A/N: Ah! More Random Happy Killing bloodiness! I promised my friend I would work on this! So here’s to you Kelsey! I finished it!

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything about this. Only through daydreams do I.

Shikamaru ran happily, into Chouji.

“Yowch! Oh hey Chouji! Hey, do you know if Sakura’s mom is making those sweets today!?” Shikamaru jumped up. The normally lazy guy was now a hyperactive nut ball from The weird curse. Chouji dusted himself off. He was now mime, which made his now hyper friend a little impatient.

Chouji nodded and gave the thumbs up. Shikamaru cocked his head.

“Well? Is she!?” Chouji slapped his face and remembered when his friend’s brain wasn’t melted by sugar. Chouji nodded again. And You could see the crazy raising in the candy obsessed boy.

“Thanks Chouji! Seeya!” Shikamaru began to ran towards Sakura’s. Meanwhile, Ino and Lee were sitting side by side. Lee Calmly wrapped an arm around Ino’s waist. She giggled and Lee pulled his arm back fast embarrassed. The roof had a crack in it from one of Naruto’s stupid spells and Sai was attempting to fix it. Though Sai neglected the fact…he has no arms.

“What did the author just say?” He then slipped from the ladder, attempted to grab a window, Broke it into pieces into his body, and hit the ground in front of Ino and Lee.

“Holy crap!” Lee screamed. Shikamaru came running and tripped on Sai, causing himself to be impaled on the glass shards. Lee’s eyes turned yellow and his teeth crooked and sharp. Ino Screamed from the blood and ran inside her flower shop.

So you know, normal day in Konaha now a days.

Tsunade looked out the window at the scene. “Sigh, Shizune. Our village is doomed. If only there was a way to turn them back.” Shizune finished pouring Tea.

“Well, there’s nothing much we can do. They haven’t killed anyone important. I’ve looked in the books and normally a lot more people have been dead already. Konaha may survive if they die of old age.” Shizune smiled. Tsunade shook her head.

“That’s what the village of glitter said.”

“The what?”

“Exactly.” Tsunade watched as Lee choked Udon until the boy stopped struggling. Still no one too important. Meanwhile, Hinata was on a date with Shino, yes, odd. But oddity is not the point. The point is, Sakura came running up to them as Hinata looked at the pond while Shino rested his head on her shoulder.

“Hinata! Have you seen my Lee?” Sakura asked in a false sanity. Hinata looked over to her and Sakura saw Shino.

“Are you two…”

“Yes.” Shino hissed.

“Shino asked me this morning if I could take him to the lake, last time he tried he drowned.” Hinata explained. Shino sat up in defense.

“No fair, Kiba replaced my cane with a snake! It led me to the water…” Shino said. Sakura just shook hers.

“Have you seen my sweet Lee though?” She asked desperately. Hinata thought for a moment turning her head making a few flakes fall from her hair.

“I need medicated shampoo, oh, right Lee. I think he’s killing Genin in town.” Hinata said strangely calm. Then again, Lee killing isn’t so strange anymore.

“Thank you! Thank you! Don’t worry my sexy killer! I’m coming to save you from Ino pig!” Sakura ran, tripped and her glasses fell off her nose and broke. “Oh great, my glasses, I needed them. I’m blind…but I look better!” She stood up, her short blue skirt twirled around her waist. “Lee! I’m coming again!” She ran and smacked face first into a tree. Then she stepped back, and ran into a tree…the same tree.

“What an idiot.” Shino said, listening to the sound of stupid hitting a tree. Hinata looked over to the road as a line of baby chickens came down the road.

“AHH! CHICKENS!” She ran, smacking Shino into the lake. Not knowing what the heck just happened, he drowned. Hinata ran into the village with the baby chickens fallowing her. Sakura finally made her way to town, broken nose. She looked for a big green blurry blob. She squinted as hard as she could, with out those glasses she can barley see. She soon spotted a huge green blob, wrapped around a blue blob.

“Ino! Get your hands off my man!” Sakura ran over and pulled what she believed to be Lee off what she believed to be Ino. “This is my hot man! So just get that through your head!” Sakura demanded.

“Sakura, what the hell are you doing while I’m on my date?” She heard Kakashi sensei’s voice.

“Kakashi Sensei!? Where are you? I can’t see, I’m just trying to get my man back!” She yelled.

“If your looking for Lee, he’s with Ino after he finished flipping out and she’s giving him aromatherapy to see if that might help.” Gai sensei said, then grabbed her and pushed her in the right direction.

“Thank you sensei!” Sakura yelled, then slammed into a building. Kakashi and Gai shoot their head.

“What a little nut ball.” Kakashi said.

“A Real crazy idiot.” Gai replied.

“Now, where were we Gai?” Kakashi asked. Gai smiled then sat on Kakashi’s lap…

Meanwhile, Lee lied his head on Ino’s lap as they sat in her room on her bed breathing in the smells of different soothing scents.

“You Know Ino, you maybe right about this aromatherapy thing. I feel so relaxed.” He yawned. Ino rustled his hair, his beret sat on her bed besides them. Then they heard something thrown against her window.

“INO PIG! GIVE BACK MY LEE!” Sakura yelled, still blind. Ino stood up and Lee fell off the bed with a thump. She ran over to the window and opened it looking down to Sakura.

“Shut up billboard brow! My parents don’t know He’s here and they could be back any minute!” Ino hissed, Lee still in her room stood up rubbing the back of his head.

“Ouch. Good bye soothing relaxation.” Lee mumbled, though loud enough to where Ino heard and held his hand.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you! I swear…” He laughed.

“It is alright, it is alright. No worries. It would take more to hurt me.” Lee smiled and gave the nice guy pose. Ino relaxed and turned back to her window.

“Go away Sakura! I’m trying to help Lee not Flip out any more! So go!” Ino hissed. Sakura stood firm.

“Oh Lee! Don’t you want some of this? My short little skirt and a white button up shirt. Or her blue shirt and a blue tank top. How boring.” Sakura flipped her pink hair with blue light blue streaks. Ino huffed and looked to Lee, who looked to his girl then Sakura.

“Sakura I like Ino, you had a chance. Please just-“ At that moment, Hinata ran through, byakugon active and struck Sakura.

“Sorry! Chickens!” She yelled while continuing her run down the street. Then a bunch of adult and baby chickens surrounded Sakura, who was holding her chest where Hinata struck.

“Oh, Hello chickens.” The chickens eyes flashed red and a beat of sweat fell down Sakura’s face. She started to back up. “Nice chickens, good chickens. You wouldn’t hurt me now would you?” She backed up into a big chicken. “Crap.” The chickens swarmed the girl as Lee and Ino watched in horror. The chickens piled away back after Hinata as a few babies still pecked at what was left, a skeleton with one eye and a bit of skin covered in blood and peck marks.

“That was gross.” Ino choked, driving her face into Lee’s chest. Lee was shaking a bit.

“That was…kind of cool though…”

Oh, and by the way…

Kiba and Akamaru were training as normal. Kiba wasn’t the first to die today, so he was feeling great. “You know Akamaru, dying isn’t all that great. It’s a couple hours of being bored to death.” He said, Naruto then came by screaming as a swarm of Bees fallowed. Kiba looked at the bees to his left, then to Naruto growing smaller on the distance to his right. “Damn it.” The bee’s attacked Kiba…and you basically know the rest.

Yep, when all is said and done…I’m crazy! And I enjoy it! Sorry I haven’t been updating. A bit busy and all. Review or I’ll have to bring out the chickens! X3