|Fiends of Spira
Author: FLUDD PM
The fiend counter parts of the final fantasy X characters have set of on a quest to stop Yuna and the gang from destroying sin so they can take over the world.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 02-18-08 - Published: 02-10-08 - id: 4064672
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The Journey of Tidus
Tidus found himself floating around what looked like a wrecked Zanarkand. Then he noticed he was flying.
"I can fly" Tidus started singing as he floated around. Peter Pan came in to the scene and started to fly around some random clock tower which had just popped out of nowhere.
When the song was finished Tidus said goodbye to Peter Pan. As Peter was floating away he was hit by an plane.
In the plane
"Oh no we killed Peter Pan" the pilot roared as he crashed into the ground because his childhood hero was dead.
After a few hours of crying and being cheered up by the point he could fly Tidus set out again so he could get out of Snorezville.
When flying around Tidus noticed a small boy that couldn't fly. Tidus went down to him to make fun of him. When Tidus started gloating he gloated for one hour straight. He would have gloated for longer but the boy wasn't moving or speaking or crying.
Tidus got bored of the boy so he turned around to remember his past. As Tidus was thinking the boy whacked him over the head with a giant club.
"You're timing was off you were supposed to turn around so I could whack you over the head an hour ago" he said as he took Tidus away.
When Tidus woke up he found himself outside some ruins.
"Oh cool" he said as he gazed around "I bet there is treasure here" he took out a whip "Just call me Indiana Tidus"
As Tidus swam towards the ruins he drowned a few times but the final fantasy makers got angry and threatened me with guns knifes and spoons. I was right to stop spoon are so scary. Have you heard of the great spoon attack of 69.
OK well back to the story. Tidus had lost his whip and was on a brick walkway. As he was walking he took out a pack of doughnuts and ate them. The sudden weight change made the bridge collapse.
Tidus started swimming in circles yelling I want my teddy. When he was finished Geosgaeno attacked still angry about the mother comments. Every time Geosgaeno attacked Tidus lost 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 health. When Tidus fainted rabid final fantasy makers jumped into the pool healed Tidus and attacked Geosgaeno distracting him until Tidus managed to get into a nearby cave. Geosgaeno was so angry he tried to use his strongest attack but a Final Fantasy maker changed into his ultimate form a giant pencil. Using this form he whacked Geosgaeno over the head so hard the over sized fish fainted.
Inside the cave the shock of the whack made the entrance collapse. Tidus was stuck in there so he decided to go exploring. He found himself in a giant room with remains of a fire in the middle.
"I'm cold I wish I had my Blanky" Tidus started to shiver "Oh well I'll just have to make a fire"
Tidus explored the place finding a bunch of flowers that had wilted because of a fart he had let off and some rocks in a small drawer that had opened because of the shock of the fart.
When Tidus got back to the main room he tried to use the rocks and flowers to start a fire. After the millionth try he gave up and used a match he found in his pocket to light the fire. He then fell fast a sleep and dreamed about cookies and milk.
When he woke up he took his thumb out of his mouth. He noticed the fire was going out.
"Don't go out" he yelled as he tried to use the methane in his farts to light the fire but his farts were just pure stink.
As soon as the fire went out a strange creature started to run around the room while smoking. It then jumped off the wall and attacked Tidus.
"Oh no" Tidus said as he got out his sword and attacked the beast. His attack missed then the beast hit him. This caused his overdrive bar to fill. Tidus then used his spiny thing attack and killed the beast.
Just then the door behind Tidus exploded and a girl came in and stood in a fighting pose beside Tidus. She then noticed the fiend was dead and started to cry.
"Waaa! I was supposed to kill the fiend with you and my grenades. Now they are going to go to waste." She stopped crying "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'll just have to use them on you" she yelled as she threw ninety-nine grenades at Tidus.
"You're only supposed to have two" Tidus yelled as he blacked out.