|The Shadow Children Characters Move Into My House!
Author: The Lightning Knight PM
What happens when the characters from the Shadow Children series move into a complete geek's house? Total madness, that's what!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 02-08-08 - id: 4061298
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A/N: So basicly, the characters from the Shadow Children series move into my house because they're having a year-long vacation, and we were the only place that they could afford. [even though it's a small one Oh, and just so you know, I'm Lightning and my oldest sister is Mew-Mew in this.
Lightning: When are those guys gonna get here?
Mew-Mew: Why couldn't we have Harry Potter characters? Or Holes?
Lightning: Because Shadow Children is better!
There's a knock on the door. Lightning answers it, and Luke, Trey, Nina, Smits, Jen, Mathias, Percy, Alia, Joel, and John enter.
Lightning: Oh... My... Goop. IT'S THE SHADOW CHILDREN! THEY'RE REALLY HERE!
Smits: He has a problem.
Lightning: You people rawk my sox!
Luke: Right you are, Smits, Right you are.
They all bring in their stuff in, and settle on the furnichure.
Mew-Mew: My brother is obsessed with you guys.
Jen: We noticed.
Trey: It's cramped in here... but at least there's no danger.
Alia: And we're all together.
Mathias: And we're having a fun vacation.
Percy: And God loves us.
Mew-mew: Do you know how annoying that "Count your Blessings" thing is?
Lightning: Anyway, I ordered pizza.
Lightning: Oh, yeah. It's a type of food.
Luke: I wonder what it tastes like. I haven't ever heard of one before.
Lightning: It depends on what you put on it.
Joel: Can I put cookies on it? I heard from my mom that cookies tasted gooood!
Lightning: No! No cookies! So, Jen, what do you want on yours?
Luke: Why are you asking Jen first?
Lightning: 'Cause she's awsome- er, I mean... It was the first name that came to my mind. Anyway, Jen, I like chatrooms. Maybe I could show you my favorite one.
Jen: Uuuhhh... yeah, no.
Luke: Yeah! She dosen't want to do dorky stuff with you!
Nina: Do I sinse a Love Triangle?
Lightning and Luke: No!
Jen rolls her eyes.
Pizza dude: Here's your pizza.
Lightning's Mom: Thanks. -Pizza Man leaves- I CAN'T BELEIVE THAT YOU ORDERED PIZZAS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
Lightning: But it's for the Shadow Children!
Lightning's Mom: Oh... My... Goop. IT'S THE SHADOW CHILDREN!
Percy: Your mom's a fan of us, too?
Jen is reading Among the Free.
Jen: Luke, you named a horse after me?
Jen: That's nice. Hey! You made me sound like a prep in this book! -Slaps Luke with the book, and he falls to the other side of the couch-
Alia: Are you OK, Luke?
Luke: Yeah... It was just a slap.
Mathias: And people won't notice when you blush.
Percy: And God loves us.
Mew-Mew: Will you guys please cut that out?!