary-Jane smiled back at him.
“I love you too Tiger” she said as she ran to get some different clothes.



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