|The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ring
Author: airnaruto45 PM
What happens when a football-headed nicktoon named Arnold inheirts the ring of power that once belonged to the dark lord Madara answer a quest for the ages with the fate of Toon-Earth on the lineRated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 03-14-08 - Published: 02-09-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4062544
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Airnaruto45 presents: The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring
Disclaimer: I do not own any legal rights to the characters that I'll use in this parody, because they are owned by their respected creators. I also do not own legal rights to scripts of any of the movies; those are owned by new line Cinema and Peter Jackson. I finally do not own the copyright to any of the books those are owned by the family of J.R.R. Tolkien
Chapter 1: Prologue, forging of the ring
I amar prestar aen…
(The world is changed)
Han mathon ne nen…
(I feel it in the water)
Han mathon ne chae…
(I feel it in the Earth)
A han noston ned gwilith.
(I smell it in the air)
Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it…
It began with the forging of the great rings; three were given to the Disney, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
In the dim candle light, three figures could be seen wearing three crested rings; A red haired girl with a pink hair bow looks at hers closely and feels a rush of power.
Seven were given to the Looney Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
Seven different animals could be seen a room crafted from the shards of the mountain; they all wore dark robes with silver lacing and had different fur patterns all raising their rings to the heavens.
And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of anime, who above all else, desired power.
Standing within the shadow of a grand hall were nine great anime characters their rings held close, each of them had a lustful look of greed on their face.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race…but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.
In the land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom; the dark lord Madara forged in secret a master ring, to control all others.
Within a fiery chasm could be seem a figure in a black robe with red clouds on the robe stood on the edge of a small bridge separating him from a pit of lava he raised his hand and roared in triumph, a small golden band was bound around his finger.
And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. "One Ring to rule them all."
The ring then began glow brightly as inscriptions as clear as fire cemented their place along the band, a foul whisper came from this light, a ring of pure evil.
One by one, the free lands of Toon-Earth fell to the power of the Ring.
Villages on the grassy hills began to burn, people were running in terror as monstrous creatures chased them, burning and crushing everything in their path.
But there were some who resisted; A last alliance of Anime and Disney marched against the armies of Mordor and on the slopes of Mount Doom they fought for the freedom of Toon-Earth
Meanwhile, as the beasts charged down the slopes of the mountain the rear lin of Anime archers fired volley after volley of their own arrows each shot finding it's mark and killing it's intended targets
The dusty lands near the bursting volcano, an army of characters in silver and gold armor raised swords against the incoming onslaught of creatures that seemed to be made of pure darkness.
A Disney character on the front line who was a black mouse stood firm holding a spear in his hands and yelled orders to the following Calvary.
"Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!" (Hold positions! Fire arrows!) he yelled, the second line hoisted their bows between the shoulders of the first and fired, nailing the first wave of creatures with arrows.
As more of the black creatures came forward, all raised their swords, in a fluid motion that was devastating yet graceful, the front line thrust their swords upwards and decapitated the creatures.
As the battle continued, the Anime and the Disney appeared to have the upper hand, The king of Anime known as Atem; raised his sword in triumph as Mickey took his own sword and continued to hack away at the enemy and then took his spear and stabbed a creature who was already on the ground right in the gut.
Victory was near…
The battlefield then went deathly quiet, a Disney character looked on in horror, and an anime who looked liked the king known as Yugi dropped his sword out of fear.
But the power of the Ring could not be undone…
Madara strode onto the battlefield, a katana shining in his right hand and the ring of power burning on his left.
He came to the first line and towered above them like a huge black spire; he then swung with his katana, and sent many Disney and Anime alike flying , killing them on contact, he kept repeating this taking down wave after wave easily.
Atem charged forward with a battle cry, Madara easily dodged his strike and countered it by slamming the sword on his head: Atem went flying and crashing onto the slope dead.
Yugi sprinted to his aid, when he saw his lifeless body he fell to his knees and took off his helmet, totally shocked in grief.
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Yugi son of the King, took up his father's sword.
As Madara approached to finish the job, Yugi grabbed the handle of the blade, the dark lord stepped on the mid-section, snapping it into pieces, Yugi took the handle with a quarter of the blade attached to it.
Madara then reached down to grab Yugi with the ring glowing like the sun on his hand; in a last desperate attempt; Yugi cried out and swung the blade, it cut directly through Madara's finger, taking the ring with it.
Madara screamed in pain as the ring with his finger fell to the brimstone below, right within Yugi's gaze.
The dark lord screamed in pain as his body began to crumble and in a flash of light; he exploded, sending out a shock wave that cracked the earth.
His helmet fell to the ground, smoke rising out of the cracks.
Madara the enemy of the free-peoples of Middle-earth, was defeated…
Yugi, breathing heavily from what just occurred set his sight on Madara's severed finger which began to turn to dust and blow away in the wind, but the ring lay behind, he slowly picked up and held in his palm, the fiery inscriptions fading.
The ring passed to Yugi who had this one chance to destroy evil forever; but the hearts of men are easily corrupted, and the Ring of Power has a will of its own.
The scene changed dramatically to a misty wood where the survivors of the battle were heading home; Yugi lead the way, the ring proudly hanging around his neck with a silver chain.
Suddenly more black creatures appeared from the trees and tackled Yugi of his steed, more creatures appeared and drew rusty weapons and began to slaughter the soldiers.
In the midst of the madness; Yugi got up onto his knees and looked at the carnage around him, snapping the ring off of its chain he hurriedly placed it on his finger; he vanished in an instant.
Sneaking away from the battle, an invisible Yugi, rushed away from the battle and dived into the river, as he swam the ring slid off his finger, making Yugi visible again.
Desperately he tried to reach for it, but failed, two black creatures noticed him and fired three arrows into his back.
Yugi then floated down the river, three arrows stuck into his back and blood flowing from the wound.
It betrayed to his death And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.
History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years, the Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.
The ring now lay at the bottom of the river, blanketed in sediment; suddenly a hand reached down and grabbed it, snatching it out of the icy river.
"My precioussssssss…" a creature whispered as the ring was held between its hands.
The Ring came to the creature Stick nose who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty mountains. And there it consumed him
"It came to me, my own, my love, my own, my prrrrreciousssss! Stick nose it coughed. The sleek creature could be seen on top of a stone hill in the middle of a cave conceived with a pool of water and a small island in the center of that pool.
The Ring brought to Stick nose unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Stick nose's cave it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had now come.
On top of the stone hill; the ring fell and clanked against the hard ground, falling into the darkness and out of view.
It abandoned Stick nose; But something happened then the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable.
In the light of the cave's exit; the ring was lying on top of a dusty stone, but then a wrinkly old hand searched around the dirt and touched the band, then curiously picked it up.
"What's this" the creature asked, as it drew the ring to its face it could be seen it was a man of about 81 years of age with no hair left on his head wearing a white shirt, brown overall pants and brown shoes.
A Nicktoon; steely Phil of the shire
A Ring he said in joy as he twirled it in his fingers. Suddenly a shriek came and went through the cave that made him jump in fright and back up against the wall, putting the ring in his pocket.
"Losssst! My precious is lost!" Stick nose cried out.
For the time shall soon come, when Nicktoons will shape the fortunes of all.
A/N: well folks I hope you liked this little prologue for my LOTR parody and for those who don't know who stick nose is suppose to be it's Sid from Hey Arnold! Don't ask me why I have him as Gollum it just crossed my mind until next time read and review